Fandom(s): Smallville/High School Musical
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Please don't sue.
Written for Mission Insane Challenge Crossover Table on Livejournal. Dedicated to strangevisitor7 (Livejournal), who prompted. Note that Clark's name and personality will change with the family. You have been warned.
"No, Sharpay, I won't do it."
"But, Joshua!" his big sister whined. "Troy backed out on me and Ryan won't do it! Work with me here!"
"Look, singing and dancing isn't my thing. You know that. Why are you even asking me? I'm adopted, remember? I have no talent whatsoever."
Sharpay put her fists on her hips.
"No talent, huh?"
He looked at her in protest.
"You know what I meant. None of those talents are going to save your show."
"Wanna bet? What do you think the Wildcats would think of you if they knew who youreally are?"
He paused for a second.
"You wouldn't."
"Oh, I would. And I will unless you sing Humuhumunukunukuapua'a with me."
Josh paused. No one outside the Evans family knew his secret, and and he was sure if they ever found out they would think he was a freak. That and the brainiacs would want to experiment on him. But then...if he did this song with Sharpay, his life was over anyway.
She looked at him with an expectant look.
He shook his head.
"Tell anybody anything you want, but I'm not embarrassing myself like that."
With that, he walked away, leaving her with a look of complete shock on her face.
"You can't do this! Get back here, you freak!"