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Yuki no Purinsesu

Chapter 05: No More Turtle Men Please

Camp Three Hours Later: Jonouchi P.O.V

I woke up from my sleep to find Naruto-san crying out in his sleep. I wasn't really concerned as I had not really dealt with this sort of thing very often. If you don't count the times Leah spent the night at my house when we first met. Though all I did was turn over wondering what was bothering her so much.

Of coarse I did care its just we were in middle school and I liked my sleep a bit more then I should have.

Back to now, I looked at Naruto and saw tears run down his face. his whimpering had started to be annoying. not a moment later Sai-Oroka* grabbed me and Sean and pulled us away from Naruto-san. Just as Kakashi-creep arrived with Leah. Sakura-chan and Myla appeared a second after the first pair.

Next thing I know Leah rushed up to Naruto to wake him up only to be smacked away in his spaz like fits. As tears came to the little dobe's eyes she tried to run back only to be held back by Kakashi. She looked up at Kakashi's face, her face clearly showing the 3 main emotions- anger, fear, and concern- in such intensity that even Sai flinched.

Sai was no help asking what was wrong with the troubled boy with nothing more then an insult to his man size. So it was then I decided to call his name. The response I got had him convulsing and Sakura scream in fear and concern for her blonde friend. I don't know were Sai got that bucket but from the looks of it he seemed to be about to throw it on Naruto. Only for Leah to run forwards again to try and comfort the teenage boy again. Only this time she got a big red hand print on her small chest. We could tell this because she wore a thin undershirt and shorts.

Leah looked at Naruto and said with a pity glance at him "Ow, That hurt Naru~". Not a millisecond later Kakashi had scooped her into his arms to keep her from moving again. Sakura then cried out, "Naruto stop it you hurting them." At Sakura's words I got really pissed at her, and told her "the only one hurt is Le-iko, and we all had worse because of her clumsiness." I hated how they treated us like babies. And couldn't wait to tell Tsunade the truth. That we were young adult stuck as children until we grew up again. Thanks you stupid snake.

As I belittled Sakura Sai had determined it was the perfect time to splash the bucket, of what I learnt, of water on Naruto to wake him up. The response was instant. He was up and looking around scared, of what I don't know, and cautious.

Seeing his face and the raw emotion on display, compelled me and Sean to inch closer. However with Sean being taller I was nonexistent to Naruto's eyes. In a flash Sean had Naruto in a, what looked like, bear hug. Sean was soon joined in his act by non-other than Leah who had wiggled out of Kakashi's arms to join Sean in his calming of the older blonde. I heard Sean whisper to the older boy to let it all out. That was the breaking point for me and Myla as we also joined in comforting the giant blonde fox vessel.

We stayed like that until we each fell back to sleep.

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The next morning went by to quickly as we got up at Seven, and as me and Sean ate the 'grown ups' minus Sakura packed up camp. We soon left the place we had spent the night and continued on our journey. Let me tell you something. If you are going on a long trip never, and I mean never, take a hyper active '3' year old. It made me feel bad for Leah's parents. Because every ten to about fifteen minute's she was asking "are we there yet?". And when she wasn't doing that she was chatting our ears off.

God am I happy we stopped dating five years ago. Best decision I ever made. It's also was no wonder she had never had real sugar until we dated.

Myla was talking quit animatedly with Leah while me and Sean sulked on our 'rides' backs. Leaving the girls to chat like gossiping school girls.

When we finally arrived Kakashi-jerk suggested he take a few to the Onsen and Sai said he would go to the forest. When Leah jumped at the thought of drawing with Sai I knew what I had to do.

"So who is going with me?" Kakashi asked.

"ME!" I screamed and ran to clutch onto Kakashi's leg. I got some weird looks from the others. Especially Leah who whispered to Sean and made him smirk. Myla and Naruto also joined. Even though Sakura wanted to go window-shopping she was told by Kakashi she had to come to take 'Mitsuki' into the women's bath. because this was a separate bath Onsen.

When it was settled Kakashi took the lead and we followed. We soon arrived at two separately marked doors. Women to the left men to the right. So we split yet again. Sakura and Myla to the right and me Kakashi, and Naruto to the left.

When we entered I fallowed the other two's lead of undressing and putting my clothes in to a basket. Though I had to have help from Kakashi with the buttons of my shirt and pants. It's not like my clothes didn't fit me, it was quite the contrary. It seems when the snake regressed our ages that he also shrunk our clothes we had on. Not good for Myla, she was wearing a silken blue dress, or Leah who was wearing some old clothes that looked like they came from her dad closet.

Still I had my favorite Black jacket and elf ears-to piss off Leah- and my new smart phone on me. And as soon as I woke up I tried to find my said I Phone only to find it gone along with my elf ears.

Still it wasn't so bad I could be like Sean who lost his limited edition Steven Kings The Stand, or Leah who lost her newest copy of one piece. Though the straw hat was still in her bag along with her candy she and Myla bought.

As I finished getting undressed me and the others washed our selves and go in the onsen. We soaked for what seemed days but really Three hours. By the time it was 11:42 we got out and got dressed. Then we went back to the room to meet up with the others. We waited five minutes when the onsen girls [Sakura and Myla] showed up. We then waited until a minute to noon and saw Sai rush in with Sean in his arms, both panting out of breath.

After they calmed there breathing we found out Leah had disappeared. Sakura ran up to Sai yelling that he didn't know how to properly watch little kids and smacked him. Then Myla, Sean, and me were told to stay here and wait with Sai until Kakashi, Sakura, or Naruto came back. And wait we did.

After waiting two hours! My stomach was killing me. She was so dead is what I heard Myla mumbling. While Sean and Sai both looked impassive to what was going on, or not going on. Finally we heard the door open and all exited the 'boys' room and saw Leah enter looking flushed. I ignored that and growled at her just as the other three entered. That's when hell broke loose and ended with Kakashi saying that we should head out to a light lunch. To which we all agreed. Once we got outside however we couldn't believe what happened next. Leah had decided that she was going to run off, again, ahead of us only to run strait into a man clad in green spandex and orange leg warmers. And blurted the one thing that made us 'kids' burst out laughing at.

Leiko's P.O.V

I looked up from where I fell and could only thing of one thing.

"Michelangelo!" I said surprised to see my favorite mutant ninja turtle there. Looking closer I realized, "your not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" I said sadly. I heard my friends burst out laughing along with Naruto. While Kakashi and Sakura had a bit more decorum and giggled behind there hands, or book in Kakashi's case.

The man looked confused for a minute. His black hair cut like a bowl, and strong facial features my only clue, other than the outfit, to figure out who he was. Then it clicked.

"I'm am no teenage mutant ninja turtle. I am only on youthful thing and that is a ninja burning with youthful energy. My young energetic boy." the man said." My name is Maito Gai, I am a ninja from Konaha village hidden in the leaves." He finished doing his oh-so famous pose.

I stared at him and his stupid pose, hiding my eyes with my bangs. I then started growling, as I heard Sean say "you shouldn't have done that dude". I looked up and quickly jumped at the green cladded man trying to bite at him. The man not expecting that jumped. However I couldn't bit him because I had Naruto A) Holding me back, and B) I had not chance to really get at him seeing as Gai is a Jonin.

"I am not a 'Boy'" I growled putting empathies on the word. Struggling in Naruto's grasp. Naruto for what he's worth was doing his best to hold me back, but just couldn't. I mean I did escape from Kakashi and no he did not let me go. I may have been 'small' but I was wirery.

Gai was stunned by my out burst. He had a look of absolute horror on his face. And it was then that the rest had notice what was wrong. Well all of the grown ups. I had started to glow, but not just me. My friends were glowing to. We each were but in a different color. We also had animal parts grown on us like ears and tails.

Myla was glowing purple and was growing two purple bunny ears. and a small bump under the skirt of her dress. Which I assumed was a bunny tail.

Sean was glowing blue and had two black pointy cat ears growing atop his head, while a slim black tail sprouted out of his blue jean pants.

I reached my hands up and felt two small pointy ears and had a sinking suspicion about a tail. I looked between my legs only to see a white bushy tail with a silver tip.

But the one they were directing the most attention to was not me no they were looking at Jonouchi, for he was glowing Orange and had fox features appearing. His eyes had turns red. He had yellow with black tipped fox ears sprouting from his head and a yellow bushy tail also tipped black grow from behind him.

Jonouchi was looking very confused at why we were all looking at him.

"Feel your head" I told him, and he did just that.

"The Fuck!" He tried to look behind him but ended up running in circles, that is until Kakashi grabbed his shoulder and stopped him.

It also seemed like the perfect time for the empty street[ except for the ninja and us kids] to be filled with Gai's students, Lee, Ten-ten, and Neji. Who all just stared at us kids.

"Waahh!" I whined, "Please God no more Turtle people!" That seemed to get everyone out of there personal trances at poor Jonouchi who seemed to have passed out in shock.

"Gai, could you and your team go and get us some lunch?" Kakashi said telling Gai that we would be heading back to the Inn. He also told Gai the name of the Inn we were staying in. With that Gai and his group left us to get the promised food while Kakashi grabbed the 'dead' Jonouchi and lead us back, or at least the others back. I was still stuck in Naruto's arms. Not that I cared. I was still processing what just took place with me and my three friends.

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A/N I'm gonna start a translation section with words that even I had to look up kay. Let me know if I get something wrong please.

Translation-

Orokana- can be translated from Japanese to mean "foolish or silly or stupid"