Weirdness
Chapter-... I've officially lost count
Wow, it sure takes me long to update this :P. Sorry bout that.
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi walked to Ichiraku ramen. When they got there, they noticed several other people there. Iruka Umino was at the very end, Itachi Uchiha next to him, and then Zabuza next to him. The 4 of them sat down and ordered. Iruka looked at the new people joining them.He noticed one that stood out to him, Kakashi. He quickly killed Haku and took his place. "Hey babe." He said to Kakashi. "I like what you did with your hair."
"I- didn't do anything with my hair..." Kakashi said, moving away from Iruka a little.
"I must say it brings out the woman in you." Iruka said. He moved his right hand to touch Kakashi's hair, when Kakashi grabbed Iruka's wrist. Kakashi tightend his grip, until Iruka's hand snapped off.
"No.. touching." Kakashi said to him. Iruka ran off, to learn to become left handed since Kakashi broke off his right one. Kakashi turned to see an empty bowl. "Okay, who ate my ramen?" He asked. Naruto and Sakura pointed to Sasuke. Who still had his own full bowl. "OhmyGod Sasuke! Look at that!" Kakashi yelled, pointing to something random. Sasuke got up and looked. Kakashi grabbed Sasuke's full bowl and placed a lit paper bomb on his seat. "That'll teach ya..." Sasue sat back down.
"I saw nothing." He said. "Wait a minute." Sasuke said looking around. "Dude, where's my ramen?" He said.
"Dude where's your ramen?" Naruto asked.
"I'm questioning that..." Sasuke said. Just then, the paper bomb went off, lighting Sasuke's butt on fire. "Ah! My biscuits are burning!" He yelled and ran around. "Wow, that hurt." Sasuke said.
"Gee, I wonder why." Naruto said, rolling his eyes.
"I have a cold." Sasuke said. "And I sneeze celebrities names."
"Yeah right." Kakashi said. Sasuke got a weird look on his face.
"Ah-ah-ah- Ashanti!" He 'sneezed'.
"That was fake." Kakashi stated.
"Oh-oh- Oprah!" Sasuke 'sneezed' again.
"I swear if you do that one more time-" Kakashi began.
"Ja-ja- Justin Timberlake!"
"Sweet Jesus will you shut up!" Kakashi yelled at Sasuke.