Weirdness.

Chapter: Uhhhhh, I dunno. I lost count. Probably 25 or somethin'.

"I'm back!" Itachi sceamed down at the village of Konoha. Itachi had returned, to find his true love and future bride. Oh and to make up with Sasuke too. Can't forget that. "Here I come!" Itachi yelled and started to cross the street, causing all the cars to come to a screeching hault.

"Hey buddy watch where you're going!" The drivers yelled.

"Oh dear me! I am like, so sorry!"

xX Meanwhile, with team 7 Xx

"I am so sorry!" Sasuke yelled.

"Oh no you're not! Least not yet you aren't!" Kakashi told him. Sasuke had apparently caused Jiraiya to get arrested. As long as Juraiya's behind bars, there's no more 'Icha Icha paradise' books. "How could you do that?" Kakashi said, crying.

"I-I didn't know!" Sasuke said.

"Sure you didn't!... I'm in so much pain." Kakashi told him. "

Sasuke!" They all heard. Then Itachi jumped in out of nowhere.

"I-Itachi!" Sasuke said. "You-. You little-" Sakura could hear no more because once again, Kakashi had covered her ears with his hands until Sasuke finished.

"Little brother Sasuke, I have come here to make up with you!" Itachi told him.

"B-but our clan!" Sasuke said about to break into tears.

"Don't worry! I had these peoples bring them back! Thanks guys!" Itachi said.

"No problem!" Edward and Alphonse Elric said, as they were dying from having been torn apart by the gate. Then Winry Rockbell came along holding prosthatic body parts.

"Come on guys! Time to get fitted for your automail! I'm gonna make a fortune off you guys!" She said while dragging them back to Resembool and aunt Pinako's.

"I have some other news too!" Itachi said. "I'm getting married!" He said enthusiasticly.

"Really? Who's the lucky girl?" Kakashi said sarcasticly.

"Are you kidding? I'm Gay! I'm looking for a husband!" Itachi said while flipping his hair around.

"...To who then?" Kakashi asked.

"Have you seen Orochimaru?...He's so sexy." Itachi said to him. Sakura fainted. Sasuke wrechted. Kakashi just stood there, in all his eye-twitching insaneness. Oh yeah, Naruto's on a date with Hinata. So------- he's not here. Okay then.

---------C.A: "...Weird."

----Kakashi: "No, the proper word is scary."

---------C.A: " 'Brokenflame7', You have a good sense of humor. Hahaha, thats cool."