Poster's Notes: After a long time, here is a new chapter of what ever it was this story was called again. Sadness of Her Soul. Yeah, that's it. It takes Raelynn longer than usual to write, because she's back in school again, without Mister Lombottomby this year XD XD XD, and she's also gone and bought another Second Life baby. She wanted to try out the C-sections, because it looked so realistic and cool in the Youtube videos.
Reenesmene was now a buaeutiful vampire, and she had hot steamy sex with Jacob for three hours every day after school. Jacob was mascularly sensual and had developed amazing biceps from all the push-ups he did on top of Resneemee. His six pack of abs and pecs was bulging with hotness, his face was sculpted from majestic rock and his shlong was in position like a diciplined and patriotic French soldier giving a salute. (Rae, the French aren't very good at the army-thing…) (No but they are real passionate, and look sexy in unoform!)
In the mean time Brianna had arrived in Hogwarts in Britian, and lived with her loving relatives the Weastleys. She felt like a daughter, and started to forget all about stupid Precious A.K.A. Turd, and was just WAAAAAY over Mike by then. She dated Oliver Wood, because he was kind of sexy and athletic. And bonus he was very nice and faithful. She's very happy now, so she'll be out of the story for a while on holiday.
Over at the Cullens' house, Esme was now very pregnant with Carlisle's adorable baby. He was doing ultrasound of her bloated belly, and they could see little Tallulah smile and wave to her loving future parents, as she looked foreward to being part of their successful and entitled family. Esme wore a pink tutu and a matching frilly bra that supported her huge bouncy beasts. It was sexy and comfortable maternity wear that was fashionable on the blogs. Carlisle was being a supportive father, and sitting with her on huge plastic balls practicing holding their arms out to the side like people do who have babies. They were sitting in their backyeard in front of their private crystalline lake with majestic waterfall, and listning to Enrique Iglesias in Spanish because that's a lot romantic.
Up in a luxurious bedroom in the mansion, Bella was having sex with Edward. He was moaning with the pleasure he felt in his dick-region, but Bella was spaceing out and thinking of Jacon. She was plotting how she was going to get revenge on Remmensee for making people want to poke Bella with a bastard needle, by stealing her boyfriend who was Jacob. She needed to be even sexier than Reenmesse for that to happen, so she knew how to do that.
"Edward," Bella moaned in fake pleasure, because seriously she wasn't really noticing his enormous love-sprocket at all because she was still so full of boiling anger. "I want you to bite me sensually."
She felt his sharp teeth sink into her neck, and then everything went black with incredible happiness. The next thing she knew, she was a milky white gorgeous vampire.
"I need to go see my Dad," she said, pushing Edward off with her new vampire muscles. "He's probably passed out on the floor again and has pissed his pants, and he needs to be at work in two hours."
She tossed a bucket of water over Charlie who was asleep on the couch, and told him to GTFO to work. He could drive the car himself for once. Who was gonna test the fucking sheriff for DUI anyway? Then she woke up Jacob, who didn't work but was exhausted by the sex he had with Remensee. She tore off her bra, and her perky vampire boobies bounced out.
Jacob was like "Aiiiii Chihuahua!", and soon they were humping and pumping to the rythm of Modern Talking. They only had Charlie's record collection to set the mood, and he had awful taste, OK?
Jacob was grabbing on Bella's boobs all the time while they were shagging (LOL, I can speak British too!), and she was grabbing on to his masculine werewolf abs that were almost as big. He had so big pecks that even straight guys wanted to grope him. But he didn't need a bra, because pecks are rock hard, if not they're moobs. BTW, guess who's got moobs? (Starts with L!) (Mr Lombottomby!) (Yeah, him too, but I was referring to Logan.)
As any of this was going on, suddenly Esme's water broke. Rosa Lee placed her in a pink wheelchairs, and ran the fastest she could over to the ambulance that was waiting. They all went to the birth house, which was a huge glass building that was all modern and stylish on a beach. Tania Denali was the nurse, and she wore a sexy, short outfit that showed off her belly and was laced across the boobs so they wouldn't pop out during delivery. I think I might want to be a midwife, it looks really cool and it's a real important job helping all those babies. Everyone had to go and sit in the cinema above the operation room, so they could watch the baby come out.
Esme had to take off her nickers and Tania started doing a C-section. Carlisle wasn't allowed to, becase he was the biological father. She held a knife that she inserted into Esme's belly, and a hole popped open that they could see her intestinal organs. Esme gasped in pain many times. She wore her hair in a fashionable messy bun with bangs. Tania waved her hand with the knife over the hole in the belly, and suddenly Tallulah's head squirted out. Everyone in the cinema clapped, and Carlisle cried a bit. Edward threw up, because he was scared of blood. Esme gasped in pain again, and the rest of Tallulah was expelled from the womb. Tania got a real big needle and made the hole disappear, and gave Esme her undies back.
Esme floated over to the pink wash basin in a motherly daze, and started giving Tally (for short) her first ever bath. Carlisle took many pictures to share with their friends. And that was the amazing miracle of birth. Esme finally felt whole, although Leah was a nasty feminist and said she was nothing but an incubator now that she'd had a baby.
Carlisle went to the shop and bought Esme a present. It was a baby leopard that she could carry on her arm when she went out. And she also got a lovely transparent dress to show off her body when the pregnancy shape expired.