hey everone!!!!

sasuke: hn

itachi: hn

gaara: hn

naruto: hn

WTF!!!!! TALK LOSERS, TALK!!!!

sasuke: hn... hn

itachi: but... but... i am so pretty!!!

orochimaru: ME TOO!!!!!!!

orochimaru!!!!! how man times do i have to tell you!!!! stop stalking puppies !!!!!!!!

puppy: -whimper whimper-

naruto: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

gaara: shut ya trap stupid... hn

itachi: guess what im wearing.

orochimaru: what?

itachi: SNAKE SKIN!!!!

oro/me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

orochimaru: you -sniff- you care about my feelings?

wha?? HECK NO!! i am an animal activist!!! i save all animals! i still wanna burn you to little crispy bits and peices!!

sasuke: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone:...

sasuke! why are you being random?

sasuke: cuz you made me!!!! your the writer person!!

oh, ok. there there sassy-chan!!

gaara: START THE STORY ALREADY!!!!

ok, ok, sheesh!! oh darn!!! WRITERS BLOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!! nooooooooo!!!

-starts weeping-

naruto: ummmmmmmmmm, i guess you need more ideas.

sasuke: ya heard it here folks!! we need ideas galore!!!

itachi: we hope you enjoyed this very short and retarded and deranged authors note!!!

are you trying to be news peoples?

gaara: trying but not succeeding!

itachi: WHY CANT WE SUCCEED!!!???

BECAUSE I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

ita/sasu: kay

please help!! i need ideas!!