Author's Note: This is it guys. The final chapter to Armored Kitty. This was kinda sudden, but I was kinda getting lost on what to write, and I also wanted to start on my next story Golden Bunny. I really did love writing this, but I was just making myself confused on what to write. Also depending on how well the ending of this story is taken I might have to rewrite it. But anyways, i'm gonna figure out to start a poll, and if you really wanted me to continue this story you should totally be on the lookout for it. For now though cya later my little Armored Kitties!
JA
Hell might have been to too harsh a word, what Jaune felt like he was going through was slight torture. Slow, unwavering, embarrassing torture. Jaune had taken a seat on his bed once he was pulled into the room by his father. His parents were standing in front of the door so no one would come in and they could look at everyone else. Pyrrha was sitting on her bed a few feet away from Jaune, and Blake was sitting at the room's desk that was somewhat close to Jaune's bed.
"So deary…do you want to explain why your father and I found these two beautiful women running around with their weapons screaming bloody murder over your name?" Meg said in a sweet tone, but gave off an aura of complete and utter seriousness. Jaune looked towards Blake and saw that she was staring right at him. Noticing Jaune's gaze upon she slightly blushed and nodded her head a bit. Jaune sighed and said, "Mom…Dad. Blake and I…are in a relationship now." 'There! Now it's out in the open and I don't have to keep it secret anymore!' He thought.
"Bravo my boy!" said Hercules. "A true Arc finds the women of his dreams no matter the peril!" He was elbowed in the ribs by Meg while she glared at him. "Aheheh? Anyways…that's great to hear son, but why was Pyrrha here chasing Blake around campus with her weapons drawn?" His father continued.
Jaune didn't know what to say to that, so he tilted his head and looked at Pyrrha. Said girl was blushing as bright as her hair and looking down at her hands. "I…may have some…feeling for Jaune as well, and when I heard Blake had claimed Jaune's heart before I did…I may have…lashed out." Pyrrha said with a hint of shame in her voice. Jaune was completely taken back by this statement. 'Pyrrha..felt that way…about me?' Suddenly it all clicked in Jaunes head. All the subtle hints Pyrrha gave him, all the extra help she seemed to give only to Jaune, and how much she glared when he would hang out with team RWBY. Jaune looked at Pyrrha, but she was currently looking down at the floor.
"Pyrrha." Blake said from where she sat. "I knew that you had feelings for Jaune. Heck, everyone knew you had feeling for Jaune." Blake began. Jaune slightly slumped over at that statement. "I knew you had feeling for him for a much longer time than I have, and I know that it's unfair to you that I had suddenly developed these feelings for him as well and seemed to have just blindsided you by taking him."
"If this is supposed to make me feel better, then it's not really working Blake." Pyrrha said with a small fragile voice.
"What I just said wasn't supposed to make you feel better." Blake replied. "What' I'm about to say is though." Blake looked at Jaune before smiling. 'What's she doing?' Jaune thought. "It's unfair that you didn't get him, but it will be fair if we can divide his time between us." Blake said.
Everyone in the room went wide eyed except Meg. 'WHAT?!' Jaune thought as he quickly stood up from his seated position. "What do you mean…divide his time between us exactly.?" Pyrrha said with a small smile tugging at her lips.
"I'm saying, every other day, we get to have Jaune all to ourselves. We'll officially make a document of do's and do not's, so we can both enjoy our time with him peacefully and like civilized women." Blake stated while pulling out a piece of paper and a pen from the desk she was sitting at.
"WOOHOO! That's my boy! He sure does know how to REEL THEM IN!" Hercules started to dance around the room, but was stopped when a frying pan hit him in the face, quickly rendering him from any more movement. Meg smiled as she picked up her frying pan, and gazed upon her snoozing husband. "While I do agree that I'm happy that you found one resolution to this problem, I must ask. Is this something that Jaune would want, or just something that he would go along with?" She said.
Both Blake and Pyrrha turned towards Jaune. Blake looked at him with complete trust and understanding. She knew that no matter what happened her and Jaune would stay together. He did ask her out first. Pyrrha on the other hand was looking at Jaune with a complete doe like look in her eyes. She didn't know what to expect. He completely missed all of her hints at romance with him, and if he didn't feel the same about her then this plan wouldn't even work in the end. Jaune sighed while thinking about what to say. "Normally a guy would get beat to a pulp for what I'm about to say but here it goes. Blake…I love you. Nothing will change that. I know how you want to fight for equality and Faunus liberty, and I want to be by your side when that happens but…I do also love Pyrrha." Jaune turned to look solely at the Amazonian. "Pyrrha…I may not have gotten your hints, but I do feel the same way. I was just worried…that someday I might get you hurt. You know how I got here, and I was afraid that with my lack of experience I would lead you astray."
Pyrrha only grinned at him while she walked up to him and punched him in the arm. "That's for not being able to take a hint!" She said with a bit of anger, but then her eyes softened. "And this is for saying you love me as well." Pyrrha gave a kiss on the lips and help it there for a bit. The duo had completely turned red by the time they split apart, and once they had time to catch their breath they heard someone clear their throat.
"Well, now that we're all even here." Blake said. "Why don't we sign the agreement?" Blake smiled as she held up a document that she had written up. There were about 15 pages, all of them had text on the front and back. 'How did she write that so fast?' Jaune thought as he stared at the papers for a bit. Pyrrha had walked up to Blake a red ink pen from the desk and signed her name on the last page, right next to Blake's name written in black ink. Jaune had walked up to the table where the document was, and skimmed through it a bit. "I hereby solemnly swear to divide my time, love, and commitment between (Insert Blake and Pyrrha's signatures), and in doing so will not look, breathe, or think of another women that is not blood related or the signees. I also vow to buy a cat toy every other month, as well as a take a personal sparring lesson every month…HEY!" Jaune said as he read that last part. Pyrrha gave a slight blush while Blake just smiled and held up a yellow ink pen for him to take.
Jaune could only give a slight sigh before he closed his eyes and smiled. He reopened them and put his signature onto the paper. "Well…I guess that's that then." Blake started to laugh maniacally while she pounced forward onto Jaune. "H-HEY. Blake's what are you doing?!" Jaune said in a slight panic.
"HAHAHHAH YOU FOOLS!. YOU SHOULD HAVE READ ALL OF THE FINE PRINT. BOTH OF YOU JUST SIGNED AWAY JAUNE'S VIRGINITY TO ME!" Blake began to cackle as she started to tear off Jaune's hoodie. Pyrrha clenched her fist and was about to speak up, but before she could a frying pan hit her on the head, rendering her unconscious.
"No one's going to be taking my little angels holiness, while I'm still here, or before he gets married." Stated Meg as she picked up her frying pan again. Jaune smiled at his mother while jumping up and giving her a big hug. "Thanks mom. I don't know what I would have done without you!" Jaune happily clung to his mother. Pyrrha smiled at the scene between mother and son, that is until she looked at Meg's face and saw she was being given an evil glare. Pyrrha let off a light nervous chuckle as she went to pick up Blake's body.
"I'm just gonna…take Blake back to her dorm…and then maybe hide there." Pyrrha said as she opened the door and dashed out with Blake over her shoulder. As quickly as she had left, 7 blond girls rushed into the room. "I FOUND HIM!" exclaimed Madison.
"Oh hello sweethearts. You just missed a very heartwarming scene." Said Meg. "Jaune had just signed an agreement that he would be shared between two women, and was completely fine with it." Meg gave a slight giggle while she held her boy a bit too tight. Jaune started to panic. The seven sisters and looked at Jaune with very fake smiles on their faces, and this was Jaune spelling out trouble for Jaune. 'Lord Monty help me.' Jaune thought.
Fin.
