The Hogwarts Chatroom

The Dates

Harry went back to the House of Commons, smacking his forehead with the palm of his hand.

He went to his computer.

Cho.xox has just signed in and changed his/her name to H.a.R.R.y.

Mione.Love has just singed in.

H.a.R.R.y says: Hi Hermione!

Mione.Love says: Hey Harry

H.a.R.R.y says: Don't you have a date with Draco…soon?

Mione.Love says: Yeah. I still have to look for something to wear. (Sniffles)

H.a.R.R.y says: You can look, I'll just wait here

Mione.Love says: Thx BRB.

Mione.Love is set to Be Right Back.

Gabby.Luv has just signed in.

Gabby.Luv says: Hi Harry!

H.a.R.R.y says: Hi Gabriella

Gabby.Luv says: So how was your day?

H.a.R.R.y says: Frightening.

Gabby.Luv: says: What's wrong?

H.a.R.R.y says: Dates.

Gabby.Luv says: Well, speaking of dates. Would you like to go out with me? …Don't think of it as a date, just as a friend-to-friend get together. Okay?

H.a.R.R.y says: Well…uh…eh…no-

Gabby.Luv says: No problem? THAT'S GREAT! Pick me up at Friday night, Cya there!

Gabby.Luv has just signed out.

Mione.Love is set to Online.

Mione.Love says: Okay back.

H.a.R.R.y says: HELP!

Mione.Love says: With?

H.a.R.R.y says: I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Mione.Love says: WHAT?! IS VOLDEMORT BACK?!

H.a.R.R.y says: No. It's just that I have three dates on the same day, and the same TIME of day!

Mione.Love says: HARRY! HOW COULD YOU?! THREE-TIMER! You are going to crush those girls' dreams!

H.a.R.R.y: It's not my fault! Ginny would give me a bat bogey hex. Cho would break up with me (again) and Gabriella didn't let me finish my sentence!!

Mione.Love says: Well sorry, I gtg to Draco now, I'll ttyl! BYEEE!

Mione.Love has just signed out.

H.a.R.R.y says: And now she leaves me…

WiLdCaT14 has just signed in.

H.a.R.R.y says: TROY PLEASE HELP ME!

WiLdCaT14 says: NO! You stole my Gabriella from me!

H.a.R.R.y says: What?! I don't even like her in that way!

WiLdCaR14 says: Oh Shut up! Now you have a date with her!

H.a.R.R.y says: How did you know?

WiLdCaT14 says: YOU ACTUALLY DO?!

H.a.R.R.y says: Uh oh.

WiLdCaT14 says: Oh I WILL get you back Potter!

H.a.R.R.y says: ...Go ahead…I've survived the killing curse, what else can you do?

WiLdCaT14 says: Mess up your social life.

WiLdCaT14 has just signed out.

H.a.R.R.y says: Can this life get any worse?

L0velyLuna has just signed in.

L0velyLuna says: Oh, Hello Harry.

H.a.R.R.y says: Hi Luna

L0velyLuna says: Harry, would you like to come and pick some plimpies with me?

H.a.R.R.y says: No. Sorry Luna.

L0velyLuna says: Oh well that's okay; I'll just find somebody else.

Herbology78 has just signed in.

Herbology78 says: Ello!

H.a.R.R.y says: Hi Neville

L0velyLuna says: Neville, would you like to go to the lake with me? I will fetch some plimpies at the lake, and you can discover some plants there.

Herbology78 says: YES! That'd be greattt

L0velyLuna says: Sorry Harry, Bye!

Herbology78 says: BYE!

L0velyLuna has just signed out.
Herbology78 has just signed out.

H.a.R.R.y says: ALONE! ALONE!

Banshee.Haater has just signed in.

Banshee.Haater says: Harry?

H.a.R.R.y says: Hello…is it me your looking for?

Banshee.Haater says: …Eh…Heh…

H.a.R.R.y says: Srri…just practicing some muggle songs Hermione taught me.

Banshee.Haater says: Oh, speaking of Hermione. YOU MUST HELP ME!

H.a.R.R.y says: Date issues?

Banshee.Haater says: YUPPERS.

H.a.R.R.y says: Well, your date is in the morning isn't it?

Banshee.Haater says: Yeah…

H.a.R.R.y says: Take her to a fancy breakfast restaurant.

Banshee.Haater says: But I can't go out of campus.

H.a.R.R.y says: HELLO! There's a new breakfast restaurant HERE…ON CAMPUS!

Banshee.Haater says: Really?

H.a.R.R.y says: Mate, what do u do for a hobby?

Banshee.Haater says: Well…I collect…stamps…

H.a.R.R.y says: You have got to be kidding me.

Banshee.Haater says: You have a problem with that?

H.a.R.R.y says: No no, just really…uncommon now a days…heh

Harry (Under his breath) : Stamp collecting…oh please…he should collect a life!

Banshee.Haater says: Well I owe you one Harry.

H.a.R.R.y says: It's no problem.

Banshee.Haater says: Well do u have any problems…since u helped me.

H.a.R.R.y says: Well there is this one…

GingerGinny has just signed in.

H.a.R.R.y says: I have a date with 3 girls at the same time… Ginny, Cho, and Gabriella.

GingerGinny says: Excuse me?

H.a.R.R.y says: SHET!