Here we are again. And the Party begins. Don't own Naruto.
Ibiki stepped from the closet as Kotetsu rounded the end corner of the hall. Not for the Hokage? He opened the folder and stared at the contents. A few moments later he closed the file and smiled.
"Oh, I think this is something the Hokage definitely needs to see."
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"Sasuke? Sasuke, it's just a movie. None of it's real. I'm sure he did this for the extra cash since he's got no backing now. That's probably a body double or..." Kiba stroked the incoherent Uchihas head as he lay on the floor in the fetal position, drooling.
"Just leave him, Kiba. He's too far gone for anything you say to matter." Ino flicked a speck of lint from her top. "Besides, this is starting to get good."
On screen, Itachi was sitting before a clean, smooth table with a tea cup in hand. He lifted the cup, sniffed the contents then put the cup to his lips. The man across from him eyed the elder Uchiha with burning anger kept ruthlessly in check. Itachi, for his part, looked back at the man with mild disdain.
"Wonder when the women come in?" Neji asked despite the fact he professed not to watch.
"Wonder how many there will be?" Choji pondered.
"Fluffer?" Lee murmured.
"No. There's going to be a fight!" Kakashi bounced excitedly in his chair. "You can feel it in the air around them. Two rivals for the same prize, ready to fight to the death for the honor of simply touching that long awaited dream."
Genma raised a brow and shook his head. "You scare me Hatake."
"Wwwwhat are you doing with THAT?" Kankuros voice could be heard clearly through the walls of the bedroom.
Naruto looked up and frowned in concern. Hinata patted his back and rubbed little circles on his neck with her fingers.
"But I don't want anything in there!" The puppeteer called again.
Naruto tensed up and Hinata deepened her massage. Genma looked to the room with narrowed eyes and Shino frowned at Genma.
"Sakura! You leave that box alone!" The older shinobi yelled.
There was a moment of silence as a fight sequence started on screen and all others became wrapped up in the beautiful choreography.
"What box?" Sakura called from the room.
Another moment of silence.
"Never mind!" Genma yelled and went back to watching the movie.
Shino eyed Genma for a moment before turning in his arms and rest back against the mans chest, attempting to relax and maybe get some sleep.
The two men on screen moved gracefully around one another in what looked more like a dance than a fight. Their blades sang with each strike until Itachi was forced back and his sword knocked from his hand.
"Hey, Sasuke! Cheer up! I think they might be getting ready to kill your brother!" Kiba shook the curly headed man until he looked up pitifully.
As the sword was lowered to his brothers neck, a smile began to split Sasukes face. He pulled himself to a sitting position and watched with growing glee as the other man pulled the weapon down the front of Itachis robes, tearing a fine line in the fabric until it fell from his shoulders when pushed aside.
"Oh! He's going to humiliate him before he kills him! This is good! This is very good!" Sasuke cheered with growing color.
The blade was lifted up to Itachis chin and the red eyed man slowly rose as the tip of the blade pulled him to his feet.
"Is he going to gut him? I hope he guts him." Sasuke chattered wide eyed.
Ino looked a little wary. Kakashi, Choji, and Kiba looked confused. Neji looked nervous, but Shino looked intrigued.
The blade slid down his midsection making the Uchiha shiver then to the waistline of his pants. Slowly, the other man slit the pants over Itachis slightly swollen groin and the pants began to fall away.
"Guys..." TenTen moved a little closer to Sasuke. "Maybe we should take a break. Take Sasuke and Lee for a walk."
"Why?" Kiba asked as he watched the blade slide the pants from Itachis legs then raise level to the mans midsection once again.
"They could use some air." She said a little frantically.
"I think she's right." Shino said abruptly and started standing. Genma following his lead.
"Why's that guy getting down on his knees?" Sasuke asked with a much smaller voice than was comfortable.
"Um... Sasuke?" Kiba grabbed the young Uchiha by the shoulders and started trying to turn him.
But Sasukes eyes were now glued to the site of his brother leaning back against a high wall, completely nude with a man on his knees, head bobbing rhythmically. The curly haired young man whimpered a little then put a hand to his mouth as his brothers face contorted and he crumpled to the ground in front of his seducer.
"Oh my... that really is hot." Hinata blinked rapidly at the screen while Naruto attempted to rub his own eyes out.
"GAH!!! NO MORE!!" The blond screeched.
Neji cowered in a corner where he'd backed up and was now whimpering, "Please stop now... Please stop now..."
But it didn't and everyone gasped in horror, trauma and some appreciation as the two men fell to the ground. The screams and begging were tremendous and everyone spared a troubled glance in Sasukes direction as the young man began to cry.
"Sasuke? Why don't we go somewhere and sit for a while. I'm sure if you just clear your head a little..." Kiba offered with as much comfort as he could muster, considering his own sensibilities had just taken a serious beating.
"After all, you have gay friends and..." Ino offered with more compassion than she'd used in days.
Sasuke wiped his eyes vigorously and his voice cracked. "HE'S A BOTTOM!!! MY COOL, SADISTIC, MASS MURDERING OLDER BROTHER LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!" And a wave of fresh tears poured from between his fingers as he ran from the room and slammed one of the hall doors behind him.
"He didn't handle that well at all." Kakashi said and backed up the movie so he could catch the dialog he'd missed while everyone was talking.
"I think I was just insulted." Shino groused, but Genma tossed an arm over his shoulder and kissed his cheek.
"You can be on top next time if you want?" The senbon user offered.
Shino stared at him for a moment longer then raised a brow and lowered his shades.
"I don't think so."
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Shizune rubbed her aching head and flushed the toilet. She pulled a hand towel down and wiped her mouth before pulling herself up and looking at her reflection in the mirror. She looked like hell warmed over several times on high heat. Groaning she ran through ever possible excuse she could come up with to give Tsunade when she found out about the video. No doubt the fact she was in it would have been fine. It was her choice of partners that would most likely be suspect. And then to explain her late night visits to the Hyuuga compound...
"I am so screwed."
She splashed water on her face and wiped it down, checking once more that she looked presentable enough to go out. The loud shrieking cry coming from the other room caught her attention. Then...
"HE'S A BOTTOM!!! MY COOL, SADISTIC, MASS MURDERING OLDER BROTHER LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!"
She sighed guessing that Sasuke had seen the scene between one of the snow ninja and his brother. Poor kid.
"Um... Sakura? How far in does this have to go?" An extremely drunken Kankuro could be heard from the other room.
Shizunes eyes widened then she groaned and dropped to the bathroom floor.
"Looks like I'm going to be here for a while."
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Kotetsu was out of breath by the time he caught up with Izumo at the front gate station.
"Find Ibiki?" Izumo chuckled only to receive an owl eyed look from his long time friend and teammate. "You okay, man?"
Kotetsu shook his head repeatedly as he tried to regain a little of his wind. He was shaky and his continued nervous glances toward the Hokage tower were giving Izumo a bad feeling.
"What was in that folder?" He asked not really wanting to know the answer.
Kotetsus face fell and his already bad parlor turned a sickly shade of pale green.
"The...(huff huff) roster of names...(huff huff) in the betting pool and the... (huff) particulars of the bet."
Izumo paled. "He took the whole damn book?! I thought you'd started leaving it at home since the damn thing was so big!"
"I did... but since we were going to see Anko I thought..."
Both men stilled as a scream rent the air followed by a lot of crashing and some earthquake causing upheaval.
"Wanna place a bet on how long we'll last?" Kotetsu ventured.
"We wouldn't live long enough to enjoy it." Izumo replied.
"Run?"
"Run."
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"What was that?" Kankuro said as he lifted the small cylinder and tried to fit the other pieces to it.
"Sounded like Tsunade throwing a tantrum. Glad it wasn't at me." Sakura replied as she lifted another jelly ring from the box and laid it on the bed.
"Are you sure these go together?" He asked.
Kankuro lay on the bed in nothing but his pants and make-up. His hair stuck out in a sweaty mess that was only made worse by Sakura having run her fingers through it to feel the texture.
"Yeah. They probably all fit the same one. Doesn't look like he uses them much though." Sakura replied as she inserted one of the jelly rings onto the bullet Kankuro was holding. "I can't believe you've never seen these before? You did porn!"
"Yah, but those are the only ones I've done and..." He lifted the bullet up with its new attachment and frowned. "What would I want to do with this anyway?"
Sakura smiled and picked up the small remote. She pressed her thumb to the first button and the little bullet started to vibrate. Kakuros eyes widened.
"Whoa!" He dangled the toy by the long cord attaching it to the remote.
Sakura hit the second button and the little thing buzzed louder. Kankuro looked at her with now raised brows.
"How fast does this thing go?" He asked a little off balance. His fingers were already tingly, that thing had only made them more so.
"This says it goes up to four but I found one in here that goes up to six. And then there are the dildos and some of them rotate."
Kankuro swung the bullet like a pendulum and watched the jelly ring giggle.
"What do you do with it?"
Sakura smiled. "Well, on a girl you'd simply put it where you'd put this." She reached out and grabbed his cock, squeezing gently until he moaned. "But on a guy...?"
Kankuros vision had blurred and he was having trouble concentrating on what she said with the way the room kept moving around. "What?"
The pink haired woman smiled a little too brightly and pulled the bullet from his loose grip. She climbed into the bed and rummaged through the box until she came up with something thin and white.
"I knew he'd have an extra stash in here."
"Extra stash of what?" The puppeteer asked right before he was pushed forward onto his stomach.
"Lets play a little game, shall we?" Sakura asked sweetly in his ear.
He smiled. He liked it when she asked things sweetly.
"Okay." He replied and lay his head on his hands as she ran the little vibrating toy down his back.
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Well, that's it for today. Reviews please! I'm feeling neglected.