Weirdness

-------C.A: "Thank you 'brokenflame7'. This should be good. I was watching 'Howl's moving castle' and 'InuYasha' so I got some good ideas. Heh heh heh..."

"Sakuraaaaaaaa!" Ino was looking for Sakura. "Heyyyyyyy! Sakura chaaaaaan!"

"Chan?" Sakura asked herself when she heard/saw Ino. "Ino. What're you doing?"

"Sakura! I need you help!" Ino told her.

"My help?" Sakura was confused.

"Yeah! How do get Sasuke to like you?"

"You're seriously asking me this?"

"Yeah! Your so much better than me at EVERYTHING!!"

"My god Ino you're sick too?!"

"I am the lord of pork!" she yelled.

"Hmph. So much for 'I need your help!' huh?" Sakura said.

"Will you help the lord of pork with her mission lowly billbord brow?" Ino asked.

"No. I dont really feel like it." Sakura told her. Ino gasped.

"I shall put a curse on you! may your forehead become even bigger if possible!"

"Oh and Ino? Your forehead is MUCH bigger than mine." Sakura said calmly. Ino gasped. They both took fighting stance when they heard Naruto.

"Ino--!" Sakura turned to see Naruto and Kakashi running towords them. "Ino!" Naruto yelled again. Kakashi and Naruto stopped in front of Ino.

"Your mom called." Kakashi said. "They're looking for their family idiot."

"And Sasuke's there!" Naruto said. Ino gasped again but happily this time.

"Sasuke!" She said and started for home before turning to Sakura and saying "Oh, and here's another curse. May all your bacon burn." Then Ino rushed home while yelling; "I am the lord of pork!"

"Uh-huh---" Naruto said. "Alkward. Oh and whats this I hear about bacon?! God I LOVE bacon! Its really good with my early ramen!" Naruto said.

"The sky is blue and the loser says what?" Kakashi said really fast.

"What?" Naruto said.

"Exactly." Kakashi said. Then Neji walked by.

"Oh my gawd! Aren't you Naruto Uzumaki?!!" He asked.

"Yeah arent you Neji Hyuga?!!"

"Your last name is Uzumaki!"

"And yours is Hyuga!"

"And the sky is blue!"

"And so is water!"

"And your eyes!"

"And blue berries are blue too!"

"No way!"

"Yeah way!"

"What are you two 'the oblivious brothers'!?" Kakashi said interuppting them.

"N-N-Neji! Micheal Jackson yelled at me!" Naruto cryed.

"Uh! I am NOT Micheal Jackson!" Kakashi yelled.

"Not you, him!" Naruto yelled pointing at Micheal Jackson. "But I never said anything little boy!...By the way, you do'in anything tonoight?"

"Ahhhh! Rapist!" Naruto yelled.

"Ah! He'll chop off our heads and eat our chickens!" Neji yelled and ran away. Micheal Jackson then moved over to Kakashi.

"How bout you?" He/she asked.

"Ewww! No!" Kakashi yelled. Then Cloud Arcanine came in with a giant battle axe.

"Get away from him!" She yelled and tried to cut MJ up. But Micheal Jackson, being the Dance extravaganza that he/she is, dodged every swing easily.

"Ah! Don't hurt me! I'm a prefesional dancer! If you hurt me I'll throw you over a balcony!" He/she said.

"Dance little man! Dance!" Cloud Arcanine yelled. Then killed him and watched as he moon walked into heaven.

"Thanks." Kakashi said.

"Kan problem. See ya tonight."

"Yep."

--------C.A: "Yay! Fun! Oh and sorry Micheal Jackson. I did I biography/autobiography on him in 6th grade last year. And I LOVE playing that trick on people. the sky is blue loser says what? Then they say whay or huh. Its fun."

----Kakashi: "Can you make an AMV yet?" An AMV is a video you amke on the computer. Like the ones on YouTube.

--------C.A: "M-m. I must learn how to though. I got a new CD. Well, 2 in a way."

----Kakashi: "Really?"

--------C.A: "Yeah. My friend let me borrow and burn his 'Panic! at the disco.' CD, and I bought the new 'Evanescence' CD."