Big announcements
Exhausted opened Jay the door to his house. „It feels so good, to be finally at home.", he said
Gloria stormed on her red high heels to the door and shooing Jay away. „You can't come in.", she said. „I, I'm giving a party. A party for women."
„And?", Jay asked irritated. „You have to go! You can come in three or maybe four hours back.", she closed the door behind him and ran carefully back into the living room.
Jay: „Sometimes, I don't understand my wife. I mean it's my house, she can't kick me out. I had a really busy day and all I wanted was to go in my house and lay down on the couch. And then, five seconds later, I'm outside again.
So, the question is, who's the real men in this household?
And I guess that's not me. "
„Is he gone?", a lady with long black hair asked, she sounds a little bit inebriated. „Yes, Carmen!", Gloria shouted and shakes her hip.
The living room was filled with Spanish looking women. On the table were many glasses and five bottles filled with the best champagne from all over California.
„Who's next?", an elderly lady asked. She was the only one, who doesn't look Spanish. She took a black case from the floor, lay him on the table and lastly opened him.
„This is Fred. So I call him. You see he's black and big. But the size is not the most important point about him, he's also very thick. And when you turn him on, he shakes around, once to himself."
„Ayy, caramba!", Gloria laughed and takes a nip of her glass.
Gloria was giving a sort of a Tupperware Party. But not with Tupper, it's more like silicon. The older looking women went to Gloria's friend Carmen, who was sitting on the couch. „Wanna try?", the women asked. „No, thank you.", Carmen laughed and shooked her head. „Give it to me!", another friend of Gloria said. Her name was Juanita and she was a little bit older than Gloria. „Well.", the older women replied. She went to Juanita and gave her the toy. „You can turn it on, when-", she began. „I know how this works. ", Juanita interrupted her. The other lady's screamed and laughed loudly. „What?", Juanita looked around. „It's good stuff." „Okay.", Gloria dragged the word in the length. „I'll get us more to drink.", she stands up and went into the kitchen.
Gloria took two more bottles of the champagne, as Carmen came into the kitchen. „It's very hot in there.", she said and waved her hands. „I think I'll buy some for me. I can buy one or two for you too, as a wedding gift.", she hiccupped. „Well.", Gloria moved to Carmen. „I think you got enough to drink today. And no thanks, everything's working between Jay and me."
After deciding to have an au-pair from Germany, Cameron looked up the internet for a good guy. He should be smart, have experience with children, speak at least three languages and his face shouldn't be too ugly. Finally, he would remain for several months.
On the other side of the table sat Mitchell, who was also at his Notebook, but he was searching for a job offer. It had always been his dream to work as a lawyer, but he also wanted to do something good for the environment.
„Ohh. Wow.", he said astonished.
Cameron looked up from his desktop. „Did you find something?", he asked.
„Yes!", Mitchell said a little bit too loud. „It's not just something, it's the thing. It's a job at the city council. For Parks and Recreation. I mean, I always wanted to something good for the environment this my chance."
Mitchell turned his Notebook to Cameron, so he could show him the job advertisement.
„Oh my god!", Cameron screamed.
„I know it's just perfect. Isn't it?", Mitchell asked hopefully.
„Yes absolutely. I mean look at his abs.", Cameron chuckled.
„At his what?", Mitchell asked annoyed, because it seems, that Cameron didn't listened to him.
Cameron turned his desktop to Mitchell and pointed on the body of the guy.
„Did you even listened to me? I mean you wanted me to get a job as soon as possible and than I'll show the perfect offer and you just don't care.", Mitchell turned his desktop back to him and after over thinking he added: „Well, he's not bad." He chuckled briefly but than he turned back serious, because he needed to be strong against Cameron.
„I know. I'll write him.", Cameron also turned his desktop back to himself.
„But of course you should apply for the job offer. I mean if it is what you wanted than don't lose more time."
A little smile came up on Mitchell's face as he said: „Thank you."
The both finished their work on the Notebooks and than stand up from their chairs.
Cameron wore a green checkered shirt and jeans.
Mitchell also wore a shirt but in a simple dark blue tone, combined with dark pants.
„We should pick up Lily from school, so that we are on time at Jay and Gloria.", Mitchell said. Mitchell is always punctually, he never comes too late to anything. For the most part, he is thirty minutes earlier.
„You're right.", agreed Cameron and added: „Do you have any idea what the both want announce today?"
„No idea.", Mitchell answered thoughtfully. „Maybe she's pregnant. Again.", he laughed loudly.
Cameron just chuckled and nodded his head.
Claire: „We decided to keep my pregnancy as a secret. Because I'm not the youngest anymore and -"
Phil: „Yes, you're very old for a baby and the risk is very high but -"
Claire: „Thank you Honey. So, if I'm still pregnant after the third pregnancy month, we'll tell the rest of the family. Alex, Haley and Luke promised to keep there mouth close and I hope they'll keep their promise. We will definitely tell it to no one. No matter what comes, no one will know that I'm pregnant. No way!"
Phil: „Let's hope you're not gonna be so thick."
It rang on the door and Luke ran downstairs. He carefully opened the door a little gap, so that the person outside can't see him.
„Yes?", he asked.
„Hi!", a little girl screamed happily. „May I come in?", she asked hopefully and her blonde ponytail hopped. She wore a shirt with a rainbow and the inscription »Happy to be born«. She also wore a little black fold rock. She seems to be a little bit younger than Luke.
„Oh. It's you", Luke replied quietly. He looked to his back and checked if no one is behind him.
„This is the automatically door opener of the Dunphy household. Unfortunately is no one at home right now. I beg you to come another time.", Luke imitated the voice a roboter.
„Really?", the girl asked implausible. „I can see your hair, Luke."
Luke closed the door and lean on the door. He breathed deeply in and out.
„Let me in!", the girl screamed very loud. „You damn asshole! I will fuck your life! You are a damn bastard! Let me in you son of a bitch!", she beat virgorous against the door. „Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, Luke Dunphy!, the girl yelled hysterical. Luke could feel the beats she made on the door. Suddenly it stops; no more yelling, no more beating.
„Who the hell was that?", Haley asked interested as she came up from the basement. „Just a groupie.", Luke answered quickly.
Haley starred irritated to Luke, as he passed her. Luke went upstairs and closed the door of his room behind him. Haley went in the kitchen to get something to eat. Today was her free day, because Jay and Gloria invited the whole family to them.
Haley opened the fridge and looked inside, but it was only healthy food in inside and she had appetite on something sweet. She closed the fridge and suddenly saw something in a bag from a bakery. She took it and then opened it. Three Donuts were inside it, she looked around herself, checking if somebody was watching her. She sat down on a stool on the counter and eat one after one. All of a sudden, her mother Claire entered the Kitchen. Haley quickly stand up. She scrunched up the bag and hide it in her pocket. Claire looked first at her oldest daughter, then to the place where the donuts should be and finally back to her daughter.
„Did you eat all of the donuts?", she asked reproachfully.
„No?", Hayley answered and raised her voice at the end of the word, like it was a question.
„But I can see all the powder on your clothes.", continued Claire.
„Well, that's cocaine.", Haley quickly went out of the kitchen and ran down the stairs into the basement.
Claire just rolled her eyes.
„Honey? ", she asked Phil, as he came into the kitchen. „Can you please tell Luke, that we have to go. Before we drive to Gloria and Jay, we have to pick up Alex from her bass lessons."
„Of course.", he nodded and kissed his wife on her forehead.
„Luke?", Phil knocked on the door of his son. „It's open.", replied Luke.
Phil opened the door and entered the room. „Please come down. We have to pick up Alex from her bass lesson.", Phil said. Luke laughed hardly and turned his notebook to his dad. „Wait.", he began. „First you have to see this. It's clearly the funniest video of the year.", after thinking he added: „Well, it's January, so definitely the best of the first six months."
Excited sat Phil down next to Luke on his bed. „It's a video about a guy, who's coming back from the toilet and his employees scared him. Then he's having a heart attack and while he gets down, he farts all the time. In the hospital, the doctor tells him, that he had a fart attack.", Luke looked expectantly at his father and tries to hold back his laugh.
„That's hilarious.", agreed Phil and laughed hardly.
„But now-", he stands up and opened the door. „We have to go, I'm sorry dude, but you know your mom. She can be very scary."
Luke stands up too and closed his notebook.
„Phil, Luke!", Claire yelled. „Come on! We'll come too late!"
Frustrated entered Jay his house.
„Hello?", he asked loudly. „Anybody home?" Gloria came out of the kitchen and said: „I'm here. I'm preparing dinner for the family."
„Are your friends gone?", Jay asked, as he pulled his shoes off. „Yes!", Gloria answered. Exhausted hauled Jay himself in the living room and dropped his body on the couch. „What's this?", he whispered, as he feels something on his leg. He stands up and fished in the couch. He fetched something out, hold it in the air and looked at it. He didn't knew what it was.
„Ohh, you're busy.", Cameron said, as he came into the living room.
„What?", Jay asked confused and then he realised what he was holding in his hands. „Oh my god!", he threw it away and shaked his hands off.
Cameron: „I always knew, that Jay has a deeply sexual Demand. It was just a Question of time, until it would come out. And I'm very happy, that he showed this site of him to me."
„Is it too much, to be just a second alone at home, so that I can relax?", Jay asked himself. He answered himself, like he thought Gloria would do it: „Of course it is. You have a family. You have responsibility."
Jay groaned and leaved the living room, to see who is already arrived.
„Hi, Dad.", Mitchell welcomed his father. „How are you?"
„Good. Everything's good.", he gave his son a short hug. „Don't show us too much feelings.", Gloria said and brought some Canapé in the living room.
„Hello Jay.", Cameron said with his masculine voice. I see you're finished." Jay rolled his eyes and looked at the clock. Claire and Phil are already ten minutes too late.
„Mom?", Manny shouted, as he came down out of his room. „Mom?", he shouted a second time.
„Yes?", she screamed back.
„Joe's nappy is full and it stinks."
„Well, if you want a good smell, than you have to change his nappy!", she screamed back out of the living room.
„Urgh.", Manny whispered and went back upstairs.
Ten minutes later it rang on the door.
„We're so sorry, Dad.", Claire excused. „I know, that you hate it, when someone comes too late."
„Hello Grandpa.", Alex, Haley and Luke said one after another.
„Hello, Kids.", he touched everyone on their head.
„Where is Phil?", Jay asked irritated.
„Oh, he just forget something in the car.", Claire answered.
„So.", Gloria began. „Now where everyone is here, Jay and I would like to announce something to you."
The whole family was standing in the living room, Manny was holding Joe in his arms.
„We will renew our Marriage.", she ended her sentence proudly. Everyone clapped in his hands.
„Wow.", Mitchell said. „That's wonderful."
„I'm so happy for you.", Cameron congratulated.
„I'm pregnant!", Claire screamed and everybody looked shocked at her.