I'm so sorry I haven't updated for… a while. School is catching up with me so it's hard to write.

Sahara: YAY! THIRD CHAPPIE! 'hops up and down with Nina'

Nina: YAY! MORE REVIEWS! 'hops up and down with Sahara'

Sesshomaru: 'sighs' What to do...

Sahara: What's the matter with you?

Sesshomaru: HUH! Nothing, nothing!

Kairi: 'runs in excitedly' I HAVE NEWS! 'screams happily'

Sesshomaru: NO! 'runs to Kairi and covers mouth' No can't you tell them later?

Kairi: NO! IT'S IMPORTANT!

Sesshomaru: LATER!

Kairi: I-

Sesshomaru: NO! 'tapes mouth shut with scotch'

Kairi: 'muffled screams'

Sahara: Sesshy don't be so mean. Tell us!

Sesshomaru: 'sighs then untapes Kairi'

Kairi: I'M PREGNANT! 'hops up and down wildly with Sahara, Kagome, Amanda, Nina, and Sango'

Kagome: why didn't he want you to tell?

Kairi: 'whispers to girls' Personally I think Fluffy's the one who's pregnant 'cause he's having more mood swings then I am. 'girl's giggle'

Sesshomaru: 'sighs' I heard that 'rolls eyes' seriously you act like I'm deaf.

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An Invited Trip

Inuyasha picked up the phone and dialed 7 numbers. The answering machine picked.

"Hi, this is Kikyo... please leave a message." Inuyasha heard the beep and hung up.

"I don't think she'll ever pick up the phone."

"Girl troubles?" Miroku walked and plopped on the couch.

"Shut up. Do you need to use the phone?"

"Nah. I can't get anyone to answer the phone anymore." He laughed.

"That's because everyone has caller ID. They don't want you to call them. They all know how you act." Inuyasha sighed.

"No duh, but what about you? Yura, Kikyo, Ayaha, Takala, and Kiru- Do you remember them? You are the Tokyo player." Miroku said with knowledge.

"Shut up. I'm only looking for a one-night stand with them." Inuyasha growled.

"Exactly. You find girls who are completely desperate then take advantage of them one... by...one."

"I thought I told you to shut-" He stopped, his ears twitched catching a strange sound. Someone's singing. Who is it though? He asked himself. Suddenly there was a knock on the front door and a girl with blue hair burst in the room. Oh no, not her please.

"OHHHH SESSHOMARU DARLING!" The girl yelled with a French accent. "OH! INUYASHA! HELLO! WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER!"

Inuyasha covered his ears. "Damn woman. Shut up, he isn't here and HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU!" Her eyes filled with tears. Oh geez. She's such a baby AND she's completely clueless. "He's mated!" He told her for the twelfth time that week. Miroku laughed.

"Mated?" She asked. "Since when? Why has no one told me?"

"You have a horrible memory. No one, especially Sesshomaru wanted you to come visit them. AND" He shrugged, "We told you a million times already. AND he's been mated for a month. So stop bothering him!"

"Fine, you big meanie!" She screamed and ran out of the mansion crying.

"You know Inuyasha you should try being nicer toward girls" Miroku stated.

Inuyasha sighed and picked up the phone. He dialed Sesshomaru's cell phone.

::Conversation::

"Hello?" Sesshomaru asked. He was obviously tired because of his voice. It was only 5:00a.m usually he would be awake earlier but Inuyasha suspected that Kairi had woken him up in the middle of the night. She never needed much sleep.

"Yo, Sessh, you're friend came over AGAIN!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Which one."

"Uhhhh... I don't know her name. The one who comes over a lot and doesn't know that you've been mated for a month."

"Oh, her..." He was silent.

"Sessh?" Inuyasha asked.

"Huh? Oh sorry Kairi's running around the house with Rin... I was just watching them."

Sesshomaru answered with a yawn.

"You know. I never thought you would like humans. You barely like me. Why Kairi. She's a half-demon too."

"Because I love her." He yawned again. Inuyasha heard the Sesshomaru get up and Kairi giggling.

"Hey Sessh? Can I ask you something?"

"You just did." Sesshomaru chuckled.

"I'm serious." Inuyasha sighed. Kairi really changed him. He used to be much colder. Now he laughs and smiles. She brought out his emotions instead of letting himbundle them up and throwing them aside to fester in his mind silently. "What is love?" Inuyasha asked quickly.

Sesshomaru got deathly silent. Finally he answered, "Uhhhh... love is when..."

"You don't know, do you? Inuyasha sighed.

"I'm a guy what do you expect."

"Well how are you in love with Kairi if you don't even know what love is?"

"I just do... it's a strong feeling that I get when I'm around Kairi." Sesshomaru shrugged.

"What does it feel like?" Inuyasha knew that Sesshomaru was having a hard time finding out this information. Sesshomaru was smart, but he wasn't all that good with human emotions even though he knew he had them.

"Uhhh... it makes you feel right. Like you're supposed to be there. It feels special. I have always felt that way with Kairi."

"Is that what love is?"

"No, that's what it's like." Sesshomaru asked Kairi to come to him.

"No! Don't involve her in this." Inuyasha begged. He was scared of Kairi. Especially when she's in a bad mood.

"Why, she probably knows. She is a female after all."

"But-but-"

"Hello Inuyasha." It was Kairi. "What did you want to ask me?"

Inuyasha sighed. Okay, she's in a good mood. He took a deep breath and asked her what love was.

"Oh that's easy. Love is when you'll do anything for a certain person. Even die for them. It's completely natural and something you don't even think about."

"How do you know when you're in love? Can't it just be lust?" Inuyasha asked. He knew Kairi was smart but she had one of the worst tempers he ever seen. She chased Sesshomaru around a lot of times. Luckily he could run faster than her. Barely. And she almost broke Miroku's nose when he first touched her.

"Yeah, I guess so... but lust feels sort of different. Lust is when you just want them. You don't need them and you don't get the special feelings for them. You will be able to tell the difference between love and lust. Don't worry about that."

"Hey Kairi. Let me talk to Inuyasha real quick." Inuyasha heard Sesshomaru say.

"Inuyasha. You want to go a trip?"

"Depends. To where."

"Hawaii. I was going there with Kairi and I decided to bring some friends along. You can bring Miroku too if you want to. He likes beach babes right?"

"Sesshomaru! Don't say that!" Kairi yelled.

Sesshomaru apologized to his mate. "so do you."

"Sure. Who else is going?"

"Kurama, Kudochi, Toko, Delilah, Miraida, Lily, Kairi, of course, Riku, Kikuyu and Ikuyumi. Oh and you and Miroku if he's going."

"Miroku you want to go to Hawaii?"

"Ah, yes, Hawaii, even the timidest of girls shed their innocence and become bikini goddesses." Miroku sighed.

"YES OR NO!" Inuyasha shouted, causing Miroku to fall of the couch.

"Yeah, sure, why not." He answered happily.

"Ok then. Meet us at our mansion and we can discuss this." Sesshomaru said.

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Sahara: There. Finally done. I hate myself now. I should have updated a long time ago. But Rob (my mother's boyfriend) has football crap that he does on AOL, and my mother has so many people that email her all the time. She shouldn't subscribe to anything because they send her all this junk mail and ugh, and I have so many fanfics I have to read. 96 mail messages of fanfics to be exact. I have to many favorites. Oh and sorry they haven't met yet. Oh well I'm going on and on again-

Inuyasha: yeah, you are.

Kagome: SIT! 'still jumping around'

Kairi: 'giggling while jumping'

Sesshomaru: 'freaking out' wait stop, you're going to hurt the pup 'desperately trying to get Kairi to settle down' Kairi! 'falls over'

Kairi: 'giggles and stops'

Amanda: 'laughs crazily'

Sahara: 'giggle' Oh poor Sesshy-kun.

Inuyasha: 'laughing manically' HA! STUPID SESSHY-POO!

Kagome: SIT!

Sesshomaru: HA! Now who's laughing?

Kairi: 'hits Sesshy'

Sahara: 'laughs'

Everyone (except Inuyasha and Sesshomaru): WE LOVE YOU! THANKX FOR THE REVIEWS! REVIEW MORE PLEASE!

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What's that down there...

That purple thing...

Not here...

Down more...

Hmm... I wonder what'll happen if I press it...