now, to show my character!!!!! i think shes been around, but i am finally showing her to the whole world!!!!
amber: oh boy...
be nice amber.
amber: no.
sasuke: i agree.
naruto: NICE!!!!!!!
amber: o.O
naruto, shut up.
gaara: my hair is red.
huh?
gaara: ...
amber: your friends are creepy, HT.
i know...
kyuubi: yo. wassup amber?
naruto: eep! kyuubi!!
amber: yo kyu-chan! nothin much!
kyuubi: same here. i got punished for destroying konoha though... it sucked.
amber: daaaaamn... did you have to spend a year with gai again?
kyuubi: thank God no! just a twerp who controlled my power...
amber: hmm... im bored. i destroyed rome yesterday. yay me.
kyubi: way to go!
lets start this...
Naruto stood behind the door to kakashi's house. Kakashi was strange, perhaps he was the mystery person. Naruto knocked on the door, unsure about life. He was currently feeling emo, poor lil fella. Then Kakashi, if you could call it Kakashi, opened the door.
" Hey i- HOLY MOTHER OF HOKAGE!!!!!" the suprised naruto said. He has the worst luck. Asuma and Gai were in speedos in the center of the room, dancing to Helena, by MCR. Itachi was the dj, and he had orange hair and a bright pink leotard on. Apparently, it was his brake, while Sakura "entertained" Sasuke. Hey! Lets go check on them!
-with Sakura and Sasuke-
"Er... Sakura? can you leave me alone?" said a very pissed off Sasuke.
"I cant Sasuke-kun! My job is to watch you!" replyed a cheery non-human Sakura.
"Even while i pee?"
"I enjoy it quite much Sasuke-kun!! Your pee is very pretty."
" Can i kill you?"
"Why would you do such a thing, Sasuke-kun?"
"GET OUT BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!! This is embarrasing..."
" Wow! you have feelings Sasuke-kun-chan-sama-san!"
-.-
" Thats it! Your getting flushed down the toilet!"
"Yay! Wait what Sasu-" -gurgle gurgle- "Sasuke im dro-" -gargle gurgle fluuuuuuussshhhhh-
"... Should have listened..."
"Listened to what Sasuke-kun!?"
" WTF!? I JUST FLUSHED YOU TO THE SEWER!!!"
" Im magic sasuke-kun!!!!"
o.O
" Ok. Time to die." -takes out a knife-
"LEGO DEFENCE!!!!! PROTECT ME LEGO COMPANIONS!!!"
"Wtf?"
"WHOOSH!!!" -throws legos at Sasuke-
"DAMMIT! You hit me in the effing eye!"
"Sorry my dearest cutey-pie Sasuke-kun!"
"Kill me noooow..." -stabs himself in the chest-
"Sasuke!!!! LEGO DEFENCE!! UNWANTED AND ANNOYING HEALING BY BEING MAULED BY LEGOS!!!!! WHOOSH!!!!" -legos maul sasuke, healing him-
-.-
Suddenly, there is a puff of smoke in front of them and a teenage girl with silver hair in a short ponytail. She wore a black robe with torn off sleeves and had a flaming scythe in her hand.
" Yo!! i am the grim reapers substitute while he mourns the loss of his bagel!! im here for a Sakura Haruno???"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Im Amber. Satans daughter. Princess of hell and fire. Demonic goddess of the underworld."
" BUT I AM ESCOURTING SASUKE-KUN!!!!! "
"sasukes gonna kill you from an un-healable state in 2 minutes. i guess i got here early..."
"i am? so... this annoying girl is acually going to die?"
"yeah... lucky you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY LEPRACHAN WILL DEFEAT YOU!!! GO LEPRACHAN DEFENCE!!!!! LUCKY CHARMS!!!!"
o.O
O.o
-lucky from the lucky charm commercials tackles amber and shoves lucky charms down her throat-
O.O
"NYAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! NOW FOR MY ULTIMATE ATTACK!! LEPRACHAN DEFENCE!! LUCKY CHARM NUKE!!!!!"
" why are you screeching out attacks?"
"cuz i can!"
-the lucky charms explode in amber's throat and she disappears-
O.O'
-amber reforms in front of them- "that was stupid... those things taste like crap!"
o.O
"you..you survived my marshmallows and leprachan... REVENGE!!!!!" -shoves her hand down her throat-
" why are you shoving your own hand down your own throat?"
"ermm... NUMMY!!!" -chews hand and swalows it-
o.O
XD
" THE ACID!! MY HAND IS BEING DIGESTED!!! AND ITS STILL ATACHED TO MY ARM!!!!!!"
And sasuke decided not to kill sakura, because she probably would kill herself somehow. and amber just randomly decided to watch them, because her cable was out.
ummm... is the story done? oh, wait, nope! Back to Naruto!
Naruto only had to look at everyone for 2 seconds before he quickly fell into a coma. Itachi then went over to him.
" Who the Heck are you, lil grasshopper?" he questioned the now unconcious Naruto. And, of course, Naruto didnt answer. This angered the Uchiha and he poured all his lavender nailpolish down Naruto's throat. A couple seconds later, Itachi realized what he had done and mourned the loss of his nailpolish. Then Kakashi flung Naruto across Konoha.
" NO!! WE DO NOT WISH FOR FRUIT SNACKS!!! STOP ASKING!!!" he screeched at Naruto. Asuma just kept dancing in the middle of the room. Gai decided to eat some of his fruit he had gotten from a student of his before he resumed dancing.
now am i done? am i? nobody knows... mysterious...
sasuke: shut up. yes, its over.
oh... hey! that was way too short for a couple month of lazing around typing at random intervals!
amber: never again.
naruto: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!! i didnt even ask kakashi the question...
amber: seriously, lucky charms?
i dont own the lucky charms cereal company or naruto! i do own most of the randomness and this disclaimer however!
sasuke: it took a long time for this chapter...
gaara: more then half of that story was about sasuke.
sasuke: thats because im awsome.
gaara: no. youre retarded, emo, and gay.
sasuke: like you?
gaara: wanna make out?
everyone: O.O
sasuke: ummm... no. eew.
gaara: -sniffle- ok then -cries in emo corner-
ok... IM SORRY THIS CHAPTER TOOK FOREVER!!!!!