Yeah! Another review! Thanks to The Once and Forever, glad you've kept with it throughout and to Kaotic 312 yet again. And don't worry, Love. All will be reveal in due time.

I'd found a friend and fellow lover of the fine arts in Sasuke. He'd never seemed all that interested in things like romance and love, but watching him watch these glorious films I began to see a whole new side to Sasuke Uchiha. I'd lost track of the others as I reveled in Sasuke's newfound interest and these clearly well thought out epic movies. But Genma was home so I was sure...

(and again with the flashback)

"Uh, Sakura, what are you doing?" Shikamaru's voice shook a little.

He was still stretched between Ino and Sakura, TenTen having gotten up to go to the bathroom.

"Just helping you get comfortable." Sakura replied lightly as she lowered the zipper on his pants.

Ino poked at the netting of his shirt with a kunai.

"Yeah. You said you just wanted to lay back and relax." The tip of the weapon snapped a few threads. "We're only trying to help."

With that he opened his eyes to see that he was actually being undress. Moments to make a decision.

"I have a girlfriend. She won't like it if you molest me and she finds out." He explained.

"Then I guess she won't find out." Ino replied as she moved the kunai over another set of threads directly over his heart.

Shikamaru swallowed visibly. Ino and Sakura gave him viciously delighted grins.

Choji stopped munching on chips long enough to take in Shikamaru's predicament and dismiss it. If he didn't want to tell them Temari and he were dating, he could suffer the consequences. His eyes left his friend to see Kiba sitting on the futon. The dog-nin looked somewhere between mesmerized and sick.

"What's up, Kiba?" He asked as he started in on his bag of chips again.

"Shino... Shino's... He's..." Kiba mumbled.

"What?" Choji looked at the spot on the wall Kiba seemed to be staring at. "What about him? He's probably watching Lee so he doesn't have to watch this." He pointed to Shikamaru's now nearly undressed lower half.

"You know. Now that I think about it. Genma has been in the shower a while. You don't think he needs help do you?" Sakura asked as she gripped Shikamaru's shorts.

A shout came from the other side of the wall. Everyone looked up, except Kakashi and Sasuke, as the sound repeated itself then died away.

"What was that?" Ino asked, he hands stilling over Shikamaru's chest.

"Sounds like someone's having a good time. Oh, I ache." Naruto said from the blankets on the other side of the room.

Thud...

Ino turned to look at Kiba on the floor. "What just happened?"

The door to the bedroom opened and TenTen came around the corner to grab Ino, pulling her to the bedroom and dropping Shikamaru's head on the floor.

"Ow!" He cried

The bedroom door shut at their backs but not before TenTen could be heard saying, "You have to see this."

There was a muffled thud on the other side of the wall. All was quiet for a moment, then moans and grunts began to issue from the plaster.

"Do they have to be so loud?" Sasuke complained and stood to fiddle with the volume on the screen.

"Mmmm, what's going on?" Hinata asked as she lifted to her elbow and blinked sleepily. "Why is Kiba on the floor?"

"Someone's knocking it out in the shower." Naruto informed her.

"Who?" She asked as she crawled closer to cuddle up with the golden shinobi.

"Well, Lee, Ino, TenTen, Shino and Genma are all in there." Shikamaru explained as he tried to rub his head and fend off Sakura's hands at the same time. "TenTen was wearing cloths when she came out and grabbed Ino so... will you let go of that! It's not a toy!"

Sakura turned her eyes to him. "Say's who?"

Then the bedroom door burst open again and Ino slid to a halt in front of the pink-haired kunoichi. She grabbed her arm and pulled, tossing Shikamaru completely to the floor as she dragged the young woman back to the bedroom. The door shutting behind them.

"Oh, thank the Hokage!" Shikamaru cried as he righted his cloths and put Choji between himself and the bedroom.

"Damn you are so TIGHT!" came through the walls and everyone stopped.

"Well, I guess Genma's getting his, but with who?" Naruto asked.

There was another series of loud thumps and a lot of moaning. Then a very, very loud scream.

"That sounded like Shino." Hinata said from her perch on Naruto's lap.

"That's IT!" cried Sasuke and he paused the movie and walked down the hall.

The door to the bedroom opened and closed. The the bathroom door open. There were was some thumping around.

"Sasuke! What are you doing?" Ino cried from behind the wall.

There was a scratching sound then Genma's voice.

"Looks like we have company." He said teasingly and Shino cried out again.

A moments silence then Sasuke's voice.

"You two keep it down! I'm trying to watch a movie! I can't hear it over your big mouths!"

There was the sound of scratching and the bathroom down closing, then the bedroom door opened and Sasuke walked out. He shut the door and walked back to his seat, picked up the remote and started watching again. There was a barely audible cry from the wall then the noise of the shower covered all but the loudest of the shrieking.

"That was..." Choji started only to stop as the bedroom door open and Lee stepped from the hall rubbing his eyes.

He looked around the room and smiled then frowned and looked around again.

"Where is Neji?" The green man asked.

Everyone looked confused for a moment then Shikamaru stood.

"He went to check the door a couple of hours ago and never came back." The shadow-nin looked over his shoulder at Kakashi and Sasuke. No. Those two weren't going anywhere.

"I'm going to look for him. I'll be back before an hour." Shikamaru continued as he pulled on his boots.

"Want some company?" Choji asked.

"Nah. I got this. You watch these guys."

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Elsewhere in Konoha

Neji slipped quietly from the bed and dropped to the floor. His pants were down here somewhere. He didn't care if he got the rest back as long as his ass was not bare when he walked out. The woman shifted and he looked back wide-eyed. Then again, naked didn't seem like too much of a problem. But he found his pants as he slid to the door and quietly pulled them up, tying the strings in a knot to save time. The lock slid noisily and he cringed as he waited for the woman to wake. When she didn't he beat a haste retreat, leaving the door slightly ajar in his wake.

He dropped when he'd made it to the mouth of the alley and simply breathed in the air. Every muscle hurt, his backside felt like he'd sat on a furnace, and he couldn't figure out how to get the damn cock ring off so he was stuck at constant attention and in constant discomfort. Even his hair hurt as he ran his fingers through it and slowly slid up the wall. He needed to get farther away. Back to the apartment and his teammates. Back to ask Naruto what the hell was going on.

"Neji?" Shikamaru's voice penetrated his aching skull. "Neji. What are you doing out here... in nothing but your pants?"

Neji looked up into the other mans face and he considered begging for aid or possibly simply falling at his feet and crying, but decided instead to wipe all expression but innocence from his face.

"It was a nice night for a walk." He stated simply.

"Well, walk back to the apartment. Lee woke up and started looking for you and... well, lets just say some things have happened since you left."

Neji winced for a moment then asked in a shallow voice.

"They're not still... you know... are they?"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes and pulled on Neji's arm.

"No. They finished up right after you left. They were just waking up when I came to get you." When Neji didn't move he stopped pulling causing Neji to drop to his ass on the ground.

"Oooowwww!" The Hyuuga cried before he could stop himself.

Shikamaru hurriedly bent to him and started looking him over. There weren't really any major problems that he could see. Except for the bruising on the wrists and the red splotches on his... the shadow-nin raised a single brow and helped Neji stand.

"Just a walk was it?"

"Shut up, Nara." Neji groused as he limped off in the direction of the apartment.

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Genma's place

"But he said he was straight." Sakura mumbled for the fourth time since the girls had been kicked out of the bathroom.

"No. He said he wasn't gay." Ino told her yet again.

"But..." Sakura looked up stunned.

"He's bi, forehead. Bi. You know. Bisexual. Likes both. You following?" Ino explained sarcastically.

"That was by far the hottest thing I have ever seen." TenTen looked back at Naruto and Hinata, lounging in the corner in each others arms. "No offense. You two were great and all but..."

"I know." Naruto replied. "It's a girl thing. Anko had the same problem with the guys since she did mostly girl on girl scenes."

All three girls blinked.

"Exactly who else has been in these movies?" Choji asked curiously.

Before the blond could answer the door opened and Shikamaru walked in with a near naked Neji limping behind him.

"What the hell happened to you?" Kiba asked as he picked himself up off the floor.

Neji didn't answer. He simply moved to the large futon and dropped down on it. His eyes closed briefly then he frowned and looked down as he lifted his leg up sightly.

"What's wrong?" Hinata asked, taking in all the bites and bruises on his neck and chest.

Again, he didn't answer. Slowly his face paled and jumped up from the futon and made a mad dash for the bathroom. Kiba watched his retreating back as Shikamaru came to investigate the futon.

"What was all that about?" TenTen asked as she moved closer to Shikamaru.

"Don't know but he was looking a little green." Naruto replied.

The sounds of retching could heard over the fall of the shower and the occasional moans there.

"I think I found the culprit." Shikamaru spoke into the silence.

TenTen and Kiba leaned down the see a spot on the futon. Nearly invisible in the dark cloth but starting to show as it dried.

"Oh man! Genma's gonna be pissed. Did that with the barbecue girl and got the cushions really wet. He said if I did it again he'd send my dad the cleaning bill." Choji informed the group.

"You mean thats..." TenTen said nose wrinkling.

"Yep." Shikamaru answered.

"I didn't notice it and I've been sitting there the whole time." Kiba interjected.

"That doesn't surprise anyone." Ino commented.

"Well, if he's having a problem with... that," Hinata started. "How's he going to handle what he's in the bathroom with?"

They all turned their heads to the hall as the fifth movie credits began to roll.

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