OMG!!! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! i never knew this story would be this popular!!
sasuke: duh. it has me in it.
naruto: no way! it has me in it!
guys...
sasuke: yeah right loser...
-huff- guys...
gaara: your both losers!
SHUT THE F UP!!
boys: ...
ummmmmm, enjoy the chappy :)
Naruto and Sasuke looked all over konoha. Many people had "mysterious eyeliner" on thier face. Shikamaru was yet another victim of the "eyeliner jutsu" he told them it was indeed gaara, and that he went to some random woods. they hurried and found poor woodland creatures with eyeliner. they all looked like raccoons! Naruto cried as his little fox friends scampered over looking like orange raccoons.
" why, sasuke? WHY!!"
" i could care less about..." there, in front of sasuke, was a black cat, his favorite animal. on its small, poor face, was the DREADED EYELINER!!!
" NOOOOOOOO!!!!! how could anyone be so cruel??" as the boys cried, a mysterious person watched them. then, he jumped out of the bushes.
" HAHA!!! YOU HAVE FINALLY CRIED WEAK BROTHER!! NOW YOU ARE EVEN WEAKER, CUZ YOU ARE CRYING!!!" it was none other than...
" ITACHI!!!!!" sasuke was shocked, his brother was in the woods? the one thing that shocked him more was the evil eyeliner on his face.
" hey! you are a victim of the eyeliner jutsu too!" Itachi just looked blankly at sasuke.
" eyeliner jutsu? oh, this is just the uniform of my new boss, whom i shall remain nameless." so that explained the missing akatsuki uniform. but, all itachi was wearing was his boxers, blue and pink boxers.
" uh huh... is his name, Gaara?" naruto randomly said. at that exact moment, gaara swung down on a vine and captured sasuke.
" HOLY SALIVA!!!! I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY JUNGLE BOY!!!"
"NO YOU IDIOT!" gaara screamed " IT IS I, EYELINER MAN!!!!!!! also known as gaara."
" YAY!!!! I AM SAVED!!!!!"
" no you arent, stupid!"
"wha... I AM NOT STUPID, WAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
" SHUT UP YOU GORGAN-BLUE-SHEAILDER-NOGGIN-MORCA!!!!!"
" huh? are you speaking jibberish... again"
" COOGIE, COOGIE MOKKI TOO!!!!
" I speak jibberish. that would be a yes." naruto scampered to help his friend. meanwhile, sasuke was kicking and screaming like the little brat he was, and gaara was holding onto him tight.
" LEMME GO!! LEMME GO!! WAAAAAH!!! I WANNA GO NOWWW!!!!!" itachi started to help gaara by tying strings to branches. that way, gaara could keep swinging. itachi needed some help with getting sasuke to wear eyeliner, so he went to get the daddy of make up, and it was...
(in a mysterious dark place)
the phone rang and a dark figure picked it up.
" hello, what do you want? oh. i see. mmhmmm. and you need my help? well, of course, here at tatoo and makeup, we can do that, and give him an awsome tatoo. That is, if you are willing to pay my price..."
and so, itachi enlisted some help, for twelve pineapples, eight coconuts, and twenty banannas. it was an expensive, but they needed help all the help they could get.
ummmmm, ok. good? bad? crazy? majestic? fruity? tell me what you thought. OMFG!! CLIFFY!!!!
sasuke: i still think i make this story extremely popular, its the only explanation!
naruto: no way! it was me with my wonderful charm!
gaara/sasuke: you have a charm?
gaara: it shall always be me that draws the heart of millions!
CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE H UP ALREADY!!! I HAVE A F HEADACHE!!!!
boys: ...
itachi: sup Hillarious Tragedy-chan
oh, hi tachi-kun
sasuke: oh... my... god... ITACHI!!!!!
itachi: hey lil bro!! how have you been?
sasuke: OMG!! itachi, i -sniff- i -sniff- i missed you!!!!
gaara: what happened to the whole "i will kill my brother" thing?
naruto: yeah, i thought you wanted to kill him!
nope! i am the writer person and i decided that for now, they will be bestest friends!!
itachi: SASUKE!
sasuke: ITACHI!
itachi: SASUKE!
sasuke: ITACHI!
itachi: SASUKE!
sasuke: ITACHI!
itachi: SASUKE!
(continues on in gai/lee/gai/lee style, changing backrounds like sunset and waterfall etc.)
... ooooookay then. next chappy, they are enemies. i like em better that way!-backs away from lovers-
haha!! left with some sort of mystery there... first person who can tell me who it was on the phone will win a prize!!! oh, i know this was a short chappy. i am only in middle school and i usually have tons of homework. the fact that someone is reading this at all fills my heart with joy. i think i will have 1 or 2 more chappys before i need to quit. give me as much help as you can please! your ideas inspire me.
saying of the chapter (which i will do now):
may the splee be with you always, and the happy happy joy joy with you forever.
MINE!!!
XOXO Hillarious Tragedy (btw, say xoxo back, and i will kill you, i say it cuz its fun)