Weirdness

A story of Insanity.

A/N: One, I apologize for not updating in like, a year. I just never had anything new and funny to use. Well, that and I just kept telling myself; "Ah, I'll do it later." And the funny thing is, I never did it later. So, here's one new update for Weirdness(at the moment) and I'm updating all my other stories today too, so if you read those, you should check out the new chapters. I should have new chapters for each story by 9:00. If not all today, then I sure as heck will update them all as soon as I get home from school tomorrow.

-End of insanely long A/N.

"Hey guys! We're in a new chapter!" Naruto said to his teammates and sensei.

"Really?!" Kakashi exclaimed. "We haven't been in a new chapter since-" Kakashi started counting on his fingers. "Uhhh..." He said after he got to 10 after using both of his hands. He ran over to Sasuke and started to use his hands to count.

"Don't touch me yo!" He said. "I need these hands!" He said, holding up his hands, which were clad in gold rings. "For my bling-age yo!"

"Oh, sorry there." Kakashi said running over to Sakura.

"No! Only Sasuke!"

"Well- well- ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang!" Kakashi yelled at her.

"What?" Sakura asked, confused.

"Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang!" Kakashi repeated his earlier statement.

"What the heck is that supposed to mean?!"

"How am I supposed to know?! Ask the Witch Docter!" Kakashi yelled at her, pointing to Tsunade who happened to be walking by.

"Why? Did you just call Lady Tsunade a Witch Docter?"

"No I didn't." Kakashi said very quickly.

"Yes you did."

"Uhhh...Chihuahua!"

"Chihuahua!" Naruto said.

"What the heck are you two talking about?!"

"Chihuahua here, Chihuahua there, everybody wants it everywhere!" Naruto sang.

"Sing it loud, and life can be so eaaaassssy!" Sasuke joined.

"What can make you move?" Kakashi asked/sang.

"Chihuahua!" Naruto and Sasuke replied.

"Can you feel the groove?" Kakashi asked them.

"Chihuahua!" They replied again.

"What can make you dance?" Kakashi asked.

"Ohhhh, Chihuahua!" All 3 of them sang.

"All of you stop it!" Sakura yelled. They all brought their faces very close to hers.

"Chihuahua." Kakashi said bitterly while narrowing his eyes at her. "Okay I'm bored with this what now?" Kakashi asked. Iruka Umino walked by. "Oh my God!" Kakashi screamed in fear, pointing Iruka. "It's the anti-Christ!" Kakashi pointed a handgun at Iruka, and shot him. "When the apocalypse does not happen, you shall thank me." Kakashi said.

"Why the heck did you do that?!" Sakura screamed.

"I'm a missionary. I deliver God's word wherever I go." Kakashi said while shrugging.

"But- He- You- That- You're gonna get arrested." She said.

"No I wont! Not as long as I have this!" Kakashi said while holding out a ramen bowl.

"That's my prized ramen bowl! It's worth a lot of money!" Naruto said.

"I know!"

"What are you gonna do with it?" Naruto asked him in fear.

"I'm gonna sell it!" Kakashi said happily.

"But- but- but- why?!" Naruto asked in agony.

"To buy the sports car I've always wanted!"

"But sensei! You already have 5 sports cars!" Sakura said.

"I know! But this one's green." Kakashi said, putting emphasis on the word green. "Well! I'm off the the pawn shop! See yaaaaa!" Kakashi said, and left.

"Th-th-th-that was my favorite bowl." Naruto cried. "Kakashi-sensei! You're not my BFF anymore!"

Man! I haven't updated in sooo long. And I'm bored and want someone new to talk to. Sooooo, if you're ever bored send me a PM! Or, an E-mail! Until next time, bye!