Weirdness

Chapter 27

Outsider!

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"Where is Sasuke?!" Sakura yelled to Kakashi.

"Sakura, why are you looking for Sasuke?" Kakashi asked Sakura.

"I don't know! I just am! Call him!" Sakura ordered Kakashi as Naruto walked onto the scene, and heard Sakura's order.

"No don't!" Naruto yelled out of nowhere.

"Why not?" Kakashi asked Naruto.

"Because he's working on a jutsu taht turns milk into beer! And if you call him then the Witch's curse will make your TV explode!" Naruto told Kakashi.

"Ah! My TV has a built in VCR! I'd be devastated if it went all explode! I'm sorry Sakura but I can't call Sasuke!" Kakashi told Sakura.

"But you're Sasuke!" Sakura said, realizing that it was Sasuke standing in front of her, just with blond hair.

"What? That's Sasuke?" Kakashi said looking at Sasuke. "Sakura, if you remember correctly, Sasuke doesn't have blond hair." Kakashi said while pointing to Sasuke's blond hair.

"Yeah! You tell her Kakashi-sensei!" Sasuke said while pointing to Sakura. "Hey wait a minuet!" Sasuke said out of nowhere. "What's she doing here anyway?! She's not allowed in Konoha!"

"Um I live here?" Sakura said.

"Oh that's right! All outsiders that come into Konoha can not leave alive." Kakashi said then began scratching his head. "Sakura you're definitlly an outsider. Geez, scratch scratch huh?"

"What are you talking about?! I live here! And I've never heard that rule before!" Sakura said.

"Kakashi! She's catching on to our plan to rule the world with pie! Get her!" Sasuke yelled and Kakashi slowly walked towords Sakura.

"What are you doing?!" Sakura said.

"Sorry Sakura! Whatever Naruto says goes! If he says he has a maid with cat-ears then he has one! If he says his hot sister that he fantasies about isn't related then she isn't!" Kakashi said, inching closer.

"What kind of crazy way of thinking is that?!" Sakura said. "And he isn't Naruto! That's Sasuke!"

"Hi guys!" They all turned to see Naruto with black hair.

"Sasuke!" Sasuke said.

"This is too weird." Sakura said.

"What? Why is she here!?" Naruto said pointing to Sakura. "Kakashi, get rid of her!"

"Okay!" Kakashi said while pulling out a baseball bat. "I use the memory erase techniqe!" He said while pulling his arms back to hit Sakura with the baseball back then stopped. "We're just kidding Sakura! We'd never hurt you!"

"Kakashi! What are you doing?! She'll get away!" Naruto said. "Fine. We won't hurt you if you choose to marry me!" Naruto said.

"Ew no!" Sakura said. Kakashi pulled the bat back and hit Naruto, sending him flying into a lake.

"Sorry Naruto!" Kakashi yelled.

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Cloud Arcanine: I haven't updated in awhile! Some of the scenes here are from episode 1 of Ninja Nonsense. One of the best shows ever! My next few chapters will have stuff from there!