WD: I'm baaaaaack! And I am also very sorry for the unbelievably long wait. I had to take care of a virus that brutally assaulted my innocent laptop.
Warning for this chapter: OOC, Cursing and lots of both. Kaiba loses all composure in this one.
Anywhodiddle on with the story!
"Hello?"
"Hi!" Yami said sounding chipper," Is this Seto Kaiba?"
"Yes."
"Hey my name's Sherman. Wasn't your house the one that got robbed a few weeks ago?"
"Yes, the police still haven't managed to find the culprits but nothing was taken that couldn't be replaced."
"I'm very sorry about what happened. I truly am and I'm glad your brother wasn't hurt. But, I gotta tell you and I don't really know how to say this but…I was with the two men who broke into your house. I was there when the break-in occurred."
"Wh-what? Did you just say you were with the two fuckers who broke into my house? You bastard! That means you broke into my house!" Kaiba's entire demeanor changed. His polite business tone had become rather threatening…
""No-no-no-no, I was just with them! I didn't actually take anything!"
"Who the hell were you with then?"
"I I can't do that! That's not why I called!"
"Yes-the-fuck-you can do that! Tell me who the fuck you were with!"
"I can't! It's just that when we were rob- er in your house they were arguing and talking about hurrying up while I was trying to talk them out of it!"
"I don't give a shit if you tried to talk them into it!"
"Listen! While we were hurrying out, I dropped my pills and I don't have anymore refills on it! Do you mind if I come get it?"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR MEDICINE! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MEDICINE?"
"I was just caught up in a bad situation! Listen, I'm just trying to get my medicine. I don't want any problems!"
"WELL YOU'VE GOT A DAMN PROBLEM! FUCK YOUR MEDICINE!"
"I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE REFILLS ON THAT MEDICINE! I'LL GET SICK! I NEED MY MEDICINE!"
"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR LIPS! AND FUCK YOUR MEDICINE! WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU YOU'LL NEED A LOT MORE THAN JUST MEDICINE!"
"Why are you yelling at me? I tried to stop them!" Yami cried indignantly.
"You LYING COCKSUCKER!" Kaiba roared.
Yami hung up the phone abruptly and collapsed onto the floor in a fit of laughter, joined by Marik and Bakura.
"You stopped way too early!" Marik said when all the cackling had died down.
Yami grinned at him. "I couldn't. It was too damn funny!"
"Okay Bakura, it's your turn!"