And we're back!

Sasuke: Isn't that grand?

Indeed And I have an almost-good reason for being late. You see, I got this fancy new computer! And since this is on the old computer I didn't get on for a while. Then the old computer got this virus thingy and I had to kill it. But, somehow, The chapter stayed on. However, I didn't know that, so I mourned the loss of my dead chapter. Then, I found it and was all "SPLEE!!!" So here I am Now.

Itachi: She's had this chapter on the computer for almost 2 months.

Gai: YAH! -munches on fruit-

Lee: OMG GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!! YOUR SO HEALTH-RIFICAL!!!!!!!!! -joins in fruit munching-

Everyone Else: o.O

Wow... Wierd.

Gaara: I will eat you!

Amber: Don't worry, Gaara's joking... I hope.

I want muffins. And a panda! Can i have a panda!? I WANT CANDYYY!!

Sasuke: Just start already!

Twas an ordinary afternoon in Konoha. Okay, actually, i lied. Nothing is ever ordinary in Konoha. Haha! Fooled you. Anyways, Naruto had decided on going to Gai's house. He probably was there by now. When Naruto entered through those bright green spandex covered doors, however, he wished he hadn't come. First of all, he didnt know Gai was so rich. There was his own private gym, A track, about 14 robots working around the yard, and A huge fruit basket. It was amazing. Naruto went over to a fountian, and found that it was filled with ramen. This overjoyed the little hyper blonde kid and he jumped in. Then he began to drown. But before he died, Lee jumped in to save him.

"Thanks lee. seriously, i never knew ramen could be so deadly" Naruto began. Lee just gave him a thumbs up and a big hug. A Really big hug. like, a really really really big one that could make a bear proud. Then Naruto couldn't breathe, poor thing.

" Oh My Goodness! Why are you blue Naruto!?!?" Lee screamed.Naruto couldn't answer of course, so Lee let go of him. Naruto was officially unconcious. and Lee was sad. The he started yelling "My poor orange little-" but before he could finish Gai jumped out and tackled naruto unconcious body.

"What orange!? I quest for no orange, only purple! Give it!!" Gai cackled. Then Lee and Gai hugged and ran off into the sunset, even though it was only noon.

--Back to Sasuke and people!--

Sasuke and Amber walked around Gaara's giant sand castle in silence. They were hoping Sakura wouldn't show up, but they knew she probably will anyway. Suddenly, Sakura popped up in front of Sasuke.

"HELLO SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sakura yelled while twitching uncontrollably. He stared at her for a moment before replying.

" Sakura, what the hell?"

" WHAT!? CAN I HAVE A PUPPY TOO!?"

" um..." Sasuke didnt know what to say, so Amber talked to her instead.

"He means, why are you working for Gaara."

" Who?"

" Gaara of the Desert? Remember? He owns this friggin castle."

"Oh yeah! Nyahahahahahahahaha! He promised me I would be a model after he ruled the world."

Sasuke stared at Sakura even more. "No way. You can't be a model, sorry. You have to be pretty or talented to be a model. Even I know that." Amber stared at Sasuke.

" You are so wierd..." but before Sasuke could retaliate, they somehow ended up at Gai's wonderous mansion. "Where are we now? Vegas? Where's the Black Jack?"

Amber sighed. This was obviously Gai's house. Even she could see that, and she isn't familiar with konoha. But it did look like one big Casino. Or a fitness gym. Whatever. Amber then spotted a blonde apparently unconcious.

"Who's that?" She pointed out.

"Oh that's Naruto... Hey! What's Naruto doin' in Vegas? Naruto!" Sasuke ran over to him and threw him into the Ramen fountian. That'll wake him up! And it did. Naruto jumped out of the fountian and glared at Sasuke.

" What are you doing here!? I thought Gaara had you captured. Where is he, anyway?" Naruto asked. And everyone started looking around. Where did Gaara go? Sasuke and Naruto searched in Gai's mansion and Gaaras castle, While Amber looked around at the mall. Which was where she met Orochimaru.

" Hello, do you know where my monkey is?" Orochimaru asked Amber.

"Your monkey? Who the hell are you!?"

"Im Orochimaru the Great! And yes, my monkey. Oh, there he is! Mooonkeyyy!!!!" Orochimaru yelled to Kabuto, who was wandering aimlessly without his glasses. Kabuto then looked over at Orochimaru

"Is that a buffalo?" he asked himself. Poor guy, without his glasses he's almost entirely blind! Kabuto went over to Orochimaru and poked him.

"Nice buffalo!" Kabuto said, giving him odd looks from both Orochimaru and Amber.

"Monkey dearey, I am no buffalo! I am the Gumdrop King!"

"He isn't a monkey, and you aren't the gumdrop king. Is everyone here stupid?" Amber sighed and left, not noticing Gaara in the emo corner.

Naruto was quite bored. He and Sasuke were walking to the mall to find Amber.Then, Naruto got an idea. What if he kept saying 'are we there yet' over and over again? surely, that would help them get there faster!

"Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet? Are We Th-"

"NO!!!! BE QUIET!!!" Sasuke glared at Naruto. "You are so stupid!" This silenced Naruto. Not only that, but he wanted to see who was in the emo corner. Is that Gaara in a Salmon suit?

Hey, I think this chapter was longer... Um, okay, anyhoo, Im going to try to end this fanfic eventually. its becoming a pointless/plotless thing-a-ma-jig. -sigh- And im very lazy. Lazier then Shikamaru, actually.

Sasuke: Too lazy.

Shut up, Sasuke.

Itachi: I want gingerbread cookies.

Amber: I hate gingerbread cookies.

Gaara: For anyone who's curious, this was written at almost 9:30 pm.

Sasuke: This chapter brought to you by the letter W!!!!!

Everyone except Amber:YAAAY!!!!

Amber: -twitch- This is so wierd...

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