Crash Twinsanity – the Full Uncut Edition
Welcome folks to the next part of Crash Twinsanity with its unseen content. Last time Crash had defeated Dr. Neo Cortex and Mecha-Bandicoot, however due to a fiery blast from the robot hitting Cortex on his hover board and, in turn ends up knocking into the bandicoot and the two fell down into a cavern. Just a little note; the following hasn't really changed much from the original game, I hope you still find it enjoyable however, especially those Crash Bandicoot fans who haven't played Crash Twinsanity.
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Playable: Crash/Rollerbrawl, Crash, Crash & Cortex
Once again Crash Bandicoot, related characters and the game; "Crash Twinsanity" are owned by Universal Games, Travellers Tales and Activision.
Chapter 2: Cavern Crystal Craze (Cavern Catastrophe)
Now deep in the underground cavern of N. Sanity Island, Cortex is fuming at Crash for ruining his plans again. He tries to contain his anger, but he can't hold it in and he charges towards Crash, tackles him and the two turn into the Rollerbrawl – a chaotic ball of fists and fury, tumbling down a cave.
The fighting pair carefully traverse their way through the cavern, all the while battling of course with Crash mostly gaining the upper hand, however Neo is sometimes able to spank Crash.
"Naughty dog! Naughty dog!" He remarked.
Because it's underground the gigantic cavern itself is very dark and mysterious, the only source of light being illuminated by fairly large crystals and pools of green liquid in the near-distance, and yet the place still has that good old N. Sanity Island vibe – massive ancient tribal faces and statues of totem gods are situated in the pitch black cave. The N. Sanity Lava Caves are also near the area.
Eventually, after beating each other to a pulp, Crash and Cortex break apart in a wide open area. Cortex lands on the ground in front of one of his favourite things in life.
"Well, well… a Power Crystal." The eager villain grabs it and clutches it in his arms, grinning maliciously.
Suddenly the ground starts to shake. Then a giant drill-like vehicle popped out from underneath. Neo went up into the air, stuck to the top of the drill. Crash watched as the middle section opened up and four ramps with green buttons were now on the surface. Then an armada of strange blue ant-like robots started coming out of the four doors on the mysterious machine. They then begun taking wumpa fruit crates into the drill for unknown reasons, while others, armed with a futuristic laser sword stood guard at the four buttons.
Crash perceives them as a threat and body slams the buttons in order to close the doors while fighting off the androids that try and stop him.
He shuts the doors and the drill disappears underground again, while the rest of the strangers vanished. Cortex lands from above. He happily holds his crystal in victory.
"Yes! The crystal is mine!" He declares with glee, gripping the crystal aloft his head. However Crash is hypnotised by the beautiful crystal and attempts to reach for it, but the doctor jumps back with a shriek.
"Keep back you weak-minded fool. Avert your gaze, or you'll go crystal crazy!" He said gesturing to his eye while wiggling his eyebrow humorously. This didn't work however, and Crash spun into Cortex, locking the two together.
While joined together, the reluctant duo moves up a wooden lift spinning against big gears. Then at the top Cortex offers Crash a piece of advice.
"Throw me over there. Trust me… we're pals right?"
Indeed the bandicoot throws him over to other the other platform so the doctor can activate a lever to make a bridge for Crash to cross over.
After another short Rollerbrawl sequence, and hitting crystals in order to proceed, Crash and Cortex come across the giant drill from before that chases them up to the surface where Cortex teleports the rest of the way out.
Crash follows the way he went and comes out on the south-east side of N. Sanity Island. He finds Cortex, who is admiring himself and starts to look himself over with Neo impatiently tapping his foot.
Their attention is drawn to a literal fly in the sky which unzips and two birds come out of it.
"Phew! That feels good… I was bursting in there!" They float over to Crash and Cortex.
"Cower you fools for the awesome might of… the Evil Twins."
The Evil Twins are pale green in colour with orange beaks and they both wear protective suits with clear helmets and stand on a flying saucer to make themselves appear more powerful. Cortex is not threatened in the slightest.
"Aren't you two adorable, let me see… I might have some chocky treats here for you." Cortex searched his back pocket.
"Chocky treats! Ooh, ooh!" One of them got excited but the other stopped him.
"We've some good news and some bad."
"The bad news; we're going to destroy your precious islands."
"The good; you won't be around to see it."
Cortex doubts them however.
"How tiresome."
"Oh, you wanna to play mind games? Ok tough guy!" One of the Evil Twins uses his telepathic powers to take Neo's brain out of his ear and grabs hold of it. The mad scientist screams in response. "Let's play mind games." He said with a sinister tone and he chucks Cortex's brain at its owner.
"This is the part where you run away screaming."
Cortex just stands there looking dumbfounded as his mind is empty.
A clock is heard ticking and one of the birds makes a hand movement which finally forces him to scream bloody murder and he runs into the distance (Still carrying his brain.) with the Evil Twins mocking him.
"Go on, run!"
"Catch ya later Brainiac!"
Crash heads the way Cortex went to find him.
End of Chapter Two. Next time; Totem Hokum and up against Tikimon.