So then they had X-Factor at the scholol and Brianna sang a very beautiful song. She sang Baby baby baby No like Justin Bieber. Ashlynn Masters was crying in the boys' bathroom because she was soooo jellous because she knew she didn't have a great voice and charismatic enhancedment like that.
"That was awesome baby, said Mike" who was a good boyfriend UNLIKE LOGAN. And then they kissed like two beautiful and cool superstars that everyone is jealous of. Bella and Edward sucked face under the drinks table. They were really great singers too, but Brianna was just better. She was good at a lot of thinks, OK don't hate!
Then Ashlynn Masters came out of the bathroom and wiped her snot away and went to sing Friday by Rebecca Black. She wore a really tight rubber dress with snakeskin print that one of her boobs was hanging out of almost. It had cut-outs on her butt. And her boots were illuminecent pink and flashed light when she danced. She took the microphone and started singing with her voice.
"Stop this, we have heard enough!" said the principial. "Now we'll hear someone who has REAL talent and who has suffered a lot in life and deserves a chance to be popular!"
Brianna's new sister came up on the stage. She had on a new dress and had been bathed and combed her hair, but she still looked like a skeleton in clothes. Then she sang a song she had written herself about how she had suffered in her life. It made Miss Scrully cry and Bella. It also reminded Alice of when she was left to rot in the forest and Edward found her washed up on the beach. (PLZ read my first story to understand).
"That was brilliant!" said the guy from TV, "What is your name darling?"
"My real name is Turd Hopkins, but my new parents call me Prescious,# said Brianna's stepsister tragically so.
"Prescious is our winner, because she's suffered so much!" said Miss Scrully. "I hope the rest of you are suitably ashamed of yourseelves too!"
Everyone went home since the party got pooped, and Mike took Brianna to go to a club for cool people, and Edward took Bella on a romantic honeymoon. They kissed under the palmtrees in Hawaii and the moon shined blissfully upon their true love. Then school was out for the summer, and Jacob came home from boarding school for warewolves.
WTF! Ii can't believe my sister won the X Faxtor! "said Brianna incredilousily!" She can't sing and that song she wrote really sucked! They all just voted for her because they'd get detention if they didn't!
Brianna was such a sympaethetic girl, and why would her parents just dump her from a girl they bought cheaply from an orphanage just to teach her a lesson? When Brianna had always been such a good daughter and picked flowers for her mom on the way back from school, and made breakfast every Saturday and written Mothers' Day poems and done laundry and never broken curfew, and always refilled gas? It was not fair.
So then Brianna was adopted by the Esme and Carlisle Cullens, because they thought she was awesome and would like a daughter just like her. And they adopted Bella too, because even if Charlie loved her he hardly ever remembered to give her food and let her in at night.
But Ashlynn Master had a scary plan. She was angry that she didn't win Xfactor, and that must have been Brianna's fault. because if Brianna hadn't been so beautiful and so happy in her life, her parents would never have had to adopt Precocious to teach her about pain. And then Preciocous wouldn't have won X Factro, and Ashlynn might have had her chance! So now she was becomning the girlfriend of all the werewolved, so that Brianna could never get a new boyfriend if Mike dumped her once he discovered what a spoiled brat she was!