Weirdness
Chapter 28
Pacman
Team 7 was on their way to the training grounds when suddenly Haku jumped out of the bushes at them. "Ahhh! A dead guy!" Kakashi yelled, pointing at Haku.
"Zombieeeee!" Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto all yelled.
"Now for my revenge!" He said. He charged at them while yelling "Zabuzaaaaaaa!" until he tripped and fell. He got up. "What the shiz man?" He said picking up the rock that tripped him. "What'chu tryin' to do my brothe' from anothe' mothe'?" He said to the rock. Then the rock grew eyebrows. Bushy eyebrows.
"I am Rock Lee!" It yelled. Everyone was silent.
"What. The. Heck." Sasuke said.
"It's posessed!" Kakashi yelled. He grabbed the rock and threw a great distance into space.
The Dairasmax galaxy. 40,000,000,000 miles away from Earth. Shichichi. Second solar system, fourth planet. Pacman. This is where the rock that Kakashi threw landed. The planet of Shichichi with it's only resident Pacman.
"Hi there! I'm Haku and I'm dead sexy!" Haku said giving everyone a thumbs up.
"Uhhhhh I know you're dead but I'm not sure about the sexy part." Sakura said. He sounds like Lee.
"What?! Of course I am!" Haku said.
"Lier!" Naruto yelled. Then Haku was eaten by a giant plant.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! It's a giant plant that wants to kill us all for no apparent reason!...How cute!" Kakashi said running over to the plant. "I'll call him Pochinoske! He's just the cutest!"
"What is up with this?" Sakura said. "Uh, I think we need to ask the Hokage first." Sakura said.
"Okay!" Kakashi said while putting a leash on the plant and tying it to a fire hydrant. "Stay here and be good Pochinoske!" Kakashi said and skipped off to join the others.
At the Hokage's...
"Hello? Lord Hokage?" Kakashi said while walking into the Hokage's room with Naruto and the others. "Hmm, I guess no ones home." he said. The door closed behind them and all the lights turned off.
"Fools!" a voice said out of nowhere. "The Hokage is dead and soon you will join him."
"Oh hi there Lord Hokage!" Kakashi said. "Or...would it be better if I acted more scared and surprised instead?"
"Either way is fine." the Hokage said.
"Oh good." Kakashi said breathing a sigh of releif.
"Hold on I'll be there in a sec." The Hokage said. Then the lights came on. The closet door suddenly opened and the Hokage came sliding down out of it on a rainbow. "Look how I slide on my pretty magical ranbow like an angel descending from the heavens!" He said.
"A kitty!" Kakashi yelled and ran through the rainbow, breaking it on his way to get the kitty. The Hokage fell.
"What the heck are you doing?!" He yelled at Kakashi. "You did that on purpose!"
"No no! It was merely an accident. Uhh, I think." Kakashi said to the Hokage.
"You'd better hope it was!" The Hokage said. "Now what do you need?"
"Can I keep a murderous plant that will most likley cause death and destruction whereever it goes as a pet? I'll take good care of him!" Kakashi said.
"I don't see why not." The Hokage said.
"Yay! Pochinoske can stay!" Naruto Sasuke and Kakashi all yelled in unison.
Cloud Arcanine: That chapter wasn't as funny as the last ones but hey, it makes the cut. I'm still taking ideas!