Ever wonder what Jack's doing during briefings when he's not paying attention? Why he's writing haiku, of course.

FROM THE BORED ROOM: A Collection of Poems by Jonathan O'Neill

Volume 1.04: The Broca Divide

Bulls and Stuff (1.04)

I don't like the decorating,

but I get it.

The clothes however...

Primitive Response (1.04)

I couldn't know that

kissing you once would make

me feel so possessive.

My Team (1.04)

Daniel–dog, Sam–fire,

Teal'c–hero and me,

I'm the lousy test subject.