i have been pointed out that i am lazy.
sasuke: yeah. your the one who pointed it out.
anyway, the long awaited chapter has arrived!!
orochimaru: WHO LIKES MY PINK FEATHER BOA!? it goes totally ,like, awsome with my cute pink high-heels!
WTF!!!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
itachi: I HAVE A LAVENDER FEATHER BOA!!!!
orochimaru: OMG WE ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY TWINS GIRLFRIEND!!!
itachi: OMG!! I, LIKE, TOTALLY KNOW!! where did you get that, like totally, fantabulous nailpolish?
please stop! i have a splitting head ache now!!!!!!!
sasuke: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!!!!
naruto: OMG!!!! IVE GONE BLIND!!!!!!! AND DEAF!! NOW HOW CAN I BE A NINJA!!!????
gaara: TEMAAAAAAAARI!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
SAVE ME TOO TEMARI!!!!!!!!!
itachi: well, enjoy! and thanks for the great ideas! i think she's using most of em! oh, WHO LIKES MY BOA!?
Sasuke was taken to Gaara's secret-but-very-obvious lair, his gigantical sand castle of EYELINER!!and doom. it was guarded by evil krabs and cactui. sasuke was strapped to a makeover chair, like at the hair-stylist's, and frightfully awaited his DOOOOM!!!
Itachi slowly chose the perfect eyeliner for his brother. but suddenly, sasuke found a spork!! and stabbed his brother with it!! but,actually, itachi knew it was love at first sight. he huggled the spork and petted it. then, since im the authoress, i made him into a goblin like thing. he petted the spork and spoke to it.
" My precious, my precious... OMG!!!! YOUR HIDEOUS!!!" and so he threw it, and it landed on shino. incase you didnt know, shino hates sporks. he doesnt like the fact that they can replace his girlfriend, spoon, or his best friend, fork. he vicously attacked it, biting and ripping it in half like a rabid bee. apparently, he had rabies, and began biting the evil krabs.
This was a problem for the mystery man! the mystery man, who is... train comes by, and then it runs over naruto, and no one can hear who it is ... and he used it to defeat the rabid krabs, because they were so much more lethal.
The mystery man waltsed in gaaras evil sandcastle, and brought "the goods"
"Kankuro! i have what you need. give me my fruit, so i might fill them with hyperactive sugar. he wants them too." so, kankuro gave... ambulance comes to help naruto so you cant hear the name... and took the make-up kit of doom off his hands.
Meanwhile, naruto had quickly recovered from his accident and went on a quest. he was going to find out who kankuro gave fruit to, since he was too occupied to notice. he decided to try orochimaru first. he did seem to like make-up a whole lot!
He knocked on the pink fuzzy snake imprinted door. it slowly creaked open to reveal a...
" OMG!!!!! WHAT THE- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???" naruto screeched. orochimaru was in the middle of the pink and purple fuzzy room, and he was only dressed in a pink skimpy bakini and a pink feather boa. he was dancing to "i'm a barbie girl" and kabuto was in a cowgirl dress skipping rope and saying "im so pretty!" over and over again beside him. naruto completely blacked out.
When he woke up, he was still in the middle of the floor, but the room was empty.
"I stilll need to find him!!!!!" he declared very loudly.
" Im still here! in another room!"
"Oh..." naruto peeked into the other room to make sure it was safe, and it was. orochimaru was dressed in a pink fall out boy t-shirt and bell bottom jeans with the boa securely on his shoulders. kabuto was gone, most likely sasuke clothes shopping.
" Orochimaru, did you supply gaara with enough eyeliner to load a canon to pretify the world?" naruto questioned.
"Huh? oh. im not in that business, I SELL FALL OUT BOY MERCHANDISE FOR HOMOS, PEDOS, AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!" orochimaru shrieked as he suddenly had a rush of gay and pedo customers trying to buy pink fall out boy shirts and merchandise. naruto got trampled and had to go to the hospital again. poor naruto.
Back at the castle, sasuke got 30 minutes of controlled freedom about the tower. but he couldnt enjoy it because sakura was his escort around to make sure he wouldnt attempt to escape. sakura was the most annoying person ever to him!! and now she was wearing eyeliner too. she looked odd. they had an odd conversation too.
" How are you today sasuke-kun?"
" I feel a bit caged."
" Why sasuke-kun?"
" Hmmm. im in a castle and i cant go outside. sounds like a cage to me."
" But i saw a rainbow sasuke-kun!"
" Ok..."
" And then the leprechan dated me sasuke-kun!"
" You're odd."
" No sasuke-kun! we can make this relationship work sasuke-kun! LOVE ME SASUKE-KUN!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!sasuke-kun!"
" Your pushing the 'sasuke-kun' thing a bit sakura"
" But i know it can work! i'll change for you sasuke-kun!!! i'll get you a green day cd or take you to a museum sasuke-kun!!!"
" Museum? green day? you're an odd little girl arent you?"
" BUT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER SASUKE-KUN!! ITS EITHER ME AND YOU OR NARUTO AND YOU SASUKE-KUN!! WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE??sasuke-kun?"
" Erm... right now? naruto. you're really freakin me out here."
" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
everyone: o.O
i know sweatdrop
sasuke: ooooooooooooookay then...
really random, sorry. oh, THANKYOU FOR ALL THE IDEAS!!!!! I THINK I USED ALMOST ALL OF THEM!! AND I UPDATED!!! SO I FUFILLED MOST PEOPLES DREAMS!!!
gaara: i wasnt even in that!
naruto: and i got ran over!
orochimaru: that really happened to me!
sweatdrop
itachi: shino killed my spork!!!
sakura: were you sakura bashing?
nope!! i bash no one!
naruto: except me!! ow...
oh well! ok. next chappy. i think i may put in a temporary oc. hes meh own, kinda. oh, and naruto will go onto another suspect, but so far lets see who it isnt:
orochimaru
kankuro
gaara
itachi
naruto
sasuke
and, sasuke either has an odd romantic moment with sakura or he has to dodge legos!!!! EVERYONE CHOOSE ONE!!! i dunno which one! bye byez!
quote: "THE QUOTES WONT CATCH ON!!! :O"
friend
( i wanna prove her wrong )
XOXO Hillarious Tragedy