Weirdness
Okay so I just watched the 'Fairly odd parents' so Cosmo gave me some ideas.
"Sakuraaaaaaaaa!" Lee was yelling (Well, crying) to Sakura agout Guy's death. His spirit still visited him in dreams but only to get ideas about annoying my poor Kakashi. "It is all your stupid senei's fault! He is a cruel, cruel man! Hey Sakura have you gained weight? Alot of weight?"
"Maybe a little. Kakashi sensei says that training to hard in this heat will kill me. And then he said something about doorbells, cookies and friendly mushrooms." Then she heard the scream of a little girl, well Sasuke really. "Lee I have to go!" She said.
"Wait! Allow me to accompony you."
"Sure." She said. When they got there, Sasuke was rolling around on the ground with coffee all over him. Hot coffee.
"I just wanted to know how coffee tasted!" He cried.
"And now you know!" Kakashi said while dropping an empty coffee cup.
"Wow! Looks hot." Naruto said.
"You tell me!" Kakashi said and pulled another coffee cup out of nowhere and dumped it on Naruto.
"Ahhhhhh! Its hot! But now I'm wide awake!" Naruto screamed.
"Kakashi sensei! They need medical help! What were you thinking!?" Sakura yelled.
"Escargo!" He yelled to her.
"Call a medic nin. quickley!" She yelled. Kakashi ran to the nearest payphone and dialed the number of a hospital.
"All lines are busy. Please try again later."
"Busy!" He said and dialed another number.
"All lines are busy. Please try again later." The womans voice said.
"How can that one be busy too!?" Again, he dialed.
"All lines are STILL busy. Please try again later."
"Dangit!" He dialed the last one he knew.
"DID YOU HEAR ME!? ITS BUSY!"
"I'm sorry lady." He said into the phone. "All the lines are dead not a single call can get through!" He called to Sakura. Then the phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hello. This is nurse Chi. May I be of suvise?"
"Yeah."
"Ok I'll be right there." When she arrived, Naruto and Sasuke were practicing their singing. "What do you need?"
"Oh nothing." Kakashi told her. "False alarm."
"Then why did you call?"
"To hear our new song!" Sasuke said and turned on the radio, then he and Naruto sang.
"We were at a party.
Everybody had, matching towels!
Somebody went under the dock,
And there they saw, a rock!
But it wasn't a rock.
It was a rock, LOBSTER!
Rock Lobster! Rock Lo-
"You guys rock!" Chi interupped them.
"No they don't! And I usually interuppt them!" Kakashi yelled to Chi.
"Too bad your loss."
--------C.A: "So thats that."
----Kakashi: "I hate payphones"
---------C.A: "I hear ya."