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Chapter 5 I'm back!

Naruto woke up to see himself in a hazy dank place. A man was kneeling nearby, but there wasn't enough light to see who he was.

"Who are you?" Naruto asked his voice hoarse.

The man leaned forward and Naruto was shocked to see who it was.

"Yondaime!" He yelped in surprise.

The man smiled slightly and said softly, "You need to remember who you were."

"Wait, what? What do you- YEARGHHH!" Before the surprised Naruto could even finish his question, Yondaime picked him up and tossed him at a swirl of red charka. Naruto was then lucky enough to pass out again as he entered the vortex.

Yondaime stared sadly at the vortex. 'Kyuubi, I hope you will not be too mad at me,' he thought. Then he mentally kicked himself. 'Oh man! I just pissed off Kyuubi AGAIN!' He sweat dropped slightly at the thought of an enraged Kyuubi attacking Konoha for the third time in 12 years.

Yondaime thought back at what had happened two years ago.

Flashback

Kyuubi was brought to the hospital and treated for charka exhaustion. He seemed to have forgotten who he was and the Third thought Kyuubi was sealed away this time. However, it seemed that the odd seal that was put on top of the even seal seemed to have messed with his mind and chakra coils. Luckily, Kyuubi did not blow up, but now he was harmless as a genin. It was proven he sucked when he could barely use he charka to perform a simple henge. His charka control seemed to have gone off the deep end, and any skill that Kyuubi had before seemed sealed up. The happy mask that Kyuubi had before the incident, developed into a personality that Naruto had. At first, Yondaime thought Kyuubi was faking it, until the boy ran into a wall and was brought to the hospital again for a concussion. The Fourth was happy that Kyuubi forgot who he was and was living life like a normal human being but soon realized that at this rate Kyuubi would never remember who he was.

During the Wave Country Bridge mission, Yondaime had to pretend to be Kyuubi with the creepy voice and all to give the genin charka to save Sasuke. After that, Yondaime plotted to have Naruto remember who he was. It was too difficult to be evil like Kyuubi. He never wanted to repeat the incident. So, when the snake man knocked Naruto unconscious while inadvertently neutralizing the odd seal he made his move.

End Flashback

Yondaime watched the vortex with apprehension. Will it work? The vortex is the collection of memories that collected when the odd seal was placed on the original seal. There are some memories scattered about but most of it was there. The minutes passed, and Yondaime began to doze off, but he was rudely awakened as a clawed hand grabbed his throat and shook him violently. He stared, gasping for breath, into a golden eyed face.

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When Naruto was thrown into the vortex, he was bombarded with images. Past loves and deeds flashed before his eyes. As he watched his former life, Naruto realized he wasn't "Naruto", but he was the Kyuubi. He wasn't the vessel; he was the Demon Lord Kyuubi. There were some bits and pieces missing but enough to come to a conclusion that he wasn't human. When he realized he was the terrible demon that almost destroyed Konoha he felt deep sadness and horror. After a moment of deep angst he realized that:

1.He was and is a Demon Lord

2. He wasn't human so he doesn't care.

Finally reemerging from the depths of stupidity, Kyuubi buried all the human emotion underneath the renewed mask and the vortex vanished. Blood pumping with his old power, the first and only thought in his mind was to kill Yondaime. 'Grrr…If it weren't for that blond idiot, I wouldn't be in this situation!' He thought angrily. Then, sneaking behind the "blonde idiot", Kyuubi reached out and throttled said persons throat.

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Yondaime tried valiantly to pry said the foxes claws at him, but alas, to no avail. When he was finally able to turn his head far enough to see Kyuubi clearly he noticed that instead of the human body facing him it was one of a tall demon. At least three feet taller than him with a head full of red and black hair, Kyuubi had pointed ears and gold eyes. There were also the same markings on his cheeks he had had as a human. However, he was dressed kind of like a jounin of Konoha. That was a good sign. The dress seemed to indicate some loyalty to Konoha. On closer inspection, the headband was hanging from his neck and was half scratched. Now that was a bad sign. Usually, when a Shinobi's headband is cut across the symbol, they have broken all ties with their old Shinobi village.

'Well…it could be worse…' Yondame thought with a sigh. Finally able to pry off the claws he kicked the fox demon back.

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"Oy, Kyuubi, why do you look so different?" he asked while rubbing his neck, a big smile on his face.

Kyuubi picked himself up and walloped Yondaime on the head.

"Because, baka, the mind is the mental reflection of who you are. That is why you look like you do, and I, for the past two years, looked like the human," Kyuubi growled out. "This, however, is my true form. Get it?"

"Okay, if this is a mental reflection of yourself then why are you dressed like a jounin from Konoha? That means you won't destroy it… Right?" The last bit was said half pleadingly.

Kyuubi growled." What do you man I am dressed like a shinobi?" he hissed.

For the first time sense regaining his identify he looked at his clothes.

"WHAT the FUCK!" he yelled.

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Kyuubi growls and they run away.

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