Weirdness
Chapter...chapter...something or rather...I've lost count.
You think up a name for the chapter! I'm tired of doing all the work!!!
Whilst Sasuke continued 'sneezing' celebrities names, Naruto stood up. "Screw you guys. I'm going home." He said, turning to leave Ichiraku. As he walked out of the noodle shop, Sakura and Kakashi followed.
"Whaddya' wanna do now?" Sakura asked.
"I say we should-" Kakashi began, but was cut off by Iruka's hand, which he ripped off and threw into the air last chapter, falling from the sky and hitting him in the head.
"Why did it take it so long to come down?" Sakura asked. Naruto shrugged.
"This is an anime, we defy the laws of physics. What makes your hair pink?" He asked. Sakura had no answer. Meanwhile, Kakashi was sorta ambling around behind them, still dazed from Iruka's hand hitting him. Then, Guy decided it was time for another 'Challenge of Youth', or whatever he calls them.
"All right Kakashi! I have the perfect idea for this next challenge! Here's what we're gonna do-" Guy said, but stopped as Kakashi round-house kicked him in the face.
"Ha! You are no match for me!" Kakashi said."For I am, Chuck Norris! Karate Commando!"
"Um, that's not what I had in mind but okay!" Guy said. "Then I am Bruce Lee! That guy who's like Jackie Chan!" He said, getting into a crane position.
"Chuck Norris rules!" Naruto yelled.
"No way, Bruce Lee could kick his butt!" Sakura said.
"Nu-uh! Chuck Norris is so cool, when he jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris." Naruto said.
"No way, that's stupid." Sakura retaliated.
"When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down." Naruto laughed. Meanwhile, Guy flew from the place where he had stood into the Hokage monument.
"Boo-ya! That's what happens when you take on, Chuck Norris! Karate Commando!" Kakashi yelled.
"Was that necessary?" Naruto asked, sounding like a mother punishing her child.
"No...not really. But he started it!" Kakashi said to Naruto.
"I don't care who started it, I'm gonna finish it! Now, go to timeout!" Naruto answered Kakashi.
"You can't tell me what to do! You're not then boss of me!"
"Oh, getting mouthy eh?" Naruto said. "Detention." He said.
"Objection!" Kakashi said, pointing at Naruto.