Just giving a shout out to Kaotic 312. The only person who ever reviews me and gives me such fun things to think about.
I don't own Naruto.
"I'm bored." Kiba whined.
"So go home." Ino offered.
"Both of you need to shut up." Sasuke growled.
"Man, he's touchy." TenTen whispered.
"You have NO idea." Sakura stated.
"This is so... beautiful." Kakashi murmured.
"Zzzzz..." from Lee
"You could go get us something to eat." Shino intoned.
"It's late. Nothings open." Kiba looked around and groused. "Why not let Shikamaru do it?"
"He's busy." Ino stated casually as she ran her fingers through the shadow-nin's unbound hair.
"He's going to be busy for a while." TenTen added. He hands running circles over the same young mans back and shoulders.
"Besides," Sakura continued as she slid a hand between Shikamaru's thighs, pressing her nails inward. He squeaked and reared a little but settled down at her gentle press on his bottom. "I think he likes it here."
Shikamaru, being stretched out over the girls laps in peaceful bliss, wasn't inclined to answer or disagree.
"Fine." Kiba pouted and stretched his legs out over the large futon he'd decided he was using until someone came up with a better use for it.
The fifth Kyuubi Dreams movie was rolling as Naruto and an unmasked Kankuro now seemed to be a tag team going around the country seducing and sometime kidnapping beautiful young women. A fair haired young man with plenty of muscle to spare was the hero of this film and was set against the two despots in a thrilling chase to save the kingdom. It wasn't lost on anyone that Sasuke, who claimed to be picking up "information" from the film, seemed to be wrapped into the story. His hands and legs twitching every so often as the story progressed and occasionally asking Kakashi murmured questions about the movies he'd missed.
Shikamaru stretched more fully over the laps of the kunoichi who were lavishing him with attention. All he'd said was he was tired and wanted to lay down. The next thing he'd known his head was in Ino's lap and his body spread face down over the other two girls. He'd had a moments panic, thinking of Naruto spread on the floor and trapped under their attentions, then they'd started rubbing sore muscles and massaging his scalp and he couldn't think of any reason to tell them to stop. Every once in a while fingers would press between his lips, skin would meet skin under his net shirt or a warm hand would slide across his inner thigh to lightly touch more private things. If they wanted to cope a feel that was fine. He's was enjoying his lazy repose.
All was silent for some time until the sound of keys in the lock turned everyone's head to the hall. Choji peeked out of the kitchen, a jar of mustard in one hand and a knife in the other. The door opened then closed and footsteps sounded. The bedroom door opened. There was a thud and a shifting of material. Two more thuds. More shifting. Then the door closed and the footstep were heard coming closer.
"Choji? You still here? If you're doing that barbecue girl on my couch again I'll..."
Genma stopped in the opening to his living space in nothing but his navy boxers and stared at the group lounging around the room. His eyes wandered over Shikamaru face down in Ino, TenTen, and Sakura's lap with his eyes closed and a lazy smile on his face. Kiba with his feet bare and propped on the futon. Choji waving from the kitchen. Kakashi and the Uchiha guy engrossed in the movie playing. And Shino, at leas the was pretty sure it was Shino, sitting back on the small chair with his arms crossed.
"A party? And I wasn't invited?" He asked.
"You were on a mission." Choji said from the door and moved back into the kitchen.
"So whats..."
He looked next to Kakashi. He's seen Kiba's dog laying there but only just realized there was someone under him. He moved closer to find a snoring Lee with what looked like a tub sock in his mouth. He glanced back at Kiba's bare feet and shuddered.
"That's just wrong." And proceeded to pull the sock from Lee's mouth.
The moment it was free the smell hit him full in the face, along with a loud snore from Lee.
"If someone doesn't shut him up, I'm going to!" Growled Sasuke as he fiddled with the volume control.
Genma shook his head and glared around the room, sure there was some damage somewhere. Choji was usually pretty reliable but these miscreants couldn't be trust. But his scan showed nothing out of the ordinary other than a mat rolled out on the floor and a lumpy sheet that was shifting slightly... He moved to the wriggling sheet.
"You have GOT to be kidding me." He put his hand to his face and wiped from forehead to chin.
"What?" Kiba called from the couch. "They were beat. I mean, they were at it for four movies. That's what? Nearly 8 hours. I didn't know Hinata had it in her."
The girl in question was wiggling slightly in her sleep, a huge smile plastered over her delicate features. Naruto was face down on the mat, completely unmoving except for the rise and fall of his back as he breathed.
Genma sighed. "Is this your sock, Inuzuka?" He threw it at the stunned boy. "Get you're nasty feet off my furniture."
"My feet do NOT STINK!" Kiba yelled.
"Shhhh," and "Quiet!" came from Kakashi and Sasuke.
"Fine. Think what you like." Genma turned back to the blond and purple-haired shinobi sleeping on the mat. He had to admit, they looked cute like that.
"I don't want to turn over. I'm fine like this." Shikamaru's voice penetrated his thoughts and he looked over his shoulder to see Ino and TenTen trying to roll the shadow wielder.
"Yes you do." Said TenTen and nudged Sakura who'd be looking at Sasuke as if he'd grown another head.
"Wha... oh yeah." She tipped his legs and the Nara was rolled to his back.
Genma shook his head as the lazy shinobi groaned and complained and the girls shifted him once more into their laps. He walked over and dropped into the chair next to Shino. Kiba was now lifting his feet off the futon and Choji had resumed his place in the chair in front of the screen. Genma chanced a look toward the screen only to stop when he thought he saw tear tracks running down Sasuke's face. Than couldn't be right.
"What you the two of you watching?" Genma asked as he turned around in his seat to get a better look.
He missed Shino checking out his ass but got a full view of Naruto's as he stepped into view of the camera.
"Oh hell, where did you get this?" He blinked at the shifting light of the fire on screen as Naruto's figure passed through it unharmed to reach the fiery redhead chained on the other side.
"It was at Asuma's place. Must of gotten mixed up in the other cases. These weren't the one's we picked up." Shikamaru slurred as the girls started rubbing muscles and tendons from the front.
"These? How many do you have?" Genma inquired nervously.
Everyone looked at him suspiciously, except Shino who was now checking out his pecks.
"We have nine. Since they seem to be something to do with the tailed demons we figured nine was it." Shikamaru explained still sounding drugged.
Genma dropped his head in his hands and and started to laugh. His shoulders shaking. Shino whimpered.
"Is something wrong?" Sakura asked, suspicious again that they had stumbled onto something they weren't suppose to have. All of them knew now about the nine-tails and Naruto but some didn't always put two and two together.
Genma lifted his head and looked back over the room.
"No. Just make sure the Hokage doesn't find out you have these. She ban them a year or so back. The ANBU have been hiding their copies. They used to through parties just to watch them."
"But why did Tsunade have them ban? I mean, sure it's Naruto but these things are like full length motion pictures. NC-17 maybe but movies none the less." Sakura gripped Shikamaru's leg tightly and he groaned.
Genma leaned back and tossed his arms over the back of the small futon, brushing Shino's shoulders as he did.
"Well, the thing is, this director liked to recruit from outside the business so to speak. The girls are mostly professionals in this field but the guys... well, take Naruto for instance. That first film was probably shot the day after he became legal." He looked over his shoulder at the screen again. "And I'm sure you've seen a few other familiar faces."
"We saw Kankuro." Ino said.
"Don't remind me." Shikamaru groaned.
"Well," Genma grinned. "Brace yourselves."
He looked back to the screen as the next shot panned out. Another man had entered the fray. Another hero. They all watched as he made his way forward into the battle to steal way the helpless maiden and mount his horse. Everyone stared transfixed at the site of Iruka gliding alone on a pale gray horse, the woman he'd just rescued wrapped into in lap and around his chest. The horse slowed and the woman rolled to toss one smooth pink leg over Iruka's other hip to straddle him. He loosed the reins and took her in his arms for a searing kiss that seemed to help smooth her gown from her breast, where Iruka moved his mouth and latched on.
"I don't think I'll ever be able to look Iruka sensei in the eye again." Sakura muttered.
"All depends on which eye you're talking about." Ino breathed.
Genma moved his arm across the back of the seat, again bumping Shino.
"That's not the last of them. Number nine is full of people you all know and love doing things no one wants to admit are humanly possible.
"Are you in it?" Shino asked almost casually.
"Actually, no." There was a collective "awe" from the group and many sad faces. Genma grinned at TenTen. "But if you want to see that bad, I'll show you."
"You're not gay?" TenTen asked, confused.
Genma blinked a few times before bending forward in gales of laughter. When he'd regained air enough to speak, he addressed the whole group.
"What made you think I was gay?"
Everyone looked cut their eyes to Shino then looked away. Genma grinned and pretended he didn't notice.
"I'm not gay. I'm sure if you asked Asuma he could tell you a few hair raising stories."
Genma looked over at the two sleeping on the mat then at poor Lee under Kiba's dog.
"Alright, Kiba." Genma stood and started for Lee. "Call off your friend. Shino, come give me a hand with Lee. We're putting him in my room before someone kills him." He lifted the other offending sock and chucked it at Kiba.
Shino stood and helped lift the sleeping green man off the floor. He smelled like wet dog and Shino held his breath as they moved him out of the room and into the unseen bedroom down the hall. The door closed on Shikamaru's high pitched yip. No doubt one of the girls had gotten over friendly.
"Lets get him to the bed." Genma grunted.
They maneuvered him into the bed and left him laying on the comforter. Shino noted it was an actual bed with four posts off the floor. When Lee was tucked under a spare blanket and the lights turned low, Shino moved for the door only to be stopped by Genma's call.
"Come over here. I could use you're help."
Shino watched as Genma reached into a small wooden box on the shelf and popped a senbon in his mouth. Shino followed him into an adjoining room which turned out to be a bathroom. The room was large enough for three and he stayed back just a little to give the older man room to move. He'd noticed the deep scratches in several places over he back. Assuming the senbon user needed a hand tending his wounds he spoke up.
"Sakura could heal those for you. If you'd like I'll go and get her?"
Genma looked over his shoulder with a raised brow. The senbon dancing between his lips. Shino followed the movement with his eyes, licked his lips and swallowed hard. All the while thanking his high collar shirt and hood for hiding his face.
"These as just scratches. They'll be fine in a couple of days." Genma reached for the waist band of his boxers as he pulled open the doors to the shower. "What makes you think I'm gay, Shino?"
Genma dropped his boxers. Shino dropped his jaw.
"Uh..." Shino grunted stunned.
"Not the answer I was looking for." Genma grabbed the towel off the rack and placed it over his front doing nothing to hide the back.
"Uh..." Shino continued.
Genma nodded sagely. "Yeah. That's what I thought."
Shino had back himself into a corner. Genma's hips peeked from the sides of the towel and it was hard to leave them to look the man in the eye.
"It's just that you spend so much time with... and you talk about women but we never see you with... and..."
Genma held up a hand and shook his head.
"I spend to with those men because they are my comrades and friends. You don't see me out with women a lot because they usually spend the date in the bed on the other side of that door. And I'm sorry to tell you this, Shino, but your not fooling anyone. Anko saw you and the farmers boy a couple of months ago out in the woods. You should probably work on the screaming. It can get to be a problem on missions."
Shino was beet red and shaking by the time Genma finished. He watched, his heart pounding with humiliation, as the jonin turned once more to start the water in the shower. Bowing his head so he couldn't look at the rock hard backside in front of him, he turned and reached for the door.
"Oh, and one more thing, Shino." Genma called.
Shino turned his head seconds before the high whistle that signaled a thrown object met his ears. Air passed over his forehead and a thunk pulled the hood of his coat off of his head. He had a moment to wonder just how upset Genma was and call for the kakai when the zipper front of his coat was lowered and his glasses were tossed into the sink.
"You have nice eyes." Genma said
And then he kissed him.
Not my best work but I hope you like it. If you've read this far please review.