Authors Note: Holy baloney the end of season 3. My friends are shattered and in tears. Lucky for me I have a make believe world that i can create and retreat into. :D
JA
"Heyyyyyyy everyone. How's your morning going so far?" Jaune said to his sisters and Pyrrha. Jaune figured if he could buy himself enough time Blake would wake up and be able to get them out of there. Little does he know that Blake is really good at pretending to be unconscious. The group of women that were standing in front of Jaune gave him a deadpanned look as they continued to wait for his reply to their question. "That good huh?" Jaune said with fake enthusiasm while disregarding the look that he was just given.
"Jaune," said Sarah ",either you tell you what's going on…" "Or we'll make you tell us what's going on!" said the rest of his sisters in unison. Jaune began to chuckle nervously and take a few steps back from the scary women in his life.
"Hehe-he. No need to go hurting anyone now. Besides…how did you guys know I was going to be here anyways?" Jaune said while trying to keep composed. "Oh that's easy. Pyrrha told us this would be the first place you would go if you were in trouble. She also said that you have something very important to tell us." Said Eve.
Jaune glared at Pyrrha as if to say 'How could you do this to me!?...and how do you know I'm keeping a secret!?' Pyrrha just smirked back at him with the most innocent expression that she could give. "W-well it's true that this place is a safe haven for me to retreat to…" His sisters began to crack their knuckles seeing that Jaune was still trying to avoid the main question. "B-but yes! It's true that I may have something important to tell you guys…" This quickly stopped his sisters from getting ready to pounce on Jaune.
"You see, I may be in a rela-mumblemumblemumble" Jaune said. "What was that Jaune, we didn't quite hear you." Said Miko. "I said, I may be in a relationship with-mumblemumble" Jaune repeated himself. "Jaunee, we still can't tell what you're trying to tell us." Eve spoke out. Jaune gave a sigh as he backed up some more and hit the railing on the roof. "Isaidi'minarelationshipwithBlake!" He said quickly as he took the easy way out and jumped over the railings. There was a moment's pause as the sisters just looked at where Jaune was and then at each other.
"Did he just jump…" "…over the rails?" Said Mary and Lou. A few more moments passed. "Meh, he'll be fine…" Said Jane "…the main things is he said he's in a relationship with HER!" Jane continued as she turned to point at where Blake's unconscious body was. The only problem was that Blake's body wasn't there and all that remained was a flashing outline of her body. "…I will find her…and I will interrogate her!" Jane said as she pulled out a random cell phone only to turn it on and then off. Jane walked over to the barricaded door back inside grabbed the handle and threw the door open, but from it half of the student body began to pour out all of them with some sort of power tool to open the door. "This is going to be a long day…" said Madison off to the side.
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"SO Jauney boy…wanna tell us why you were jumping off the roof of the building and was lucky enough that I pulled you into my window?" Said Cardin Winchester. Cardin looks the exact same as he always has. Same burnt orange hair, same steel plate armor, and the same cocky grin he always had. Currently Jaune was standing in team CRDL's room after Cardin caught him from his fall.
"My sisters-" Jaune started to say, but Cardin began to shush him as he put his index finger over Jaunes lips. "Say no more Jaune. I took one glance at your sisters and knew they would be a world of trouble for anyone around them…no offence." "None taken, you're pretty spot on with that statement though." Cardin chuckled at Jaune and Jaune grinned back at him.
You see, some weeks after the Forever Falls incident, Cardin realized that with his personality and life choices so far he was never going to get strong enough to prove he was cooler than Jaune. So Cardin began to turn team CRDL around from its dark path and start to actually be good students for once in their lives. Cardin totally didn't change up his act and start to be a nice guy because he secretly wanted Jaune to be his new BFF for life and to be a god father to his children…no way!
*Knock Knock Knock* "Hmmm I wasn't expecting the rest of my team to be back already from hanging out with their families…Jaune you need to hide." Cardin said as he had a good guess as to what was on the other side of the door. "You know what, no! Jaune you need to escape now, you're not going to like what's on the other side of that door." Jaune understood what Cardin was talking about and ran to the window. With half his body already out and prepared to jump this time he turned back to Cardin. "You're a true hero Cardin. I promise I'll make it up to you." Jaune said as he finally slid out and away.
Cardin began to tear up at the eyes as he muttered to himself, "You can repay me by being my kids god father." Cardin walked over to the door as he brought out his mace. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE!" Cardin let out his best war cry as he opened the door and was met with seven blonde heads. In the future this day will be remembered as the day Cardin boldly fought seven blood thirsty women…and promptly lost in under a minute.
"Are you sure he was in here Madison?" said Miko. "I'm completely positive! I could track Jaune for miles, and his scent is still lingering in here." Madison replied back.
"Hmmm where did he go then?" Said Sarah to no one in particular. "The window! " Said Mary and Lou at the same time. "I bet he jumped outside again!" They said in unison again. "Well then girls let's get moving." Said Jane.
BB
Blake had never felt so much brute anger come off of one person in her entire life time. Sure she had been partners with Adam Taurus, but even Adam would think twice about fighting what she was getting chased by. Blake was leaping across 10 feet gaps between building, and just two building behind her was Pyrrha, slowly taking aim with Milό to pin Blake to a wall. As Pyrrha launched the spear towards Blake she growled as Blake shadow cloned away and continued to leap to the next building. Hey Pyrrha, can't we take about this like civilized woman?" Blake shouted back to the Amazonian. Her reply was Akoύo embedding itself next to the wall the Blake was standing in front of. 'I really hope Jaune is having better luck than I am right now!'
JA
Jaune was not having a better time than Blake was, in fact you could say he was in an even worse predicament. "Come on Ren please!?" "No." Ren replied quickly while continuing his meditation. "Ren please! I'm gonna die if you don't help me!" Ren sighed as he opened his eyes and looked up at Jaune. "What's in it for me?" Jaune slumped over as he knew exactly what Ren wanted. "Nora. 1 week. Nothing more. Nothing less." Jaune replied back as he could swear he could feel a few years of his life fly away. Ren smiled as he stood up and put his hand out for Jaune to shake. "You, my friend, have made a very wise decision."
Five minutes later the arc sisters ran into the abandoned room that Ren was meditating in. Around Ren were multiple scented candles, each one meant to soothe and relax the body. The sisters looked at Ren as he continued to keep his eyes closed and acted as if they weren't there. "Where is he?" Sarah called out to Ren. Ren just sighed as his silence and meditation was broken once again. "Where's who exactly?" "Don't play games with us! You know exactly who we're talking about!" said Eve pointing an accusatory finger at the boy in green.
"You mean Jaune?" Ren said as the sisters nodded furiously. "Haven't seen him." Ren said. It would take a true master in the arts of lying to see through Ren on a regular basis, so when he said that as if it was a worldly known fact that he hasn't seen Jaune, the only things the sisters could do were narrow their eyes at him. "Madison, what do you think? Can you get Jaune's scent in here?" asked Miko. "I…I don't smell him, the candles are too powerful, even if Jaune was here for a long time I wouldn't be able to tell." Madison whispered back to Miko.
"Hmmph, I guess we'll be taking our leave now." Said Jane as she turned around and strolled outside marching back towards the main courtyard of Beacon. Slowly but surely the rest of the sisters followed, and left the place Ren called his sanctuary. After a minute has passed Ren got up from where he was sitting moved the rug he was just on, and lifted the trap door underneath it. "It's safe to come out now Jaune. They left." In a small 5 by 5 square hole Jaune squatted as he looked up at Ren with a thankful expression. "Thanks Ren I wouldn't know what to do without your help." Jaune said she he leapt out of the hole and made his way to the exit. Ren only bowed as Jaune walked away, and then smiled maliciously. "Remember Jaune…one full week with Nora. I'll keep you on standby until I'm ready." Jaune paled as he nodded glumly, and walk out of the room. Ren started to laugh as he saw Jaune's retreating back, and then he laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Suddenly Nora broke though one of the windows in the room and in a gravely and deepest voice Nora could go she said, "Why so serious!?"
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Jaune had successfully made his way back to his dorm room without being noticed by his sisters…or anyone for that matter. He didn't want to have any liabilities to point which direction he had gone. As Jaune sighed and opened the door back to his room he was greeted with the sight of a burly broad chest, and a very…well endowed one. Jaune could only drop to his knees and he looked up at his parents face and saw that Blake and Pyrrha were sitting on his bed, with looks as though they had been caught stealing cookies before lunch time. "Jaune, deary. I think we need to have a talk." Meg said to her sweet, precious, naïve, sweet hearted child. "Yes son. I think it's finally time you told your parents about you little, romance, hmm?" said Herc as he grasped Jaune by the shoulders and dragged Jaune, into what he though, was hell.