Two men stand in a dark office conversing. The first man who is as dark as a shadow says "say boss remember Hotstreak, that kid you was gonna hire? Somebody fucked him up bad. In front of the whole city on camera." The other man who stands in the shadows says "Hotstreak had juice. Find this guy... The other man replies "Static." Causing his boss to say "Find this Static. Test Him. If he's weak, take him. If he's strong, hire him. If he's a problem... smoke him."
-Dakota National Park-
Virgil is riding his skateboard at the park he hits a sick Ollie out of a nosegrind causing his friend a feminine looking guy with blonde hair and glasses to say "sick move V, how long did you practice that" Virgil replies "screw you Rick" causing Rick to say "sorry but you're not my type" and Virgil replies with a chuckle and the other boy joins in the laughter.
Virgil and Rick's day at the park is cut short when they see Frieda screaming, running towards them.
"Frieda what's wrong" says Virgil Frieda replies "it's a guy or whatever it is tearing up the school says he's looking for Static." Rick yells out "cool" and runs towards the screaming people watching the action take place.
Virgil runs behind an abandoned building and Frieda follows to make sure nobody sees him change. "Alright Frieda I'll be there in a minute and you better peeking says Virgil "don't worry I'm not" replies Frieda causing Virgil to say "why not."
"Just come on already" says Frieda. "Don't get your cute little hello kitty panties in a bunch here I go" replies Virgil as he steps from behind the building in his full Static costume. "Good and don't ever mention my panties again, you got me Virgil Ovid Hawkins" says Frieda "ooh girl what I tell you about using my middle name if I recall I used the words don't and ever.", says Virgil "well if you don't hurry up I'm going to spray paint it all over the school while yelling Ovid through the halls" says Frieda
"Okay girl I'm going" says Virgil "Virgil be careful" replies Frieda as Virgil flies off leaving Frieda to wonder to herself "how did he know I was wearing Hello Kitty underwear" she shakes off the thought.
-Virgil arrives at the school-
"Hey big ugly you was looking for me well here I am." Says Static "the names Tarmack, I'm the mack that'll turn your momma out." Static throws a jolt of electricity at him which the big brute dodges and runs at Static full speed with hammer fist he takes a swing and misses. Static takes the metal pole from an parking sign and bend it around Tarmack's arms rendering his upper body useless... for a few seconds until Tarmack breaks the metal and sends the debris flying with a piece hitting a car windshield which causes the driver to swerve, hit another car and flip over catching fire.
Virgil thinks to himself "I can stay here and play with dipshit all day or I can save some lives." Virgil breaks out of his thought and says "hey if you really about that shit you kick you would back the fuck off and fight me when it's just me and you." Tarmack replies "punks like you always have an excuse okay me at Avalon Mall. Bradshaw's parking lot. Midnight. It'll be nice and quiet but if your ass ain't there to whoop... I should be able to scare up a security guard or two to play with. Tarmack leaves and Static goes over to the burning car, uses his powers to rip the door off allowing the man to slide out of the car.
Virgil now back in his regular clothes catch up with his friends "Virgil! We've been waiting forever!" Says Frieda who sounds a little worried "couldn't find you in the crowd" replies Virgil "yeah me neither sorry I scared you, baby. Says Larry Wade who's walking up to the group of friends. "Hey! You never let me call you baby, baby! What kinda shit is that." Says Virgil who is clearly irritated at this point. Uhm, well... Larry starts to reply when Virgil says "I gotta go talk to you later Frieda."
Static sits in his Mighty Abandoned Gas Station of Solitude and uses his powers to make a collapsible disk after he's finished testing it he uses it to fly over to...
-Avalon Mall just outside of Bradshaw's hey kids guess what time it is?-
"Static! It's ten after midnight! If you're hidin', you best come out now! Says Tarmack Static appears in the shadows of the parking lot "that's better! Turn around! I wanna see your face when you die!" Tarmack continues even though Static doesn't move. "Have it your way toyboy... says Tarmack as he smashes Static with his hammer fist only to find out it wasn't Static but a metal pole dressed as Static "wha!? What the fuck is this? Says Tarmack while standing in a puddle. "Kawarimi!" Replies Static as he shock Tarmack "ancient ninja art of misdirection. All you need is something some idiot could mistake for you and... some idiot. Guess which one you are.; continues Static
"So hatrack"says Static "it's Tarmack I'm a learn you my name punk... says Tarmack but is interrupted by Static wrapping a metal fence around him "how do I do it. You may ask. How do I stay one jump ahead of you? It's easy. You're a moron. Also I was here early. Several hours in fact. Been shoppin'. Says Static in a terrible fake British accent. "What're you dumpin' into meee!?" Says Tarmack. "Old aerosol cans got 'em on sale fron, don't you know. Amazing what you can find in a bargain bin huh. Wanna see what else I got?" Replies Static as Tarmack let's out a painful shriek "I'll take that as a yes now say cheese" continues Static "y'see, flashbulbs? That's why I have these sunglasses? Says Static "I'm the most flashy I talk the most shit, I'm a beast I'm a dog i'm a dog i'm a gorilla" says Static in a pretty decent Floyd Mayweather impression as he drops liquid oxygen into Tarmack's body
"You are sorely in need of a name change, dude. That mack thing is so 70's... how about I paint a stripe down your middle and call you I-75 the living interstate" Static says as he takes a steamroller truck and rolls over everything except og Tarmack's head.
Static flies in closer to put the finishing touches on Tarmack but is stopped by a man grabbing him and yelling "enough!" Static replies you... you're Holocaust!" Causing the man to say "yes. Your business with my employee is over. Now you have business... with me.