It had been a few months and the Hatter and Hare were finalizing their divorce. They had a good solid run. Five years of marriage wasn't that bad. The pair had come to terms with everything that happened if not reluctantly. As the two sat down at the tea table with the divorce lawyer, they signed the papers and made sure to sign each other's papers to make it official.
"Alright then. By the power vested in me and the land of Wonderland I know pronounce you legally divorce." The lawyer said before he took the papers and left, leaving the pair alone.
"Well, it was fun being married to you, Hatter. I best get going. The Tweedles have January for the time being." Hare said as he stood up, feeling Hatter grab his wrist lightly and it sent a spark throughout his body. That wasn't supposed to happen. His feelings for the Hatter ended when he found him in bed with another man.
"Wait, Hare…" Hatter stood up as well and cleared his throat. "Since we're just friends again we can still have our tea parties, right?" He asked, hoping that would work. To be honest, even though they were divorced the Hatter's feeling for the Hare were more powerful than ever. And it sucked for him.
"Sure. I guess we have one now, right?" Hare suggested as he sat back down, smiling when Hatter poured him a cup of tea and handed it over to him.
"Of course." Hatter smiled, eager to spend some time with his ex now. It was all part of the plan to win his Hare back. The host realized he was such a selfish prick and that he never considered Hare's feelings. That was changing. Handing a plate of crumpets over to the Hare, Hatter simply watched him as he indulged himself. "I haven't had sex since the time you walked in on me." He hoped that would do something.
Hare swallowed some of his tea down the wrong pipe, coughing for a bit before he pounded his chest a few times. "Wow… that's impressive considering how much of a nympho you are." He teased before he began to munch on his crumpet.
"How true that is, but speak for yourself. What are you going to do when the month of March comes along… it starts tomorrow, Hare…" Hatter stated as he wiggled his eyebrows at him, sipping his tea. He smirked when he noticed the Hare was blushing.
"I-I'll think of something. I think it's too late to get back on my suppressors since it'll take a while to get them anyway." Hare informed as he looked down at his plate, sighing.
"Well… if you ever need anyone to scratch that month long itch… you know where to find me…" Hatter whispered seductively as he leaned in closer to the Hare, noticing how his breath hitched and his big brown eyes widened. Oh, yeah. That spark was still there. It just needed a little push.
Clearing his throat, Hare stood up and chuckled nervously. "I-I should get going… it's getting late and yeah… bye!" The Hare rushed on out and headed back home before picking up January and taking her over to his mother's house for the month. He knew that March was going to be an agonizingly slow month for him since he had nobody to mate with.
Meanwhile back home, Hatter was coming up with the perfect plan to get in to Hare's pants because he knew the Hare couldn't be left hanging during his mating season. Once he thought of the plan, he only hoped it would work.