Sahara: Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't updated in a while again. It is sort of hard with midterms and regents exams approaching.
Inuyasha: Oh please. You always have some excuse.
Sahara: It's true shut up.
Sesshomaru: 'staring at television'
Kairi: 'sighs' What an idiot...
Sahara: What's wrong with him?
Kairi: He's watching Rose Red.
Sahara: OOO! I love that movie. It's creepy.
Amanda: You mean the one by Stephen King?
Kairi: Yeah.
Amanda: OOO! Freaky 'sits next to Sesshomaru'
Sahara: Cool, but I've already seen it.
Kairi: So have I. I love it though.
Sahara: Yeah...
Inuyasha: You write the stupid story and I'll watch this.
Sahara: But I wanna watch it!
Inuyasha: 'sticks out tongue' Oh well.
Sahara: Oh well. I can tape it. Stupid dog.
Inuyasha: Whatever, just shut up.
Sahara: Hmph. Oh and I wanted to know if I should make this a horror fic. It will be cool and I might update sooner (Inuyasha: maybe) if I can put more of my ideas in that form. So put it in a review should I or shouldn't I?
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The Mutt And The Human"MIROKU!" Inuyasha yelled through the mansion. "YO! MIROKU! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!"
Miroku groaned as he got up and hurried to get dressed. He rummaged through his messed up drawers. "OKAY! HOLD ON!" He yelled back. He finally picked out a red t-shirt with a jean jacket over it and baggy black jeans. He ran into the bathroom and brushed his teeth and quickly combed his short black hair and put it into a little ponytail. He ran downstairs and ran outside to meet Inuyasha. "Sorry. Oh dammit I forgot my bags."
"I got them. Geez, let's go."
"Awww! Thanks. What a good puppy." Miroku laughed while rubbing his head. Inuyasha grabbed his hand and twisted his arm around.
"Don't touch me." He warned.
"Okay, sorry." They both got into Inuyasha's Mercedes and drove to Sesshomaru's mansion.
Inuyasha walked up to the door first. He was about to knock when he heard yelling coming from inside the house.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAID! IT WAS STILL YOUR FAULT!" He could tell that was Kairi.
"I'm sorry!" Sesshomaru yelled but obviously apologetically.
"NO, SORRY IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT THIS TIME, SESSHOMARU!"
"Okay. Fine. What do you want me to do about it?" Sesshomaru asked her.
"NOTHING! I WANT YOU TO EMAIL HIM AN-"
Miroku came up to the door and knocked before Inuyasha could hear why Kairi was so angry.
Kairi answered the door. "Hi. Can you hold on one sec?" She slammed the door in his face.
"You idiot. Why did you do that?" Inuyasha asked Miroku.
"Do what." He asked.
He sighed, "Nevermind." They heard something smashing from inside the mansion.
"Damn, she must really be really mad at Sessh this time." Miroku said his eyes wide.
"Yeah..." Inuyasha's voice told Miroku he was scared. The door opened up.
"Okay, come in." Kairi moved out of their way. Nothing that they could see was broken. All the china that had been there the last time Inuyasha visited was still there and shining brightly. Plus new gold vases were added.
"What broke?" Inuyasha asked.
"Nothing..." Sesshomaru came in the room with a bandage on his head.
"What the hell happened to you Sessh?" Miroku asked him.
"Nothi-" Sesshomaru began but was cut off by Kairi.
"Obviously his 'mob' killed some guy so he went to the head don and asked him to stop but they turned on him and kicked him ou-" This time it was Sesshomaru's turn to interrupt.
"No way, you have no idea what happened. I'm not in a 'mob' and you should know that Kai-"
"I DON'T THINK SO! THEY CALLED HERE WHEN YOU WERE GONE!" Kairi shouted at him.
"DID YOU EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE?" he yelled at her.
"NO I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER IT WHEN THE CALLER ID SAYS 'BITCHES AND HOMIES'" Kairi shouted.
"THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!?"
"CAUSE I DO NOW SHUT UP!" Sesshomaru went silent. "Okay, now, what did you want?" She turned to Inuyasha and Miroku and found they were halfway across the room with wide eyes and Inuyasha was hiding behind Miroku.
"Well- we... uhhh wanted to know what are the flight arrangements for the trip to Hawaii?" Miroku asked gathering all his courage. He was always afraid of her.
"Oh, you want Sesshy for that." Kairi said. Inuyasha laughed. Kairi always had nicknames for Sesshomaru. He loved to make fun of him with them.
"Okay, we wanted to go today so if you guys are coming get ready-"
"Already done, sir" Miroku put his hand up to his head as if he was a marine.
"Whatever- anyway get your stuff the plane is leaving soon.
"Okay, which airport?" Inuyasha asked.
"The new one, just put your stuff in the limo-" Sesshomaru started.
"NO WAY! I'M TAKING MY CAR WITH ME!" Inuyasha shouted.
"You can buy a new one when we get there." Inuyasha sat down and thought about that. "Anyway, Miroku do you have any questions, concerns?" He asked him.
"No, sir-"
"Will you stop with that!?" Sesshomaru yelled at him.
"Okay sure-"
"OH! YEAH! THAT'S A GOOD IDEA SESSH!" Inuyasha suddenly yelled just getting what Sesshomaru said about the car.
"Okay then lets go." Kairi said flashing an award-winning smile at Inuyasha and Miroku and glared at her mate. Sesshomaru just stared as she walked away with them. She is way crazy. He thought to himself.
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They got on the plane half an hour after the argument of who calls shotgun between Kudochi and Ikuyumi until Sesshomaru finally got it through their heads that they are going on a plane. That caused a whole new argument over who gets the window seat between Inuyasha and Toko. Kairi broke it up by placing herself in between them and saying they don't have to sit next to each other.
They had no arguments between the females because they were all occupied with the fashion magazines except for Kairi who was resting on Sesshomaru's chest, and Delilah who was listening to her MP3 player with Evenesance and Good Charlotte mixed together, and paying attention to the male flight attendant's ass. It was different for the males though. Inuyasha spilled pop all over Miroku because he was talking about Inuyasha and his stubbornness with the ladies, Kurama was fighting with Kudochi who seemed beyond forgiveness. Kurama had 'accidentally' tripped one of the women going by, she had fallen on Kudochi and made him get a face full of his own chocolate cream pie, and Toko and Riku were found fist-fighting on the plane and forced to sit on another end of the plane away from each other. "I dunno why they said it's unsafe to fight in the air. I do it all the time." Riku was saying. While Toko was saying, "This is all your fault Riku... stupid bastard."
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They boarded 5 hours later and had to take off their coats to the warm sunshine that greeted them. Kairi took of her shirt to show a red bikini top. All the guys stared at her before Sesshomaru got in their line of vision and cleared his throat. All of them turned around and whistled to themselves acting preoccupied.
Inuyasha went to the car dealers and got a brand new red BMW with a DVD player a navigation system and a cappuccino maker inside it. They drove to another huge mansion and got all their bags out. Soon they all changed and ran to the beach.
"Hey Kagome!" Inuyasha's ears twitched to the sound of a girl's voice. Then he saw the most beautiful girl he ever laid eyes on. Her hair was black and blowing in the wind. It shimmered from the sun and her body was skinny and she had the deepest pools of chocolate brown eyes.
"Coming Sango!" She yelled to another girl and ran past Inuyasha. He felt an irritable feeling in his stomach that soon turned into an ache. What the hell is this feeling? Is this love how Kairi explained it. Feh. Yeah right, she's a human... and I' a mutt... she would be too afraid of me. Suddenly some demons walked up to him.
"Hey what's a half-breed like you doing on our property?" One of the bigger ones asked. They were a whole pack of wolf demons.
"I don't see your name on it." Inuyasha sassed back. The one that had talked slapped him and Inuyasha went flying into the sand face-first. They grabbed clubs and knives before the girl named Kagome came running up to them.
"Stop it Ruguri, please, he didn't do anything." She said.
"Ok. Sorry Kagome." They walked away.
Kagome ran over to him. "Are you okay- Oh what cute doggy ears!" She yelled as she grabbed them and started to massage them. A purr escaped Inuyasha's chest as he let her play with them. Soon he remember what happened and jumped away from her. "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
"What happened? Where are they?" he asked her.
"They left" she answered him quietly.
"AH-HA!" he yelled. "SO THEY GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY!I must've been too strong for them huh?"
She was quiet but finally answered, "Yeah your so strong." She sarcastically remarked. "Anyway, I'm Kagome." She held out a hand.
"I'm Inuyasha." He said taking her small hand in his strong ones. A shocked passed through them and Kagome let go.
"What was that?" She asked him.
"I dunno..."
"Hey you wanna eat dinner with me at my house."
"Your not afraid of me?" He asked very curiously.
"No, why would I be?"
Damn is she dense or what? Maybe she doesn't know what a half-breed is. "Nevermind, sure why not. Oh can I bring my friends?" He asked her.
"Sure, the more the merrier.
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Sahara: There. Finally. Okay then review time people
Inuyasha: What if they don't want to
Sahara: They better 'cracks knuckles'
Everyone: 'backs away'
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Emerald Ash: you are so weird but that's why I love you. Thankz for supporting me.
Blu-babe: thank you
gothic inuyasha: thankz alot
Mila2504: thankz and no this is not a San/Kog fic even though it seems like it. She's destined to be with Miroku it's so natural and it's Inu/Kag also cause the same reason , everyone thinks it should be Ses/Kag but have you people ever noticed he's too cold for her. She's full of emotions he has none BUH! People get it right! And as for Inu/Kik she's a total bitch and she should burn in hell along with Naraku (apologies to Kikyo fans). But seriously she wants to kill him AND she's dead already she knows the truth of what happened with Naraku and their relationship but she still wants to kill him. She's a nutty bitch. Anyway again thankz.
J 183: Thankz, I love Demonic Desires by the way. EVERYONE GO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW DAMMIT! 'everyone runs' cowards...
TELL ME SHOULD I MAKE IT A HORROR FIC IN A REVIEW! Thank you everyone 'bows'
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What's that down there...
That purple thing...
Not here...
Down more...
Hmm... I wonder what'll happen if I press it...