Weirdness
I was watching an old (and one of my favorites.) episode of Digimon series 3 and it gave me really good ideas.
"Run awa------y!" Naruto yelled to his friends Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi.
"What is it Naruto?" Sakura asked him. "Its a giant pig rampaging through the city!" He told them.
"Oh come on." Kakashi tried to reason with him. "Ino's not THAT big."
"Its not Ino its a giant boar!"
"He's right!" Sasuke said while pointing to the village of Konoha, where a giant pig really was rampaging.
"We have to stop it!" Sakura told them.
"Your're right!" Sasuke said "Justice friends unite!" He yelled while pumping his fist in the air. Everyone else just stared at him. Sasuke sighed. "Kay lets go."
The giant boar plowed through the village of Konoha. "Its like an earthquake!" Sakura said.
"No its worse than an earthquake, its and earthquake with attitude!" Naruto told her. The giant boar had hair going from its back and dragging along its sides and along with it.
"Jeez that thing'ed make one heck of a street sweeper!" Naruto said.
"Yeah, the streets would be clean but the buildings would be a wreck!" Sasuke said.
"C'mon we've got to save the village! or uh, whats left of it." Sakura said looking around her. While looking in the boars hair, they could see Chouji and Sikamaru traped within the creatures hair. "Man and I thought Kakashi-sensei needed a haircut!" Sakura said.
"Hey I've been trying to get one for weeks but I've been so busy!" He defended himself. The Kurenai and Asuma showed up.
"This thing reminded me that I wanted to have a barbecue this weeked and-" Asuma began then was cut off by the pig eating him.
"We have to stop it!" Kakashi said to Kurenai.
"But we havent been practicing our giant pig menuvers! Wait, do we even have giant pig menuvers?"
"I don't know!" Sakura said. Then the pig stepped on a random little boy in a winter coat and killed him. Kakashi gasped.
"Oh my god you killed Kenny!" he said. "You b$tard!" He yelled while charging at it with Sasuke as a weapon. It automaticly reconized Sasuke.
"Sasuke!" it yelled then turned back into its origanal form which was Ino.
"See. Told ya it was Ino." Kakashi said to Sakura and Naruto.
"I cant beleive I'm saying this but Kakashi-sensei you were right."
--------C.A: "Haha. Ino."
----Kakashi: "Hey did you ever find out why Jiriaya was arrested?"
--------C.A: "Yeah. For being a pervert. Again."
----Kakashi: "Tell me something I don't know. Narutos a nazi."
--------C.A: "Sorry. We were watching 'Fullmetal Alchemist the movie."
----Kakashi: "Still trying to find out how to make AMVs."