Radiant ZAFT GX
Chapter 2: Breakout
We begin our story the next day with our villains, Dr. Ver and Carol Malus Dienheim. Both currently imprisioned at the local police station for questioning for their previous actions. The prison is a series of large pens connected to each other inside a dark and dank series of rooms underground. Habitable, but barely.
"So, what are you in for?" Says a anthropomorphic bobcat in a white T-shirt with a red exclamation mark on its front in the jail cell to their left.
Dr. Ver who is talking to the bobcat answers in a genuinely calm tone. "Well Bubsy, those fools who don't appreciate heroism up above locked me and my companion up. Those fools, don't they understand that sarificies are needed for the struggle that is to come? So what about you good sir?"
"Well I used to be somebody, a famous star. Until it was all taken away from me. Now i'm a hobo and a functional drug addict. And I recently got busted for possession. I tried to kick the habit. But its a disease man!"
"Well did anyone try to help out?" Dr. Ver asked
To which Bubsy responded "Hell no! Assho- I mean Arnold ditched me after he made it big in the dot com bubble. My nephews got taken away from me by social services and I couldn't hold a job since Plok was in charge of a massive labor union back in the 90's and early 00's and he hates my guts. My world was razed by the Woolies, and by the time I made it back from prehistoric times it was all in ruins. And its all thanks to that game! Now all I have is the drugs."
"That is so sad." Dr. Ver answers with seemingly genuine concern.
"How nice that you're getting along with everyone else. Now could you try to help us break out of this place?" Carol angrily snapped at the doctor as she tries to use her fire powers as a blowtorch to bust open the lock. A feat made difficult by power nullifying collars that all three prisioners were wearing.
"But Carol-chan this is important. Drug abuse after all is a massive problem that ruins the lives of countless people out there." Dr. Ver explained as Bubsy ends up crying.
"Its a good thing that these collars don't fully suppress my power." Carol mutters to herself as she continues to work.
Meanwhile up top our heroes are back at the repair shop busy with the ZABABA duo in normal clothes explaining each others situations, with the Hard gay brothers listening in as well.
"So you four are transporters? That's hard." Hard gay 1 asked.
Athrun boasts "Yup, whether its goods, info, or people or whatever. We deliver satisfaction guaranteed."
"What kind of transporters can defeat a supervillan like you four did?" Shirabe interjected.
"Shirabe dess." Kirika sadly muttered beneath her breath.
"Well we did have military training in stuff like self defense and we've been a team for years now. So that kind of stuff makes sense." Kira explained. "Let's see we started out as military at 17, Stellar at 16 and we're 21 now, 20 for Stellar. Let's see..." Kira began counting with his fingers when he is interrupted by Athrun.
"Four years Kira. We've been a team for four years now."
"Yes, yes, four years!" Kira says while clapping his hands together.
"And what about you two girls? You seem to have to have strange and hard powers." Hard gay 2 said.
Kirika and Shirabe look at each other and the former begins to explain. "Well we are Symphogear wielders dess. Warriors who use the power of songs to battle evil and such dess. But right now we were working off a debt with the boss of this store who is sick and..."
"Shirabe adds "The whole thing was Kiri-chan's idea in the first place. Since we needed a place to stay while we were here. And it was cheaper than a hotel."
"We also got some valuable work experience dess!" Kirika proudly boasted with a smug smile and arms at her waist.
Meanwhile Shinn is sleeping off the hangover back at the ship with Stellar next to him in their room. A cleaner room compared to Kira and Athrun's with a large vanity mirror and desk on the wall and some stuffed animals on the top bunk bed. Lying in the lower bunk Shinn is moaning in his sleep while Stellar looks on worried.
"Onii-chan... You shouldn't drink so much."
"I can hold my beer!" Shinn yells out in his sleep as if to counter Stellar leaving her rather surprised at the event.
Back at the prision Carol continues to try and escape while Dr. Ver shoots the breeze with Bubsy. With the welding plan a seeming bust. Not being quick enough for the guards to not notice. Making the guards both adjust the collars and move them to another jail and an unexpected revelation by Bubsy.
"So the collars stop us from leaving basically. Why didn't you tell us?" Carol asked Bubsy while visibly pissed off.
"Well I thought you would know as villains that the collars would activate a barrier in the perimeter." Bubsy explained.
"Jail isn't that bad Carol-chan. As long as you know your place. Then again I was in solitary." Dr. Ver commented.
Carol freaks out slightly saying "Oh no Carol Malus Dienheim is nobody's bitch!"
Dr. Ver looked on in stunned silence for a few momemts before saying "You swore Carol-chan."
Seemingly resigned to her fate Carol merely lies down in her bed and begins to muse on her fate. (sigh) "Just great, we are never getting out. We've been left to rot and i'm bored. So bored... So bored..."
Then a platoon of Mooks storm the halls of the prison. With the platoon leader smashing the prison door "Sir's we've come to bust you out! We've taken over the station but we must leave quickly."
Two Mooks begins to work on the collars that are being worn by by Ver and Carol releasing them by shorting them out and unlocking them.
"Good job people. Now it's time for revenge." Carol says to the Mooks around her.
"But sir our mission is to get you out of here" The Mook leader complained to her commanding officer who is having none of it.
"Relax, I have a plan." Carol says with an evil look in her face.
"Wait, what about Bubsy?" Dr. Ver asks "I think we should set him free!"
Carol looks at Ver like if he is an idiot and Bubsy merely goes into a dramatic speech with hammy gesturing, posing, and sad piano music to match. "Do not worry about me I am but a two bit criminal A mere druggie, a washout, a loser, a..." Suddenly a Mook sets him free in the middle of his rant much to his amazement. "What... did you do...?"
"We set you free." Dr. Ver answered "Now join us in our vaguely defined evil scheme towards galactic domination BWAHAHAHAHAAA!"
"What?!" Bubsy yells out incredulous of his situation.
"There is no time sirs. The knockout pulse we used on the personnel throughout the station won't be effective forever. We'll be leaving now." The Mook leader explained. "Private Arado please take care of Sir Bubsy."
Private Arado, the Mook who took off Bubsy's collar simply nodded and picked him up by the shoulder like a sack of potatoes much to Bubsy's opposition.
"Hey let go damnit! Let me go!
As the villains escape thru the front door Dr. Ver muses couldn't you just have just bailed us out? Our bail was only 100 moolah each."
Some days later our heroes have been roped into helping both the ZABABA duo and the Hard gay brothers much to Shinn's chagrin but they do need the money and they have nothing better to do after all.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO BLUNT ABOUT IT!" Shinn yells breaking the fourth wall while in the middle of a delivery alongside Stellar. "Mou! Seriously why are we doing this anyway?"
"Because we need the money for docking fees and we really have nothing better to do." Stellar answers to Shinn. "Besides. We agreed to it remember."
"Yeah, yeah..." Shinn answers as we go into a brief flashback to the afternoon after the beginning of the story.
"What do you mean the ports are closed?!" Athrun complains to a port authority robot worker. A one eyed, blocky, medium sized, yellow robot.
"It's protocol sir, in order to ensure that the terrorists do not escape we locked down the port for civilian travel." The robot worker said in a nasally high pitched voice.
"But the terrorists are captured!" Athrun complains.
"Even so they could be getting backup sir. We simply cannot risk it. Please wait until its all over."
Athrun angrily grunts, understanding where the worker is coming from. "At least you can freeze the port fees right?"
"No sir." The robotic worker answered.
We head back to the Radiance as Athrun explains his situation to the others. "And so we are stuck here for the next couple of days."
"Well i'm sure the police can do it." Kira cheerfully said.
"And i'm sure you're a dumbass Ichabod." Shinn snarked back to Kira who just smiles and chuckles taking it as a compliment.
Then as if by plot Kirika and Hard gay 2 show up inside the ship to visit carrying a basket of snacks.
"Hey guys, how are you doing?" Hard gay 2 asked.
"Quite poorly actually, literally. We are stuck here and we need a job to pay for an extended stay." Athrun answered exasperated in his tone.
"Then why don't you do some hard gay helping of our stores?" Hard gay 2 asks to the yelling of multiple NO's from Shinn in the background. While Athrun simply asks how much it pays.
And back to the present time as the duo are delivering parts in a van to a seemingly abandoned building some distance away from the port they are on. Left half built, with junk everywhere and abandoned construction material. It is a rare sight in a space colony where space is always at a premium.
"This is the place right?" Stellar asked Shinn who is fiddling with the google maps app in his cell phone.
"It's supposed to be but this place is a wreck."Shinn answers.
Stellar gleefully turns towards Shinn and says Maybe we'll meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here! Teehee...
"That's New York, Stellar." Shinn comments.
"Onii-chan!" Stellar yells at Shinn as they are assaulted by two Mooks from behind and knocked out cold.
"We actually did it! YES! YES! YES!" The Mook leader said unable to contain his joy as he steps out of the wreckage. "Privates Arado, Seolla, up high!" As the Mook leader asks for a high five and the other two ignore him. "Guys... Dudes..." Distraught he picks up his cell phone and calls the repair shop while Arado and Seolla tie up the duo alongside a few more mooks.
That time at the repair shop. Kirika is minding the counter as she hears the phone ring. "Coming, coming, dess. (picks up the phone) Hello! Welcome to Hard repairs dess. This is Kirika speaking dess.
How may I assist you in this fine day dess.?"
"We have captured two of your friends. Shinn Asuka and Stellar Loussier. If you wish to see them again. Then bring Kira Yamato and Athrun Zala to point 303, and be quick about it." The voice in the telephone said and hung up just as suddenly as he picked up.
After some brief moments of calm. "I see..." The situation sinks in. "DESS! DESS! DESS! DESS! DEESSS!" And Kirika runs off to find the others.
Later on when everyone including the Hard gay brothers have been reunited to discuss the situation...
"DESS! DESS DESS DEEESSSSS! DESS DESS DEEEEEEESSS! DEDEDESSSSS! DESS DESS DEEEEEESSSSSS! DESU."
"Kiri-chan says that Shinn and Stellar have been kidnapped and are being held in point 303 where they were supposed to send the parts." Shirabe translated for life partner. "Also Kiri-chan calm down and use basic. Okay Kiri-chan?"
"Dess..." Kirika breathes in and out calming down and begins speaking normally. "I'm alright Shirabe."
"How can you be so sure it isn't a prank? For all we know Shinn is just goofing off." Athrun commented.
"Don't be so mean Athrun." Kira said in defense of Shinn.
"I'm not Kira, its just that Shinn could be drinking or something." Athrun says defensively. "By the way, where is point 303 located?"
"Did you say 303?" Hard gay 1 said in shock.
Hard gay 2 said "The abandoned construction site? Why would anyone order parts from there?"
As everyone looks at Kirika who was in charge of the phone all this time she panics again. "DESS! DESS DESS DESS DEEEESSSSS!" Well aware of how horribly she messed up.
"Quickly to the gay van!" Hard gay 1 yells out as the group bolts out the door. Ignoring a girl in a black hooded coat with a bag passing thru. As well as a group of villains hiding in the shadows nearby.
"I told you this would work!" Carol gleefully gloated while rubbing her hands and chuckling. "Days of preparations, intelligence gathering and planning all comes down to this. Doctor, Bubsy, Mook, let's go."
"Sweet merciful Jesus somebody save me!" Bubsy screams as he is carried off by the Mook following Carol and Ver.
And thus we head back to point 303 where our heroes get off the gay van and begin to investigate the area. The area is eerily quiet and seemingly perfect for an ambush. But oddly enough nothing of the sort happens. Its as if the place was abandoned. Thirty minutes later Hard gay 1 finds Shinn and Stellar unconscious and trapped in a corner in the third floor of the building. After waking up and untying the duo he calls the rest of the group to where he is located.
"I can't believe I was saved by you of all people." Shinn complains. "And no I am not getting hard gay with you EVER." He says with ample vitriol.
As everyone reunited outside the questions began to pile up.
"So what happened?" asked Athrun.
"Those goons from the other day jumped us both. When we woke up Hard gay was there." Shinn answered.
"And why didn't you fight them off?" Athrun annoyed at the duos sloppiness at dealing with the situation which only earns some awkward chuckles and anime sweat drops from Shinn and Stellar. "Well at least it didn't escalate into anything serious. Athrun comments as he begins to search Shinn for any bugs. "Kirika, Shirabe, can you help me with Stellar?"
Our heroes return home and as night comes to the colony and they return to their ship the Radiance only to find it...
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKING SHIP?!"Athrun yells as he finds its front pelted with eggs and its entrance hatch tagged with a message.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU FOUR AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Carol Malus Dienheim.
P.S. YOU LOVE COCKS, LOL.
As Athrun goes into a spectacular rage fit. "That little brat! I'm gonna tan her hide!" Everyone else only looks on when the girl in the black coat appears.
"Did I catch you at a bad time?" The girl asked Kira.
"Don't worry Athrun will be alright." Kira answers.
"Good because I need your help." The girl takes off her hood revealing a face with blue eyes and blue short hair with a part of it being held up by a pair of yellow hairclips. "I'm Sayaka Miki and I need your help."
To be continued...
Zakostation
We find ourselves inside a newsroom with cameras rolling two people behind the news anchor desk the one the left is SD Zako a small and squat olive green robot with a plate shaped head with a spike on top and a pink cyclopsian mono-eye. And the one on the right is Aliastheabnormal, the author of this series and a green and black Classic Megaman recolor with goggles and a Z-saber on his on the wall to the right is a giant monitor.
"Greetings, welcome to Zakostation! I'm your host SD Zako and this is." Zako said eagerly
"Aliastheabnormal, nice to see you all after so long!" Alias said excitedly.
"So this is the reboot of ZAFT of the radiance huh Alias?"
"Indeed SD, after years of trying and failing to make it big independently i'm back here where it all began." Alias goes into a bout of depression.
Zako tries to cheer him up with. "Cheer up! I'm sure that your fans will appreciate your return after so long.
"Don't make me laugh, I know they went somewhere else. This whole thing is a fucking chore. I wanna sleep, watch anime, or play videogames. I'm out, later days. And Alias teleports away into the sky above in a flash of green energy leaving Zako flabbergasted and hanging.
Zako then continues the show with "Err... Anyhoo... Next episode, The mysterious girl takes our heroes to a mysterious manor where they face off against a mysterious foe to obtain a mysterious power.
Radiant ZAFT GX episode 3 Mysterious Tails doll. Its going to be very mysterious.