Weirdness
Chapter: 26
I Dunno.
"Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy!"
"Sasuke shut up!" Sakura yelled at Sasuke who's attempts at rapping were failing. Surprise, surprise.
"Why don't you support me?" He cried.
"Because you couldn't rap for your life." She told him. Now he was Emo.
"Guys, guys, guys!" Naruto yelled to Sasuke and Sakura.
"Guess what, guess what, guess what!" Kakashi continued for him.
"What?" Sakura asked.
"We just saved a bunch of money on our car insurances by switching to geico!" They told them.
"Naruto you can drive a car?" Sakura said.
"Yeah!" Naruto said while pulling a horse out of nowhere.
"That's not a car!" She said.
"Well cars haven't been invented yet so we gatta make due with what we got!" Kakashi told her. Then the heat reached 200 degrees.
"How is it that we're alive Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"Don't ask Naruto. Just don't ask." Kakashi told him.
"I'm hot. Let's go in the forest. It'll be shady in there." Sasuke said, who had recovered.
"Good idea Sasuke." Sakura said.
"Wow! This forest is so, foresty!" Naruto said looking at all the trees.
"Well it is a forest." Sakura said. "And Sasuke was right. It is rather shady."
"Did someone say Shady?!?!!" Someone yelled. Then this random guy came in singing;
Guess who's back. Back again.
Shady's back!
Tell a friend.
Guess who's back. Guess who's back.
Guess who's back. Guess who's back.
Na na na,
na, na, na !
Na na na.
Then Sasuke began screaming like a little fan girl. "OhmyGod! OhmyGod! OhmyGod! You're Eminem! My hero!" Sasuke said in a really high voice. Then a car stopped by with red, yellow, blue and green m'n'm's in it.
"C'mon! We gotta go do a concert!" The red one said.
"Gotta go! Peace!" He said then left. After he left they heard Kakashi scream.
"What?!?! What is it!?!?" Sakura said.
"It----, ITS A GIANT MELON!!!!" He screamed.
"Wow. It is." She said while looking up at the giant melon. After an hour of gazing at it Sakura said, "C'mon let's go."
"But the melon-" Kakashi began.
"Don't worry no one's gonna walk off with a giant melon. Trust me." Sakura said.
"You bet they won't!" Kakashi said while pulling out a random marker and drawing a face on it. "Cause this is my melon!" He said and as he turned to walk away his foot hit it causing it to roll down the hill that it was ironicly placed by.
"Ah! My melon!" He yelled. And then the melon ran over my little brother and squished him.
"Yahoo! Tom is gone! He's gone!" C.A. Yelled in joy.
-------C.A: "I gotta finish early. My little brother needs to go somewhere and I have to go with him. Why do you think I squished him? heh heh heh..."
----Kakashi: "...sniffle... I miss the melon..."
---------C.A: "Please review!"