And Now. The next exciting episode.
I was having a little trouble concentrating with all the outbursts but Sasuke seemed to be keeping the natives in line. Though I had a feeling it wouldn't last too much longer. It seemed Sakura had the upper hand on my darker twin and he was having some trouble getting around her more blunt attacks. As it was she'd made her own tactical error within the group and...
(just a normal flashback... or is it?)
"TenTen. I don't think she can breath." Ino said calmly
Kiba and Lee were trying to pry the girls hands off of Sakuras neck. The pink hair kunoichi had been so stunned by the attack she hadn't thought to defend herself. Now she was flat on her back with her arms pinned under TenTens legs, face turning several shades of red and now an alarming blue.
"TenTen. I'm sure it was a totally clinical procedure. She's sure to have seen it done before. And even if she hadn't she was doing it because he was in pain." Shikamaru continued in the same vein as Ino.
"Neji. Tell her you were in pain and that is was totally clinical. Neji?" Hinata waved a hand in front of her cousins face.
"Sure... That's good..." Neji muttered still smiling vacantly.
"Oi, Sakura! Just kick her already!" Naruto yelled.
He and Hinata had stopped playing the moment TenTen had jumped over the chair and tackled Sakura to the ground with a shrill cry of "you whoring bitch". Hinata had since been trying to rouse Neji while Naruto was being held back by a shocked Chojis now disproportionately large arms. Apparently his slitted red eyes, over long claws and Kiba-sharp incisors had become a cause for concern.
"I got one!" Kiba yelled as he pried one of TenTens hands loose.
"TenTen! LET HER GO!" Lee screamed in TenTens ear.
Akamaru growled from his position next to Kiba.
"No, you can't bite her!" Kiba said and the dog snuffed. "Fine but no biting."
Akamaru whined then lifted both paws and pressed them to TenTens chest. The weapons expert looked up with wild eyes that widened as the dog opened his large mouth and breathed hot, fowl air into her face. Lee caught a whiff and gagged.
"What do you feed him?" Lee asked as he regained his stomach.
Kiba let go of TenTen as she fell to the floor and attempted to wipe the taste from her tongue on Shikamarus discarded jacket.
"There wasn't a lot in the kitchen so he had eggs and bacon." Kiba sighed.
A loud ripping sound filled the room moments before the smell hit. Akamaru whine and Kiba stood, placing a hand on the dogs head.
"Come on. I'll let you out. But no dumping at the Hyuugas front gates. Hinatas dad knows it's you and gives mom grief. You know what that means, don't you?" Kiba scolded.
Akamaru whined again and dance around a bit before heading for the front door, Kiba at his heels. Sakura came up sputtering only to choke on the first breath of air she got. TenTen simply stayed with her head pressed to the floor.
"I always thought it was Shizune taking TonTon for a round about walk, since father made her mad over that late night visit incident." Hinata mused.
"What late night visit?" Shikamaru asked as he once again dropped to the floor hoping the smell would rise rather than fall.
"Who cares! Someone open a window! It's worse than those damn snakes!" Sasuke said as he pulled up the neck of his shirt to cover the lower half of his face now making him the dark twin of Kakashi.
Lee jumped to his feet and opened every available window. When he reached the front he stood at the window a moment before walking back into the room.
"There's an ANBU talking to Kiba outside."
Naruto ducked under the blankets of the mat and muttered a hasty "I'm not here" before going completely still. Choji just shook his head and resumed his seat, taking small quick breaths until the smell cleared.
"Damn...cough cough... TenTen! What the...cough... Hell?" Sakura yelled as she tried to regain use of her airways.
"You know what! I can't beLIEVE you fucking did that!" TenTen screamed.
"Did WHAT???" Sakura screamed back.
There was a crack and everyone looked to see the back of Sasukes reversed chair splinter in his hands. His eyes were livid as he turned them on the two bickering girls.
"Would you... mind keeping it down? I'm trying to hear." He said in calm even tones that didn't match his voice.
"You... you... after all the time I've spent trying to get my foot in and you..." TenTen sputtered out.
Sakura looked at her in complete awe.
"You like him? I didn't know you liked him?"
Shikamaru sighed and continued pretending to sleep. Lee even rolled his eyes at the sheer naivety of the pink shinobi.
"You're an idiot, forehead." Ino remarked as she eyed Shikamarus still form.
Hinata shifted back onto the sleep mat and slid soundlessly under the covers while no one was looking.
"Well, hell, TenTen. I was just healing him. You wanna blow his mind go do it to him now. I doubt he'll complain." Sakura said as she felt her neck for injuries.
"Are you sure?" Choji asked. "He doesn't look all there right now."
"It's just a little afterglow. He'll get over it in a minute." She explained.
"But you used medical stuff on him. I can't put chakra in my mouth to make it all hot and steamy." TenTen wailed.
"The chakra only healed and kept it from being painful. Otherwise it would have hurt and he would never want a woman to touch him again." Sakura continued.
"Which is, I believe, exactly what he wanted in the first place." Shikamaru stated from his prone position, eyes still closed. Ino grinned.
"Little late for that." Sasuke muttered then dropped his chin on his hands.
"Fine. Whatever. I'm just saying, go over there and cuddle up. Since he's in a good mood you can probably talk him into it again." The pink-haired girl stated.
TenTen blinked a moment then looked over at Neji. He was starting to look a little more aware. The smile was fading around the edges and he wasn't quite as slumped. Making the decision she jumped up and planted herself on the futon next to him. He turned his head to look at her, eyes hooded and almost sleepy looking. When she leaned back into the arm of the futon and patted her shoulder he only hesitated a moment before lowering himself and settling his head in the crook between her arm and breast.
"Well, now that's settled, what's going on?" Sakura asked.
"You never gave me a blowjob." Sasuke mumbled but didn't look up from the movie.
"You never gave me an orgasm. So we're even." She replied then looked away as he lowered his collar from his shocked expression as the front door opened.
Kiba walked into the room with Akamaru looking for all the world like a kicked puppy. The overgrown white dog dropped to the floor and Kiba dropped him front of him, using his big body as a pillow.
"What happened to you?" Choji asked.
Little squeals could be heard from the other side of the room. The sheet on the mat rippling here and there as the occupants moved around under it.
"Oh yeah. Rub it in you two." Kiba muttered.
"You look like someone kicked your dog." Ino said as she slid closer to a seemingly unsuspecting shadow-nin.
"There was a chick outside and she was looking for Naruto. I told her he wasn't around. Which wasn't a total lie since he wasn't around me at the time. But I thought about what happened to Neji."
Neji winced in TenTens arms. She lighted rubbed him and murmured a few words of comfort and he relaxed again. She then grinned and gave a Lee inspired thumbs up to Sakura.
"I was thinking maybe that could happen to me. I mean, I'm not picky. So I tell her if she needs a favor I'll be glad to take care of it for her. I didn't even say it with the guy voice. I made it sound like I was going to water the flowers or whatever."
He paused for a moment and sighed.
"And she just turned me down. She didn't even give me a once over or anything. She just looked at me and said, 'No thanks' then left."
He looked at Ino and Sakura sitting in front of him. Ino pretending to look interested as she worked her way to Shikamaru. Sakura looking sympathetic.
"I'm not a bad looking guy. At least I don't think I am. I'm gone out with girls before. No one's ever complained about anything. What am I doing wrong? Neji didn't want it and he gets it twice," He looked toward the futon, "possibly three times in one night. Naruto's over there putting the world to shame. Even Shino has someone."
Sakura watched as Kiba sat up and dropped his head in his hands. Akamaru whined and curled up behind him.
"Maybe you should go gay. Then you' ll have your own personal sex toy on missions with you." Ino said as she finally made upon the shadow-nin.
"Shut it, Pig."Sakura spat out.
"That's not the problem." Choji said. "They call Kiba the five-minute-man at the barbecue place."
Kiba's head flew up and he gaped at Choji.
"WHAT????"
"Five-minute-man. As in, finished and gone in five minutes. Apparently you don't hold up long enough for them to get theirs. Girls like to get theirs." Choji continued.
"Damn straight!" Ino said and reached for Shikamaru only to find he had moved to the other side of Kakashi when she wasn't looking.
"GIRLFRIEND" He mouthed and dropped to the floor to continue his nap.
"But... But... But..." Kiba stuttered.
"But nothing. You better build up your endurance or you're not getting shit." Naruto said, his head poking out of the blankets.
"You owe me!" Kiba pointed an accusing finger at Naruto.
Suddenly Sakuras eyes widened and she seemed to brighten.
"Yeah, knucklehead. You DO owe him." She said and walked over to start pulling him from under the sheets.
"Hey!" He yelled.
"Sorry guys but Kibas needs currently outweigh yours." She offered as she yanked a half naked Naruto from under the sheet.
He scrambled to pull up his boxers then glared at his teammate.
"What gives??" He asked hotly.
"You're going to give Kiba some advise. Good advise. Then you can go back to your romp." Sakura explained.
"Awe, come on Sakura! Can't you do it?" Naruto complained.
"I don't have nearly the knowledge you seem to have in this area. Just suck it up and help him. He's pitiful." She pointed out a crestfallen Kiba with his fangs pressing into a pouted bottom lip.
Naruto grumbled for a moment then sighed.
"Fine. He really does look sad. I'll see what I can do."
With that he walked over to Kiba, grabbed his arm and pulled him up, asking him to come to the kitchen for a moment since outside he'd be seen and the conversation cut very short.
Sakura smiled and walked over to sit next to Shikamaru. Before he could move she dropped her chakra infused hand on his chest and held him down. He grunted and his eyes opened wide.
"Girlfriend." He squeaked.
"Don't care." She replied.
Ino fumed. Choji laughed. Sasuke sulked.
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Kiba stood in the kitchen with his mouth hanging open. Naruto didn't waste time in anything, including explaining the many ways to pleasure women.
"Now. If you want to mix it up a little you can put your fingers in the..."
It wasn't clinical but it was very very frank and he found himself wincing at some of the more aggressive ways of getting a girl to cum.
"Now some girls really like bitting. Just make sure you ask first, with the fangs and all. Don't be afraid to make a mark and if they really beg for it..."
Kiba nodded numbly as the blond continued all the while thinking maybe it would be simpler to just go gay. At least then he'd know what he was doing.
"And now, on to oral sex..."
This was going to be a long conversation.
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Genma mumbled unintelligibly as he shifted restlessly on the bed. Shinos arms hands held him still as he worked and Genma wondered briefly just how many Aburame were carrying kakai and if they knew how to use them as well.
"Ahm ah tuin i ooi?"
"H-ho-holly shit! Didn't anyone ever tell you not to talk with a full mouth?"
Shino chuckled. Genma whimpered.
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