Normal POV
Green and Blue were in Green's livingroom, sitting on the couch, about a meter away from each other.
"So, anything you wanna tell me," Green asked.
"Yes," Blue responded.
"And what is this thing about?"
"Love."
"Love for?"
"Food"
"Seriously? Love for food?"
"Yeah!"
"Nothing about….love for…...a person?"
"Well, there is that too…"
"Tell me everything!" He hopped closer to Blue.
"Well, I normally don't tell people this…"
"Go on…"
"Because I don't want to sound too overconfident."
"Wait, what."
"But I love myself!"
"Oh…" He looked dissapointed.
"Expected me to say something else?" She smirked.
"Y-yeah…"
"Like, me having a crush?"
"You can read my mind, Blue."
"Yes, I sense something in there."
"Like what?"
"Hmm…"
"What?"
"Just concentrating…"
"Okay…"
"I sense that you expected me to say that I'm crushing on you."
Green took out a voice recorder from his back and clicked play.
"I'm crushing on you," the recorder played.
"Green!"
Green smirked. "Yeah?"
"Delete that!" She reached for the recorder, but Green pulled it away from her.
"Hmm, although this recording is nice, I'd like you to repeat it, with meaning this time."
Blue sighed. "And how am I supposed to give a false statement meaning?"
"Ahhh, c'mon… I know you love me."
"No, it's closer to hate, actually."
"You can't hide it forever, Blue."
"My hatred towards you? You're right, I can't!" She tackled him. "Now give me the fucking recorder!"
"Nah, don't feel like it." He used his arms as a shield to protect himself from Blue's tackle.
"I feel like sleeping outside tonight."
"Aahww, but a little girl like you can't sleep outside!"
"I'm not little! I'm 17!"
"Oh, yeah… I forgot… You aged as well…"
"Wasn't that obvious?"
"Well, I guess… Those mega tits gave it all away"
"Uhhhh…"
Green backed away a little.
"So… Love for food?"
"Uhm, yeah."
"How about some doritos"
"With mountain dew?"
"Of course!"
They both laughed.
((A/N: That MLG though))