"Okay Bakura. It's your turn," Malik said to the thief sitting next to Marik. Well, it looked a bit more like he was sitting on Marik, they were so close together.

Bakura paused to think for a minute. He couldn't believe he was actually starting to like this game.

"I've never had sex with more than 2 people at once."

Bakura almost laughed when he saw the pharaoh chug his drink. It was part of the game. One person stated something they'd never done and if you've done it then you drunk your shot. Marik had wanted to see the pharaoh drunk off his ass so they were using vodka as the alcoholic beverage of choice.

There were only 4 participants to this little game, Bakura, Marik, The Pharaoh, and Malik.

So far, everyone was feeling at least a little tipsy.

"What the hell? You guys been fucking each other or something?"

"Well actually," Yami looked around the circle,"I think I've fucked everyone here at least once."

Marik's eyes widened. "Malik! How could you?"

Said hikari rolled his eyes. "You were there, you idiot."

"Say wha?"

"Don't you remember? It was the night Yami bought all those toys and that cat costume then Otogi came in."

"oh yeah. Hehehe fun night."

"Alright I'm bored let's do something else." Malik said, giving a long stretch.

"Let's do some prank calls." Yami said, mischievously.

Malik blinked at him. "I'm going to bed. I've clearly had way too much to drink. Could've sworn there were two pharaohs sitting next to me."

As Malik stood to get up, his yami quickly grabbed him and pulled him into a quick, but passionate kiss. "Goodnight, Hikari-pretty," he murmured lovingly to his breathless light.

"'Night Yami." Malik wandered upstairs to his room, which he was, as Bakura said "too much of a meany to share". Hence the reason the room directly across from it, Marik's room, would be shared by Marik, the Pharaoh and Bakura.

"Anyway ,prank phone calls?" Yami looked at the two psychos expectantly.

"Why not?" Marik said sitting up. "I go first. Toss me the phone Pharaoh."

Marik dialed Anzu's number and waited while the phone rang.

"Why her? " Bakura said looking confused.

Marik grinned. "She got sent that box yesterday remember?"

"Hello?"

"Uh h-hey." Marik made his voice high and nerdy."

"Yes?" Anzu sounded rather impatient.

"Uhm Is this…?"

"It's Anzu, who's this?"

"M-my name's Kazuki. I sent you a gift recently."

"What?"

"You didn't get a package?" Marik said sounding disappointed.

"I hope you're not talking about what I think you're talking about."

"I sent you a pair of my boxers covered in rose petals."

"YOU SENT ME THAT BOX?"

Yami bit back a snicker. Anzu sounded like she was going Incredible Hulk.

"Well yeah. That wasn't a problem was it?"

"Damn straight it was a problem! My BOYFRIEND opened that box! Do you have any idea what kind of damage you've done to our relationship?"

"Y-you have a b-boyfriend?"

"YES! Wait a minute, how the hell did you get my number anyway? And who the fuck gave my address?"

"Well, Anzu,I guess you can say I've been admiring you. I see you going to work and to the grocery store and home and out to nightclubs and to the bathroom and-"

"You've been fucking stalking me?"

"No no no, I just look at you every now and then. I'm more of a secret admirer."

"THE FUCK?"

"B-besides that's not why I called you, my love."

"Then spill it!"

"Well..I…Uh…um" Marik stuttered. He had to make this part last. She would no doubt hang up on him soon.

"Spit it out already!"

"Uh, listen don't freak out or anything b-but c-could you please uh send me a pair of your underwear?"

CLICK

Bakura and Yami were rolling around on the floor laughing.

"That was fucking genius!" Bakura said through his laughter.

"Oh gimme the phone." Yami said with a grin.

He quickly dialed Seto's number.

~~~LINE BREAK~~~

Eh the next chapter is gonna be funnier. After all it's Kaiba. I'm pretty sure his grumpiness will be fun. R&R