Sorry for the hold up. But I have two stories and a two year old going over here. Enjoy and sorry to anyone who doesn't like the pairings. I'm weird, so sue me.

Shino pressed his back to the shower wall and tried to hold himself up on his shaking legs. He was sore and tired and it felt so good he wasn't sure he shouldn't just die on the spot. Warm air washed over his lips moment before he was kissed again by the well toned brunette he'd just spent the last hour in absolute bliss with. He'd never thought the senbon to be a very useful weapon but oh how this man had made use of his.

"You want to go again?" Genma asked against his lips.

"Don't… think I can… stand." Shino replied between breaths.

Genma smiled lightly and brushed a kiss to his temple. I very soft gesture for a man who was known for his lack of sensitivity.

"Sore?" He asked.

"A little." Shino replied softly.

"Not used to such rough treatment, eh?" Genma asked with a self-deprecating smile.

"Give me… an hour." Shino said with false strength. No way was he going to be ready again in an hour. Maybe a year.

"No. I think you're done tonight." Genma replied. "But don't think I won't take you up on the offer some other time."

Shino whimpered again as Genma pulled two towels from the wall and wrapped one around Shino's waist. He pulled the door to the shower open to see Neji Hyuuga puking his guts out in the toilet.

"Not the way I wanted to end this." Genma muttered as he peered down at an obviously mind numbed Neji.

"How were you going to end it?" Shino asked as he realized there was nothing they could do for the white-eyed man that wouldn't make him worse off than he already was.

Genma looked confused for a moment.

"Don't you think we should help your friend out?"

"He's homophobic." Shino said without a trace of doubt.

"Oh." Genma tugged on Shino's arm. "In that case…"

He pulled them into the bedroom and shut the bathroom door behind them. The room still had the soft glow of low light but Lee was no longer in the bed. Genma sighed as he looked at it but didn't make a second offer.

"I was going to ask you what this is?"

The senbon chewer reached out and ran a finger down a small line of quivering skin. When he moved it to a still spot the quivering seemed to follow.

"Everywhere I touch you it moves."

"It's the kakai. They sense your chakra." Shino shivered a little under the light touch.

"They feel like little fingers moving against my hand." Genma continued as he spread his hand over Shino's abdomen and watched the small bugs move to it under the skin.

"Feels that way from the inside too." Shino admitted. "You get used to it but sometimes…"

"It's amazing. And I've seen some pretty amazing stuff in my time." Genma moved his hand from on side to the other. His hand only lightly grazing the skin.

"Uh, Genma?" Shino started but the rest of his was speaking for him as his towel started to tent at an alarming rate.

Genma's grin was pure sin as she look from Shino's new interest to his face.

"Guess you've got a little left in you after all." He murmured.

Shino's eyes widened and Genma chuckled.

"Don't worry. I had something a lot less… intrusive in mind."

He pulled Shino down to the bed and drew them both back into it.

"You really do have nice eyes." He commented as he kissed the bug-nin once again.

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"Well, I don't hear a scream of sheer terror so he must be alright." TenTen said as she plopped down next to Choji and reached into his bag of chips.

"Hey!" The larger man said and pulled the bag closer to his chest. "Get your own."

"Stingy." TenTen muttered as she stood and headed for the kitchen.

"What do you think happened to him?" Hinata asked from her resting place in Naruto's lap. Her cheek rubbed back and forth on his thighs.

The blond was turning several shades of red and attempting to get the purple haired girl to still her movements. All to no avail.

"Don't know but I'm sure we'll find out when he gets back." Shikamaru replied.

"How do you figure that?" Sakura asked having decided to let go of the 'Genma is bi' issue for the moment.

"Because he has more hickey's than a whore on payday and he can barely sit. I want to know who got him." Shikamaru said with real interest.

Hinata looked astonished and horrified as she stopped moving in Naruto's lap.

"What do you mean, who got him? What do you think happened to him?"

Naruto patted her head and sighed.

"He means he's been having a good time. Or at least having sex. Whether it was good or not is another story."

Hinata sucked in a breath and the others turned to her in concern.

"Is something wrong, Hinata?" Ino asked as the purple-haired kunoichi went from red to white.

She nodded. "Neji's a virgin."

Sake went flying into the room from the kitchen as TenTen coughed and sputtered.

thud…

"Say that again." Shikamaru looked stunned.

"He's a virgin. Well, he was anyway." She stated again.

Lee looked back at them from the movie, having been caught up in an action scene.

"You know he says he's never getting married or having children because of the curse seal. Well, he figured he might as well not do any of it. That way he wouldn't be tempted." She explained reasonably.

Everyone let her words soak in for a moment as TenTen came out with a dishtowel and started mopping up the sake off the floor.

"Makes perfect sense to me." Choji said around another mouthful of chips.

Sakura and Ino rolled their eyes.

"But… Neji gets all the girls." Lee said with some astonishment. "His fan club is so big they have to send the mail to two different addresses."

"Well, just because the girls want him doesn't mean he wants them." Hinata said tartly, defending the honor of her cousin.

"But if that's the case… who got him tonight, because I'm telling you, he had sex and it was rough." Shikamaru stated firmly.

"Well, we know he disappeared. What was he doing? Where was he when you found him?" Sakura asked.

"Well, he answered the door while these two were busy. When I went out to find him he was at the open mouth of an alley a few blocks south. Look abandoned. I don't know why he was there." Shikamaru offered.

Naruto paled. His honey warm skin going sickly jaundice.

"Where exactly did you say it was?" The blond asked barely above a whisper.

"Across from the sweet stand a few blocks south. Big building. I don't think I've ever seen anyone use it." Shikamaru explained.

"Oh no. No. That is so not the way a virgin needs to… oh wow… so not good." Naruto babbled as he started standing just as Kiba was waking.

"For the love of… Put on some pants man! Hide your shame!" Kiba cried as he got a good look at close range of Naruto's goods.

Naruto ignored him, moving instead to pick up his frog boxers and head from the bedroom.

"Naruto! What's wrong?" Sakura called.

"I have to talk to Neji! Maybe they have a support group for this sort of thing! Sure. Virgins get snatched by Sadistic sex fiends all the time right?"

"Oh. That doesn't sound good at all." Lee said weakly.

"No it doesn't." Ino replied.

"DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER KNOCK!" Genma screamed as Naruto opened the door.

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