Saint Patty's day: A guide for dating couples. Or what not to say to your friends when your drinking.
Rating M for revelations made by the team members and for some naughty times afterwards. There will be moments of smut for each of our couples.
"Top O' the morning to you." Said Deeks walking in on March 17th. He was wearing his regular jeans but had on a green shirt.
"Deeks did you fall and smack your head on something?" asked Sam.
"Hey now it's Saint Patty's day."
"He didn't do this last year." Said Callen.
"Kensi what is wrong with your boy here?" asked Sam.
"He watched Darby O'Gill and the Little People last night and now thinks he Irish."
MacKenna walked in a moment later and put a box of cookies on Kensi's desk.
"Oh cookies." She pulled out one and passed the box around to the others.
"So what's up with lucky charms over there?" asked Mac laughing at Deeks.
"Hey." Said Deeks. "Aren't you supposed to be on my side?"
"Deeks green is not your color."
"He thinks he's one of the little people." Said Sam.
"I thought he was Norwegian?" said Mac.
"If anyone here looks Irish its Mac." Added Eric as he grabbed a cookie. "Come on the red hair and green eyes."
"He has a point." Added Deeks.
"Well considering I don't know what nationality I am so maybe Eric is right."
By the end of the day everyone was tired of Deeks trying to sound Irish. Sam had told him if he said one more stupid thing he'd tape his mouth shut. Hetty walked over at the end of the day to find Deeks sitting there with packing tape over his mouth and cuffed to his chair.
"Mr. Deeks please keep your bondage games out of the office from now on." Sam burst out laughing and smacked his desk. Everyone looked at Kensi who was bright red.
Deeks murmured something under the tape. Hetty simply ripped the tape off.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!" yelled Deeks. "Hetty not cool."
"Miss Blye please uncuff your partner."
"Hey I'm not the one that cuffed him in the first place."
"Yeah Kensi knows I prefer silk, cuffs leave bruises."
The entire group got very quiet. Kensi wanted to crawl under her desk. Callen looked over at her.
"It's always the quiet ones."
"I… look Deeks is crazy… we don't do that…"
"Too late Kensi its' out there now." Said Sam.
Mac took pity on Deeks and undid the cuffs. "Thanks sis."
"Ok I need a drink." Said Mac.
"O'Mally's." said Deeks.
"I'm in." said Sam.
"Us too." Said Nell. "Kensi you ok you look really flushed?"
Yeah fine, just fine."
Sam laughed again and Kensi turned ever redder.
"Hetty you coming?" asked Callen.
"I wouldn't miss it for the world."
An hour later they were all sitting around a table in the back eating and enjoying the evening. Kensi had finally calmed down after yelling at Deeks on the car ride over.
"I'm sorry Kensi it just came out."
"Sorry, everyone know you like to be tied up now."
"Well they could think it's you that like to be tied up."
"UGH! Deeks!"
They both decided not to talk about it again that night.
Hetty had ordered a bottle of their best Irish Whisky and was now handing glasses around the table.
Nell who was a bit drunk was almost sitting in Eric's lap. She noticed Deeks rubbing at the bruise on his wrist.
"Deeks you need to get some padded cuffs, they work great and don't leave marks." Nell they hiccupped and slipped off her chair. It was Eric's turn to go bright red.
Sam once again burst out laughing. "Oh man this is too good. You're all a bunch of freaks." Sam looked over at Mac and Callen. "Ok you two share what's your kink?"
Callen choked on his beer. Mac refused to look up.
"Now Mr. Hanna it's one thing to share a personal part of your life voluntarily it's another to demand they tell you."
"It's ok Hetty." Said Callen. "If Sam has to know we haven't done anything weird, yet."
Mac looked at Callen in shock. Kensi started to giggle and Deeks shook his head. Eric was busy pulling Nell up off the floor.
"I hope everyone forgets tonight." Murmured Mac.
Hetty chuckled and pushed a drink into her hand.
"Oh don't worry my dear. I'm sure you'll get there eventually."
Mac looked at Hetty in shock and downed her drink quickly. Callen looked at her and smirked. "If you're up to it I am."
Mac grabbed the bottle and refilled her glass. Sam laughed hard again shaking his head. "Oh you guys are the best."
"What I miss?" slurred Nell as Eric pulled her onto his lap and wrapped an arm around her waist.
"Oh not much."
"Sooookay." Said Nell reaching for her glass.
"No Nell you've had enough."
"You gonna take me home and spank me now?" purred Nell into his ear. Eric blushed again and murmured his apologies to everyone.
"Oh I am so glad I'm not missing out on all this." Said Sam.
So far Callen was the only one not three sheets to the wind. He made sure he didn't' drink too much tonight. Mac looked like she wanted to catch up to Nell and was filling her glass again.
"Ok you've had enough too." Said Callen pushing the glass away.
Mac looked at him and Callen leaned in and kissed her. "I don't want you too drunk tonight."
Callen pulled her up from the table. "We will see you guys Monday."
Eric pulled Nell up too. "Come on Nell let's get you home."
At some point Hetty had paid the bill and left leaving Sam, Deeks and Kensi sitting there.
"So anything else you two want to share?"
"No." said Kensi. "Sam I never took you for a pervert, go home to your wife."
Sam chuckled as he watched them walk out of the bar. "He really should have filmed them tonight. Michelle would get a kick out of it.
CALLEN'S CAR
"Ok our friends are all freaks."
"Yeah they are." Chuckled Callen. "You've never done anything too outside the box have you?"
"Define outside the box?"
"I'll take that as a no."
"Callen is this your way of saying you want to tie me up, because I'm not too sure I like that idea."
"Ok we don't have to do that. I was thinking more of getting a bit rough."
Mac looked out the window and didn't say anything.
"Or we don't have too."
"I'll think about it."
NELL'S HOUSE.
"Ok Nell let's get you undressed and into bed."
"Ok but aren't you going to spank me?"
"Nell seriously strip and get into bed your drunk off your cute little ass."
"Ohhhh bossy Eric I like."
Eric groaned and shook his head as Nell attempted to strip for him. She ended up on the floor once again. He hauled her up and tucked her under the blankets. Then he went to the kitchen grabbed a bucket and put it next to the bed.
He showed Nell the bucket then let her be. He'd sleep on the couch. He loved her but sometimes Nell was a bit over the top.
DEEKS PLACE.
"Oh man Kensi that's it baby just like that." Deeks was laying on the bed his hands tied to the headboard as Kensi bounced up and down on him.
Kensi looked down at him and grinned. "You tell anyone about this again and it will never happen again."
"Yes Princess."
Kensi had been a bit surprised when Deeks had asked her to tie him up during sex. He said he wanted to get past the fear and thought if he associated being tied up with sex he would be less stressed if it ever happened again during a case. The first few times Deeks had panic attacks. By the fourth time he was relaxing into it. Now he loved it. Kensi had created a monster.
"Come on Kensi ride me hard baby."
Kensi stopped moving and looked at him. "You are crazy."
"About you yes." Deeks pushed his hips up into her. "Now fuck me baby."
Kensi sighed and did what Deeks wanted. She raised herself up and dropped down hard. Deeks gasped and closed his eyes tossing his head back.
"Again."
Kensi dropped hard again and again. She had to admit that the look on his face was such a turn on. Knowing that she could reduce him to such a state. Times like this Kensi forgot about her own pleasure and did what she could to make Deeks happy.
Finally Deeks let go and gasped his release. Kensi settled down still on top of him.
"That what you wanted Deeks?"
"Oh man that was amazing."
"I think you get turned on knowing what our friends do."
"I have to admit knowing Nell likes to be spanked was a bit of a turn on."
Kensi made a face and got out of the bed. She walked out leaving Deeks laying there.
"Kensi wait you have to untie me. Kensi."
MacKenna's house.
They walked in and Mac said she was going to take a shower. Callen looked at her and smirked.
"I said I'm taking a shower. You're doing something else."
"Oh come on."
"Callen seriously back off."
"Ok what's wrong?"
They had only been sleeping together for a few weeks and it had been great.
"Ok look I don't like the idea of being tied up one bit. Bad experience a few years ago."
"Fine I will never tie you up." Callen looked at her. "I will not promise I will not hold your hands above your head while I take you though."
Mac shuddered and found herself pinned against the wall. "I may even bend you over the dining room table on occasion."
Callen started kissing her neck and pulled her one wrist above her head. He pulled back and looked at her before pulling the other above her head.
"Now that's not too bad is it?"
"No."
Callen smirked and went back to kissing her neck. "So about that shower?"
"Fine you can join me."
Mac stripped and got the shower going. She stepped in and let the warm water flow over her. It took a moment for her to realize Callen was just watching her.
"Enjoying yourself there G?"
"You are so beautiful."
Mac looked at him like he was crazy. Callen laughed and pushed her against the tile wall. "I am so glad your mine."
Callen kissed her and stroked his hands down her body. He used his foot to spread her legs and leaned into her. He moved her hands back above her head and pinned them there in his left hand. "Now don't move."
Mac was breathing hard not sure what to expect. Callen kissed her deeply. "I'm not going to do anything to hurt you."
"I know."
Callen slipped his fingers between her legs and stroked her gently before he slipped a finger between her folds and pushed into her. Mac moaned, she was slightly embarrassed at how wet she was. Callen was kissing her neck and started to move his finger stretching her before adding a second. Mac made a moaning sound as Callen started pumping his fingers hard and fast.
Her head hit the tile and she pushed her hips forward. Callen stopped. "I said no moving." He waited till she stilled then started moving his hand again. Mac was shaking against the wall and when she felt him press his thumb against her clit she came hard.
"Good girl." Callen kissed her again then turned the water off. "Now how about we try out the table."
"Oh god." Mac said trying to keep from sliding down the tile wall of the shower.
"You ok?"
"Yeah good just not sure I can walk."
Callen pulled her out of the shower and wrapped her in a towel. He led her into the living area and over to the table. He pulled the towel from her body and pushed her forward.
Mac braced herself and let Callen do what he wanted. This was something totally new to her but she was enjoying it. When he entered her it was fast and hard. She gasped and felt her body move forward. Callen kept up the harder stokes enjoying the moans and gasps his girlfriend was making.
"Admit it you like this?"
"Yes I like it but only because it's with you."
This let Callen know she trusted him completely. He moved one hand around to play with her clit and pinched it before rolling it between her fingers. Mac screamed her second release and Callen kept going. He was lost in his own world closing his eyes enjoying the feeling of filling her body over and over again.
He felt Mac tense again and smiled just before he filled her. "Shit that was good."
"Ok now I know I really can't walk." Callen had to carry her to the bedroom.
"You're sure you ok?" asked Callen.
"Yeah I'm great." Mac snuggled into him.
"Tell me about it."
"I was undercover about six years ago. My partner for the case was a real piece of work. A great agent but not so much a nice guy." Mac drew patterns on Callen's chest with her fingertip. "He made a move on me and when I said no he blew my cover. I ended up tied to a bed for three days. He kept anything from happening to me but said he did it to teach me a lesson. Once the case was over I broke his jaw, four ribs and his arm."
"That's my girl."
"So you understand why I don't like the idea of being tied up?"
"I promise I will never tie you up ever." Callen said kissing the top of her head. "Now if you ever want to tie me up I'm all for it."
Mac lifted her head and looked at him. "Your nuts."
They laughed and settled in to sleep.
NELL'S PLACE THE NEXT MORNING.
"Oh why did you let me drink so much last night?" asked Nell coming out into the living room.
"I tried to stop you several times."
Nell groaned and took the pain pills and water Eric held out to her.
"My head is killing me."
"Yeah well how much do you remember about last night?"
"Not much."
"Well you pretty much told everyone you wanted me to bring you home and spank you."
Nell's eyes got huge. "No I didn't."
"Yes you did. Twice."
"Ok I need to backstop a new identity and move."
"Don't worry, apparently Deeks likes to be tied up and Callen wants to get kinky with Mac but she shot him down."
"Ok I didn't need to know all that."
"Neither did I."
Nell moaned again when she tried to move.
"So you still want me to spank you?"
Nell glared at Eric and promptly threw up on him.
"I'll take that as a no."