Weirdness

Hello peolples! Sorry I havn't updated in a while. 1, My internet wasn't cooperating. And 2, well, now school has started so, yeah. 7th grade is fun, so far. Oh yeah, thanks to all peoples who gave me ideas and complimented me! I was also a little busy on 'Youtube'. If anyone goes on that website I go by the same name. I'm trying to figure out how to make an AMV. Does anyone know how?

Kakashi: "Please tell us!"

At the current moment, It seems no one is around. Then Sakura screamed. "Sakura whats wrong!?" Naruto asked her. Kakashi finally got fed-up with Sasuke's constant attempt at being a rapper. Because, in Kakashi's own words, he sucks.

"What is it Sakura?!" Sasuke asked. "Whats wrong? Did that Lee guy steal your underwear again!?"

"No! Well, yeah he did but thats not the point! Kakashi sensei was right! You guys DO suck! So much that hearing your voices makes me scream!" She explained.

"Really?!" Naruto asked.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"I don't think she was kidding." Kakashi said while covering his ears with his hands.

"Oh my god!" They all heard out of nowhere. The they saw Shino Aburame run in. "Oh, my, god." He said.

"What is it?" Sakura asked. "The beast!" Shino yelled.

"Its coming!"

"The beast?!" Naruto said.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Sakura yelled. "Yes!" Shino replied.

"Once you see it you'll know its horrors!"

"I-i-i-its h-h-horrors?!" Sasuke asked.

"YES! IT IS HERE!" they all looked to see a monarch butterfly flying towords Shino.

"Please Shino!" It said. "Let me be one with you! Like the others!"

"N-n-no! S-stay back! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Then Shino ran away with the little butterfly chasing him.

"Okay, that was a little odd." Kakashi said.

"Oh that was so scary!" They all heard, and turned around to see a girl standing behind them with a overly happy look on her face.

"Who the heck are you?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh! My name is-" She was cut off by the sound of herself gasping. "NARUTO UZUMAKI?!!!" She yelled and glomped him.

"Naruto," Sakura asked. "Who is that?"

"Oh yeah! I'm-"

"Hey you b$&#! Get off my man!" Hinata yelled. Sasuke and Kakashi gasped.

"She said the B word!" Sasuke said.

"She can't say that! Kids watch this show!" Kakashi continued. Then Hinata lunged at the girl and knocked her unconcious. Then she dragged her away into the forest. When she came back, she was all bloody.

"Um, Hinata, whats wrong?" Naruto asked.

"Its the weather. When its so sunny I feel so extreme! To the max!" Then she exploded.

"I'm surrounded by insane people." Kakashi said. "Why do I give them this privaledge." He said.

"Privaledge?" Sakura asked.

"Yes." He said. "Its my world. I'm just letting you live here."

"CHEEEEEESEE!" Sasuke yelled out of nowhere.

"What?" Kakashi asked him.

"I just love dairy products!!" He said. "I'm going to buy some now!" Then Sasuke left.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Sakura yelled 10 minuets after Sasuke left.

"Sakura," Kakashi said. "Sasuke and Naruto are GONE genious."

"No, its not that. Look!" She was pointing at the ghost of Might Guy.

"Agh! What do you want from me!?" Kakashi yelled at him.

"I want one more match. You v.s me."

"Hey ya'know what I just realized?" Kakashi said.

"What?" Sakura asked. "Well I just realized that--" He paused and stared at Guy before pointing at him and yelling; "Dude you have a funny hairdo!" Guy looked ticked.

"Oh yeah?! Well whats up with YOU'RE hair! I'll give you a Guy/Lee cut!" (He's refering to the hair)

"Please no!" Kakashi pleaded. "It'll haunt me!"

"I shall give you preparation time!" Guy said before flying (Yes, flying) away.

"Sakura! Kakashi!" They heard Sasuke yell. Sasuke was running towards them with dairy products all over him. "My. God." He said. "The horror! The horror!"

"Sasuke," Kakashi said. "Why are you covered in dairy products?"

"They attacked me!"

"Who?"

"The dary products! They attacked me!" Sasuke yelled.

"Sasuke," Kakashi began. "You really do suck."

--------C.A: "Yay! I. Am. Back."

----Kakashi: (clears throught)

--------C.A: "Sorry. WE. Are back. Sorry I have'nt updated in a while. Needed to think. I MUST obtain knowloge on how to make an AMV. I need ideas and knowlage. Please. ()Oh yeah. I'm not giving out names but I hope its OK I used your idea about you hugging Naruto then getting killed of by Hinata whose affected by the weather. You know who you are. I really hope its ok."