WD: For those of you wondering where the hell the yaoi is, I'm getting there. It's just gonna take a while. There will be 2 or 3 more prank calls before our favorite drunken idiots do something else. My best friend (who has been helping me come up with the prank calls) and I are slowly but surely running out of ideas. Of course you're all free to give me your own ideas because I love hearing what you come up with. Also Pegasus has remarried!

"Hello?" A familiar voice answered on the second ring.

"Is this Mr. Pegasus?"

"Yes."

"You're married to a woman named Tina now, right?"

"Please don't tell me you've been having an affair!"

Malik frowned. Pegasus didn't really sound all that upset about the idea.

"No, I can assure you, that's not the case. Uh, how long have you been married to Tina?"

"About 5 years. Why?"

"Well, we have a family member who's been missing for 6 years and we've done the research. We're a hundred percent sure… Does Tina have a scar above her left hip?"

"Yes, she's got a small scar. What does that have to do with anything?" Pegasus said slowly.

"Okay… My family member has a scar too. Does she have a birthmark on her arm?"

"Yes. So does that mean Tina might be this lost family member you're looking for?"

"I don't know how to say this," Malik's voice began to crack slightly. "But after what you just said, I'm certain now. You're wife; Tina… is my brother, Tim."

"What? What did you just say?"

"Tina is my brother, Tim!" Malik pretended to sob loudly. "We've been looking for him for sooo long!"

"What the hell? You must be out of your mind!"

"MY whole family has done the research! We've done the research!"

"You mean I've been sleeping with a man for 5 years?"

"We've been looking for my brother for 6 years!" Malik cried.

"This is bullshit! Is this a joke?"

'Yes,' Malik thought.

"No! Your wife is Tim!"

"She can't be," Pegasus seemed to go into shock.

"Do you guys have any kids?"

"No. She can't have any kids."

That's because she's my brother!"

"That doesn't mean she's a man!"

"Pegasus, That's my brother!" Malik's broken, faux sobs filtered through the phone.

"Oh god when she gets home… If she really is a man, you're gonna have a dead brother!"

"DON'T YOU HURT MY BROTHER!" Malik cried.

"I'm gonna kill her!" Pegasus yelled back. "We're going straight to the hospital and if she's a man, I'll kill her!" Malik laughed when he heard the sound of the line going dead.

He'd been wanting to see Pegasus freak out for a long time.

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