Super Smash Brothers: Chaos

by Mackerelman

My first story. Chapters are gonna get longer. NEWSFLASH! As of March Ninth, Two Thousand and Eight, I am back! Umm. Make that the Tenth. As of now on the Ninth, Microsoft Word won't work.

4. Chapter 4

Part 4.

Ridley went down to the cafeteria. On his way down, he started hearing a fight. "What on earth..." It was coming from the cafeteria. Then there was a scream. Ridley opened the door and...

""FOOD FIGHT!!!" Mario yelled. Pichu suddenly threw a chicken leg in Ridley's face. "Ahh. That explains it." Ridley noticed the kitchen area and wandered inside. "Hmm. Hmm… THERE WE GO!" He said. "Fruitcake. The ultimate hard food weapon." He went out and looked for Pichu. There the little mouse was. Throwing fruit at Mario. WHAM! "Yess….. Direct hit!!" Pichu was now on the floor, having been replaced by the fruitcake. "Hmm… Now I need some dutch cheeses to make a Home-Run Bat out of and…" WHAP! "Ok. Apples. Very. Very. Painful."

BAM!!!!

Master hand had just hit the floor, and was trying to get attention. "CEASE AND DECIST!" Everyone halted. "now, continue your meal in peace." Everyone moved back to their seats and finished their food. "Well", Ridley thought "it sure is good roast beef.".

Ridley walked up to his room, and started looking at data he had cataloged over the years. He had memorized all of it. Where were his roommates? "Oh well. They will be here soon.".