"He's just so silly sometimes! Usually it gets on my nerves but sometimes it's kind of cute. Like today! Did you notice the way he kept calling the wine liquor? That's the one of the cute weird things he does when he's drunk."

"I did but I didn't actually realize what I had was wine until I started drinking it, then all I could think about was the killer hangover I'm gonna have in the morning."

"Hangover? The Thief and I rarely get hangovers these days. Well he doesn't get them when he gets drunk with me. I can't really speak for how he handles himself with other people. Before bed just drink a lot of water. You wake up with a full bladder instead of a headache."

"Hm I guess I'll try it tonight and see how I fair in the morning I guess. You know, I've gotten Yuugi drunk. It's weird because he'll go to clubs and whatever with his friends and they'll get absolutely shitfaced like melt-your-liver-and-piss-it-out kind of drinking and Yuugi will drink soda all night and just pretend to be drunk."

"Maybe he's afraid you'll draw on his face or give him a tattoo while he's passed out."

"Seriously? A tattoo?"

"Well Bakura did it to Ryou."

"Whaaaaat? No fucking way! Where?"

"Yeah he's got a teacup on his thigh that has 'Tea is fuckin gross' written under it in fancy script. It actually looks pretty good."

"Wow I don't know what I'd put on Yuugi though. Maybe-"

"Shit my hand slipped!" Marik quickly began dabbing at the bit of smeared nail polish with a tissue. "Ah it actually looks kind of good like that."

Yami eyed the new kaleidoscope design on the nail in question. "You're right, it's pretty cool."

With that, the two sat back in the tent to allow their freshly painted nails to dry.

For a moment anyway.

"So um my light has been gone for a while huh?"

"Yeah, maybe he forgot us and dragged Bakura back to the car?"

"Or he might still be looking for him."

"Yeah maybe…"

"…"

"…"

"Let's burn down the store."

Yami gave Marik a concerned look.

"…no? Why would we do that?"

Marik gave him an equally concerned stare. "…Because it's Wal-Mart?"

"That's not a reason to commit arson."

Marik was confused for a moment before he remembered who he was talking to. "Oh."

"Oh what?"

"Nothing Pharaoh."

"Not nothing! Something!"

"I just kinda mistook you for one of the fun people for a moment. Don't worry I got it all straightened out now." Marik sat back and examined his new lilac nails again.

"Excuse me? I am extremely fun. I'm fucking livin-like-Larry fun okay? I'm so fucking fun-"

"Okay, first of all, claiming to be fun does not actually make you fun; it just makes you long-winded and raises your blood pressure because you get all excited and emotional. Secondly, you were too chicken to even get in the water when we all went skinny-dipping that one time because of your shrimp dick-"

"It was cold!"

"-and that is also distinctly not fun plus when you're sober all you do is chase after me and 'Kura and sabotage our good time-"

"I am fucking fun you bastard!"

Marik watched calmly as Yami began to struggle with his shirt, eventually resorting to ripping it open hulk-style to get it off. "You don't even know what fun is! You are literally just the living manifestation of Malik's split personality disorder!" The pants soon followed suit. "Yuugi's got more fun in his fucking foreskin than you do in your entire being!" Marik continued to remain calm when a pair of boxer briefs landed in his face, followed by a pair of mismatched socks. "So don't you tell me about fun!" He freed his face from its underwear prison just in time to get a good look at Yami's bare ass as it made its way out of the tent.

"Where are you going? Why are you going there in the buff?"

The butt paused. "I'm going to show you fucking fun! And then I'm gonna go skinny-dipping!" The butt continued on its way into the wide world beyond the tent.

Marik stared at the tent flaps a few moments after those firm, toned cheeks had disappeared, then, he burst into hysterical laughter.

Was he gonna claim that the tent was cold too?

WD: So it's been a while huh? Something like 4 years since the last chapter…

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Yeahhhh

Writing mojo was gone for a while but its back now and in such a way that I wrote all of this in one sitting (editing to be done later) which is why it's on the short side. I'm pretty sure that my will to write is here to stay but I'm a full time college student now so I can't promise anything on regular updates except that it definitely won't take another four years for the next chapter to come out. No promises on the chapter after that though! XOX