Kirby shuddered. If that girl accepted…. "A duel? Really bruh? Whatever, challenge accepted, prepare to be beaten." She said. "WAIT! KIRBY!" Waddle Dee came running up. "I know what meglordors doing!" Kirby blinked, then smiled. "Ayi!" He cried out. "You know who meglordor is? And you know where he is? TELL ME!" The girl yelled, shaking Waddle Dee. "Ma'am, I serve the King and his friends, this is important information meant for them only only…" He spoke out. "TELL. ME!" She screamed, and put her sword to his chubby face. "Kirby, suck it up!" Waddle Dee mouthed. Kirby took a wad of air, sucking the air like a tornado. The sword was pulled from the girls grip, and as it came towards him, he happily ate it. "WHAT THE (CENSORED) WAS THAT (CENSORED) FOR YOU (CENSORED) SON OF A B-" Kirby stopped her screaming mid-sentence, spitting out her own sword at her. Waddle Dee ran up to Kirby. "Our cameras picked him up at Cookie Country, field 1." He explained. "He has a spear doomer with him, along with something big on his wagon." The girl, grabbing her sword, looked up. "That is his ultra crystal, the thing he uses to transform into his powerful form. His first can be defeated by a four headed beast, the second, a blade of light." She said calmly. Kirby and Waddle Dee looked at each other. Second form? They could only remember his first true form…
"I am back, for my duel." Metaknight spoke, randomly showing up, as usual. Waddle Dee ran up and shook Metaknight, telling him what they had heard. When he was finished, Metaknight brushed off the spot Waddle Dee shook him from, and spoke in a calm voice; "I know that as well, I saw it with my own eyes coming up here." He said, glancing where he came from. "I was able to get a good look from the angle I was at, but when he came my way, I snuck out, preparing for my duel." Metaknight took out his sword, and rushed at the girl, who was staring at the sky. He aimed his sword to impale her, and hit into the soft flesh of… "Kirby!?" He for the first time shouted, backing up. The sword moved up and down with Kirby's breathing, until finally slowing down. "DAMMIT YOU KILLED HIM!" The girl yelled, rushing to his side. "I need gauze, tape, anything that will warp around him!" She shouted as the blood began leaking out. "I-I-I didn't m-" The stumbling Metaknight got cut off. "GET SOME (CENSORED) VINES THEN, DAMMIT!" She screamed at Metaknight, who ran off to get some. When he came back, she told everyone to leave when she helped Kirby.
They all sat down, silent for a whole twenty minutes, until Waddle Dee broke the silence. "How did you know what to do?" He asked. She sighed. "I should probably tell you." She said. "I come from a different planet, called earth. Where us creatures called humans live." She said. "I snuck on a rocket with some astronauts, people that go into space," She said; "But the ship got blown apart. We crashed here, whatever planet this is, but I was the only survivor." She said. "I've been hiding here for a month, watching what you creatures do." She finished. "How do you know meglordor?" King Dedede asked. She clenched her fists. He attacked earth before, along with a group called the illuminati, who is a group that has killed half my world. That is why I snuck onto the rocket, to escape." She said. "But meglordor must have followed me." Why would he follow a human? They all wondered. "Yes, but still, how did you help Kirby?" Waddle Dee asked yet again. She smiled. "Well," She said, still beaming. "I happen to visit the doctor a lot on my planet, which is someone who help or heals people." She said. "Why?" They all asked. "Well, I recently just fully recovered, I think, at least, from something called arthritis." She said. "and my name is…"