If y'all have any cute prompts please let me know in either reviews or PM. I'd write almost anything, I just need ideas.
Puck awoke to the tune of Defying Gravity. He tiredly turned around to find Rachel soundly asleep. They'd had quite the night last night. He grinned at the memory, her face when he had finally gotten down on one knee, and her screaming his name in ecstasy when he had gotten her into the bedroom. Puck had been so deep in his thoughts that he hadn't noticed when the phone had stopped ringing. He started to drift off, but was interrupted when her phone began to ring again.
He huffed in annoyance and got out of the bed to answer whoever it was that thought it was a good idea to wake them up in the early hours of the morning.
"What!" He whispered into the phone careful not to wake his gorgeous fiancée who still lay asleep.
"Oh finally you answered! You don't know how long I have been trying to get a hold of either you or Rachel. Wait why are you answering her phone?" Kurt's voice rang through the phone.
"Well I answered so what!" Puck was getting more annoyed, because every minute he spent talking to this dweeb, is a minute he could have spent with his hot as fuck girl laying in bed.
"Well then, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
"A bed that I would love to get back to, so if you don't mind hurrying this up." Puck glanced at the clock, it read 12:00. They must have slept in a little. Or a lot, Puck thought to himself.
"Okay, okay, so if you don't mind, Blaine and I were wondering if you could ask Rachel to babysit. We haven't been out on a date night since forever. Please, please, please pass the question on to Rach." Puck could hear his desperation through the phone, and he almost felt bad for the guy. He and Rachel got to hang out multiple times a week. They were two young, good looking Jews, so why not.
"Sure we'll babysit that little brat of yours. What time?" When he didn't get an answer for a few seconds he wondered what had happened.
"Oh well this is kind of awkward, but I was thinking that Rachel would be doing it alone." At this, Puck frowned.
"What's wrong with me?"
"Nothing, absolutely nothing, I just wouldn't want to leave Elizabeth with you, you know how she is with strangers." Kurt tried to dig his way out of this.
"I've seen Liz hundreds of times, no, this is about something else. You just don't want me around the baby." Puck began to get defensive.
"Well, can you blame me? No offense, but you don't exactly come off as the type to be good with children."
"You know what; I'm going to prove that I can be as good of a babysitter as Rachel. I'll be there tonight. Alone." And with that he hung up, and walked back to bed to find that Rachel had already woken up.
"Hey there fiancée," Rachel smiled at the new term, "is that my phone? Who called?"
"Oh it was just Kurt asking me if I could babysit Lizzie while they have some alone time." Puck waved it off nonchalantly.
"They asked if you could babysit?" She looked up at him in confusion. Puck frowned at this.
"Oh come on! You too? Why is it that every human on this planet seems to think I'm not capable of taking care of a child?" Puck sat at the edge of the bed, crossed his arms over his chest, and pouted out of anger.
Rachel crawled over to him from where she was previously sitting on the bed. "It's not that I don't think you can take care of her, I just don't think you have enough experience is all." She ran her fingers up and down his arms soothingly.
"Well I'm going to prove to everyone tonight that I can take care of a kid." Puck pretty much felt as though his masculinity was being offended here.
"Do you want me to come with you?" She leaned over and kissed his pout away. Before he could deepen it though, she pulled back, giggling at his grunt of protest.
Puck thought over her suggestion over for a minute. "Fine you can come, but only so you can see how good I am with Liz." Puck reached in for another kiss before he got up and held out his hand to help her up.
"How chivalrous!" Rachel giggled.
"I have my moments." Puck smirked. "Now let's hurry up and go downstairs, I have a surprise planned out." He winked.
Should I leave it at that or make it a two shot? Please leave reviews! I'm going to try and update daily from now on.