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A/N Voila year 4! Much love to all people who favourited or followed this, and as ever, massive shout out to my reviewers! Arabellagrace; you've stuck with me through MLG and I love you for it, and I know I write Ron as an idiot but, well, anyone who allows themselves to be called 'Won-Won' deserves what's coming to them, hehe :) and bookworm4life0812, you're awesome, but I'm not that good at vomit-inducing sappy endings, though I will try to think of an alternate for the one I have planned, just for you. And the sequel should be up in a few weeks hopefully, if that damned mother-f***er real life doesn't interfere again!

Disclaimer; I would actually love to read JKR writing this kind of scene, I think it'd be bloody hilarious. Anyhow, I'm not her, so nothing is mine.

Year 4

"Hey, our kids are going to be in the same year at school again!"
"Ginny, I told you to distract me, not tell me things I already bloody know!"
"Um, okay then, uhh, Harry and I have decided on names for the new one, whenever they decide to arrive that is. We've chosen-"
"Bloody hell Gin, don't talk to me about giving birth when I'm bloody giving birth!"
"Oh, right, yeah, sorry. Umm, hey, did I ever tell you about the time Harry managed to fool the steps to the girls dormitory at Hogwarts?"
"Ugh, I don't want to know! Where the hell is Ron?!"
"Harry and George are out looking for him now, I'm sure he'll be here soon!"
"I told him to make sure he was bloody available, who the hell decides to disappear a week before their wife is due?!"
"They'll find him, try not to worry."
"Not to worry?! I'm giving fucking bir-ahhh!"
"Owww that would be my hand!"
"Screw Ron, where's Bill?"
"He's outside, but 'Mione are you sure-"
"Go get him, ple-AGHHHHH!"
"Okay, okay, but you'll have to stop -oooo shit- crushing my fingers!"

"'Mione? Gin said you wanted to see me?"
"Come here, plea-owwww!"
"I'm here love."
"Where's Rose? Is she okay?"
"She's with my mum, don't worry about her."
"Sorry if I'm -ughhh- hurting your hand."
"It's fine -youch!"
"Arghhh, I swear this hurts a hell of a lot more than Rosi-eeeeee!"
"You were like this then too, love."
"Are you laughing at me?! William Weasley I swear to Merlin-"
"I'm not laughing love, just remember to keep on breathing yeah? In and out, in and out, in-"
"I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING BREATHE! GRRRRR-OOWWWWWW! WHY THE HELL ISN'T RON HERE?! I NEED TO BEAT HIM TO SHIT FOR DOING THIS TO ME-UGHHHHHH!"
"He'll be here soon! Just keep going love, you're doing great!"
"AGHHHH!"

"I can see the head! Just a few more pushes Mrs Weasley, you're almost there!"
"Oooo- Why the hell couldn't I have muggle drugs?!"
"They don't react well to magic, Mrs Weasley, they may have been dangerous to the baby."
"But this bloody huuuuuuurts!"
"You're very close, just keep it up for a little longer!"
"Come on, 'Mione, you can do this!"
"Arrrrggggg-AHHHHHH-"
"WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA!"
"Congratulations, you have a little baby boy!"
"Oohhh..."
"Well done 'Mione, I'm so proud of you."
"I'll just do a quick check... Yup, he's perfectly healthy! Here you are. Did you have a name in mind?"
"Hugo..."
"He's beautiful Hermiome."
"I'll just give you two a moment alone."

"He should have been mine."
"I know."
"He's perfect though, so tiny, so precious."
"He is, isn't he?"
"Hey, Hermione?"
"Yeah Bill?"
"I love you."

"'Mione! I got here as quick as I could! How are- What the bloody hell is he doing in here?!"
"Language Ronald! In case you haven't noticed there's a child present."
"Ish that-"
"And never mind why Bill's here, where in Merlin's name have you been?! I've been in labour for hours, Harry and George have been looking for you!"
"Oh, well I-"
"We've even sent patronuses; for all we knew you'd been caught by some wannabe death eaters!"
"Uh, well I musht have missed them. I, er, kind of fell ashleep."
"Hold on, you're slurring your words. You're drunk, aren't you?!"
"Well, I..."
"I cannot believe you Ronald!"
"I didn't know you'd choose today to go into labour!"
"Do you know what, just get out. I don't even want to look at you right now."
"Hermione-"
"GET OUT!"

"WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA!"
"Hush now Hugo, I-I-I'm s-sorry for w-waking you u-u-p. Shh, shh now."
"Come here love, it's all right, he's gone."
"I-I just can't even- I m-mean he's- who would-"
"I know, 'Mione. Come on, he's not worth your tears. You're okay, I've got you."
"Hey Bill?"
"Mmm-hmm?"
"I probably shouldn't say it, but I love you too."