Chapter 40: Reunion

I do not own TT, Blues Brothers, or HHGTTG

To: Gokan Suzuka. Go for it if its a game, misunderstood you there. AND WRITE A DAMN GW FIC WITH IT TOO! (DMxHS). The Nazi party IS a party that exists but never gets elected anywhere and its very small. (Like the body part on a nazi, you know which one i'm talking about). Pilot said a mammal life form had exited the ship, but when scanning said there were no human life sings, not meaning there were no mammals. You will see, just wait. Jump city IS in america, san diego or san fransisco (can never remember really the two) I mean come on the golden gate bridge is right there! And TT Is right where Alcatraz should be I think. Cyborg got the engine out of the car with his 'special engine removing tool' probably by sliding under it and zapping it from below. The marcus and Kali relation thing is something I MEANT to put it the first saga but forgot, so I'm putting it here now that Kali's father is going to have a spot soon. Rob and Cy were gonna spill a little oil in the car because thats just the kind of thing BB would do and they missed him and trying to put his finishing touch kind of thing on it. The titans probably drive off the island via a submersable bridge, think i mentioned it in earlier chaps/saga. Glad to answer the questions for you, NOW PLEASE GO WRITE ME THE GW FIC WITH HILDE AS THE VAMPIRE

To: Darby. Your the only person I know of to review every chapter TWICE after they were deleted, and I thank you for that. Just for you I'm pumping out this chap before I go because its loyal readers/reviewers like yourself that have kept me going.

To: Gohan Strife. I dont have to obey your anti cliffie laws, BITCH, lol. Enjoy the chap, thanks for reviewing.

To: Ran-gus30. Thankyou Rangus, I appreciate that and wherever I go and whatever I do I will represent the best intentions of the american people. Especially when my intention is to kill those goat-fucking terrorists. I will happily kill as many terrorists as I can for all of you. And if I end up not in iraq, say handing out foodstuffs to starving people on the ass end of nowhere, I do it on the behalf of the good hearted american people.

To: Hellsing agent alucard. ... Sorry, got plans for Robix already. Dear old dad and the titans (especially Starfire) want to tear Robix to shreds, shes not stopping by the tower to say hello, go to hell, or 'hi im on a mission from god'.

There was no mistaking it, it was him. His body was covered in bandages and wounds, but it was him, and he was in the arms of an angel! Robin stood with his mouth hanging open, unable to say anything. There, sitting at the kitchen table was an angel holding the unconcious Beast Boy. Great white wings spread behind the angel, he wore a long flowing white robe with a sword at his side and his white hair hung down to the small of his back. His piercing bright blue eyes caught Robins, and he held Beast Boys small body out to him.

"Here, I believe this is yours." Robin took his friend into his arms and fell to his knees. Then he sensed something predatory about this angel, something that told him he was not an angel at all, and the angel began to laugh, a loud, sinister laugh. Cyborg turned as the sisters entered the room, and warned them to stay back. Robin handed Beast Boy to Cyborg and got up, glaring at this fiend. The more Robin looked at him, the more he was able to sense something odd about him.

"Who are you?" He demanded. The stranger smiled, revealing a set of perfect white teeth, two of which were slightly longer and alot sharper looking than they should have been.

"I'm sorry, I couldnt resist playing the angel gig." Behind Robin Beast Boy was whisked out of the room by Cyborg and the sisters, leaving him alone with the 'angel'. Robin realized his knees were shaking him. This person frightened him, and he figured out he was looking at a vampire. The winged figure took a seat at the table, and bid Robin to join him. Robin sat, and waited patiently for an explanation, his heart beating so loudly he could hear it in his ears. Raven pulled herself together and joined him at once as soon as she realized what this stranger was, and she was very carefull to make sure Robin was closer to her than he.

"Who are you and why are you here?" Robin demanded again. The intruder sighed, the gig was up. He looked at Raven.

"I nearly scared the un-life out of you, I love doing that. Its so much fun! Nearly every immortal I meet thinks I'm there to meter out punishment to them, and with you I couldnt resist." Robin was getting impatient, and Raven put her hood up over her eyes. He took the hint and introduced himself. "My name is Heavens Plight. I am a meta-human from the midwest." He looked from Raven back to Robin. "And as both of you have figured out, I am immortal. I run my own superhero bit out there. I was just here to drop someone off."

"Where did you find him?" Raven demanded. She had been so terrified to see him sitting on the table with Beast Boy, she had lost control of her powers and shattered all the glass in the top three stories of the tower. She had honnestly believed he was an angel, the shock had overriden her senses and she had not realized what he really was- a vampire with wings.

"In Texas." He laughed. "I found him in a smoking crater one day last week, sent him to a hospital. He was badly burned, no hair on his whole body. He claimed to be a teen titan at the time, and was rattling off phone numbers to call. I didnt believe him, of course, but a few days ago he started growing his hair back and they were green. He was on so many painkillers in the hospital he couldnt even speak, otherwise I might have believed him before then." He ran a hand through his hair and fluffed his wings. "I suppose you want to know about his condition, no?" There was no response, so he went on. "He has nerve damage in his ears and eyes, his skins badly cut and bruised but it will be fine, just some minor burns. I would have known he was the famous Beast Boy the instant I found him but his skin was covered in soot- and I didnt see him after dropping him at the hospital untill they called me to tell me they thought he had been telling the truth. The bruising in his skin seems to have been caused by explosive decompression, and may require a few more weeks to go down. And thats it, really cant tell you anything more than that."

The way he said everything so casually was angering Robin and Raven. "How did he get there?" Robin asked.

"Damned if I know, isnt it the leaders job to keep track of them?" Robin narrowed his eyes at this thing that was becoming increasingly less and less angelic.

"Raven, go get started on healing him." Raven didnt move from his side, and when he thought about why he couldnt blame her. "Raven thats an order." She left, but not without protest. He imagined leaving a houkounin with a vampire you didnt know was like leaving a new corvette in the baddest part of town, running, with the windows open and a sign on it that said steal me- only catch being that anyone who sat in the seat other than the owner died. Robin leaned over the table, still in his blues outfit and narrowed his eyes at his guest. He was seething with anger, and didnt really think he was getting the straight story, so he did what he was taught to do, he bluffed to see if he could get him to change his story or uncover details he might have 'accidentally' left out. "I dont believe a single word you say." He growled. He was rewarded with the vampire laughing in his face.

"And I dont believe you should bluff with mind readers."

"What do you want from us, I get the feeling you arent doing this out of the goodness of your heart."

"Hey, that hurts, what makes you think I have a heart?" More laughter. An ominous shadow rose up above Plight, and he continued to laugh in time with its growing.

Raven passed her glowing hands over Beast Boys skin. Around her her friends stood waiting, crying, and beyond rational thought. The burns were minor and easy to heal, and the bruising shrank instantly. Fresh green hair sprouted and hid what little scarring would remain. When she was done with his skin she placed a hand over his heart and applied the healing power again. This neutralized the pain killers in him, shortening the chemicals half-life in his blood, and she did this long enough for all his blood to pass through his heart a few times. Now he could wake up freely. She stripped the bandages from his body and moved her powers to his eyes. Plight had said there was nerve damage, she wasnt so sure she could heal that entirely. She did the best she could.

"Will he wake up soon?" Asked Cyborg. It was the first thing anyone had said in several minutes.

"Soon as we wake him. I want to fix his ears and eyes first."

"He is going to be alright?" Blackfire asked. Her mind hurt, here she was looking at the boy she had killed herself over not a month ago and he was alive! It filled her with no end of joy, but she couldnt figure out just how in the hell he was here.

"We'll see once he wakes up." Raven found she could heal his eyes no further, he needed time for them to heal. It was the same with his ears. "He's going to be deaf and blind for some while. I cant heal them entirely. Cyborg, can you get him a temporary ocular implant?" The TOI was a device that had come into widespread use only a few months before. Prototypes had existed for over a decade, but now they were readilly available if you knew the right people. The temporary version was small, and allowed its user to see the world in a grainy black and white, and the permanent version couldnt be removed after it was installed but was much better.

Robin watched with delight as the shadow behind Plight turned out to be Kali making a dramatic entrance. Plight however was not wearing a look nearly as happy as Robins, as Kali had him pinned to the wall by his neck, and he was on the receiving end of a very unfriendly glare. "I know you." Kali said far too sweetly to be sincere. To make it clear that she was in fact not sweet she pulled him from the wall only to slam him into it again, making a large dent. "Your the trouble maker that likes to try and wake up others prey while they feed." Plight struggled against her, but he was young, barely a decade old. If not for the wings he would be unable to fly, and teleportation was centuries away for him still. His strenght was nothing to Kali's, and so he fought her much like an injured rabbit fights a bear.

"Let me go!" He was rewarded with another slam. "You were hunting in my town and it was someone I knew damnit!"

"Kali." Robin said. "He did bring Beast Boy back, let him go."

"I dont think so Robin, I have personal business with him. He once woke someone I was feeding off of, and they were nearly frightened to death."

"Let me go! You hunted in my town, which is a breach of etiquite in itself since you didnt know me, and you chose someone I knew! I was young, I got scared and I couldnt think of anything else at the time! He was my best friends dad for chissakes!"

"Your town?" Kali let him drop to the ground. "Thats sad, you know, your the youngest immortal in that town. If anyones its Fox's town, he's five hundred, he's the oldest there, and I knew him. I was welcome there, unless of course you fought him for it and won while I blinked." She walked away to go see what the others were doing. "Had you asked me not to feed on that man I would not have, coming to the window and screaming his name while I drank was stupid. Go on back to 'your town' and talk to Fox, he'll show you your place in the world and save me the trouble."

"Like you never did anything stupid." He mumbled after Kali left.

"So much for the big and bad act." Robin growled out at him, and ran for the other room where Beast Boy was. Heavens Plight picked himself up off the floor and cursed his luck

"It was working until she showed up." Plight said to no one. Figuring he had might as well see how the injured titan was doing he picked himself up off the floor and went to see.

In his room Cyborg was practically swimming through an array of his own spare parts trying to find the right ones to make a temporary implant. If you had a permanent one, it was just a matter of hacking it down and taking off a bunch of parts. He quickly found what he was looking for. On his big computer screen a list of components to be stripped off came to life and he managed to do it in record time. What he was left with was the lense of a cybornetic eye, an extremely small micro chip, and a soft wire to be inserted behind the eye.

Beast Boy opened his eyes only to find he still couldnt see, and that his head felt clear. He knew instantly he was off the painkillers, and wondered if he was still in the hospital. "Hello anyone there?" He asked. He couldnt even hear himself. Still deaf. He breathed in through his nose, expecting to smell the putrid hospital smell but he didnt. He smelled a salty breeze, among other things that were familiar. In the scent he found differant types of shampoo, all familiar. His heart skipped a beat when he realized there was a shampoo in the air for every one of his friends! Well, er, except Cyborg, he thought. He began to laugh. He couldnt hear or see them, but they were there! He was actually home! "Guys I cant see or hear you, where are you?" Only Beast Boy could ask that question, stating he was blind and deaf, and then listen for a verbal answer. He was pretty sure he was actually crying- fur felt wet on his face, yeah, crying. His ordeal was mostly behind him now and it felt good. He screamed and kicked when he was held down and something was put over his eye. He felt a small wire wiggling into the socket. "Gross!" But then he was able to see again! For the first time in a month he could see! He looked over the faces of his friends, who were nearly all crying. There mouths were moving, and again he strained to hear them but there was nothing. "Guys I can see! I'm back!" It took him a minute but he realized he was only seeing the world in grainy black and white, but he didnt care. He was in his old room, nothing had changed. Starfire ran up to him and put her hands on her shoulders. Her mouth was moving fast and she was crying as she shook him. She was quickly pried off of him, struggling to get back. She seemed the happiest of all to see him. Cyborg quickly handed him a piece of paper with some letters on it.

What happened. He made a face and another not was quickly handed to him. Oh yeah we're all very happy to see you. "Much better." He told them. His heart was pounding so hard he could almost hear it, but not quite. "Guys after I let go of Starfire you wont believe what happened! I was flying through space, and I turned into an egg! A few hours later I was out of air, so I had to reform and there were these things following me. I got a good look at them before the suction made me blind and I turned into one of them. They were like these giant playfull space dolphin thingies!"

Starfire and Blackfire knew the creatures he was speaking of. They were warm blooding creatures that lived in space, feeding off of light and also using it as transportation in the void. Ever helpfull they were known to push disabled ships to the closest planet- or bounce them around for a while like a toy and then push them. They communicated with telepathy, but never had anything very good to say. They were like playfull children for the most part.

"They were following me trying to figure out what I was, and when I turned into one of them they tried to get me to play with them. It took a while but I convinced them to bring me to earth because I was blind. It was so scary. They told me I could survive the fall to planetside but the bacteria would kill me and they didnt want me to die but I got them to do that too after a while. They bounced me down, I got all hot and my fur burned off. Hey, my fur! Its back." He was given another note. Try to keep on subject. "Oh, heh, sorry. Guys it took forever. They were like me! They couldnt keep there mind on one thing for long, and we ended up at the wrong planet a few times. How long have I been gone?"

Month. You were dead man. We sorta burried you.

"What!" He yelled, but of course everything he said was yelling now because he couldnt hear it. "You burried me? How?"

We thought you were dead. Gotta admitt the odds were pretty against you. What else were we supposed to do? Beast Boys shoulders sagged. "I saw 'Cast Away! I know how much paper work its gonna be! There better have been a whole lot of people crying over me at least, or I'm gonna be pissed!" He caught sight of the angel/vampire. "Hey who's the new guy? Don't tell me you recruited new help while I was gone!" Everyone shook their heads. Thunder and Lightening popped up at the foot of the bed. "Heard you guys were pint-sized but I didnt believe it."

Kali, her anger dissapated, sized up Plight. He was by no means bad looking, she had to give him that. Still, he was just another young punk who thought he was bigger than he was. She dismissed his mistake in Fox's town, it was understandable. She decided she might be able to tolerate him if his attitude were adjusted. She looked to her right, Blackfire was sneaking glances at him as well. She knew that look; this guy had to go.

"So, when do I get my hearing and vision back?" Beast Boy asked nervously. It was explained to him through another note that they would come back gradually, a few weeks and he would be good as new.

The reunion went late into the night, and eventually Heavens Plight decided it was time to leave. The titans one by one began drifting off to seperate rooms to go to bed. When not many were left awake he made his way out to the living room. He stood in front of the window and stretched his wings. Something moved behind him.

"Someone has to clean up all this glass." It was the voice of the titans leader.

"Yeah, well, good luck with that." He got ready to jump but then a wall of Black energy came up where the window used to be, before he frigthened the daylights out of Raven.

"Someone who caused it to happen." It was Raven this time. "All the glass in all the rooms on the top three stories. Theres alot of it, and its balistic glass. It has to be picked up piece by piece because its mostly too heavy to sweep."

"Auh crap." A tendril of black energy set down a large barrel near him, a set of work gloves, and a small brush and dust pan.

"Good luck with that, and oh, by the way.-" A disk like object hit him in the back of the head, and Heavens Plight spun around fast enough to catch it. It was some kind of communicator. "Your an honnorary titan, congratulations. Now get to work. And no pushing it all out the window. Its expensive stuff and has to be sent back to the factory."

"Great." He said to himself, bending over and starting to clean the glass up. "So you save the world with recycling too, how nice for me."

"Bingo. And thanks again."

In her room Starfire picked Jinx up and spun her around several times. "He is alive!" She said in a sing-song voice. "The friend who was gone is back and alive!" Jinx let out a laugh.

"Yeah, I was there."

"Oh Jinx! The wonderfull ecaps snihplod -(space dolphins backwars, anyone notice a theme with my tamaranian words?)- have brought him back!" Starfire set Jinx down, which was hard to do as she was wearing her hover skates. Starfire made them touch the floor anyway before she set her down, and Jinx just bobbed back up six inches off the ground the instant she let go.

"Yeah, for the first time in two months all the titans are under one roof again." Jinx bit her lowwer lip, her own designs on joining the titans flashing through her mind. It was a good thing Starfire didnt know. Starfire didnt even let her near open flames, or sharp objects anymore. Starfire took a few steps away from her, and turning her back to her ran for the bed, reaching under it for something. "Whats that?"

"I know what you have been thinking Jinx." Starfire said in a sad voice as she laid something out on the bed. It was a box the size of a briefcase, intricate green and purple circuitry covered it. Jinx began to look nervous behind her.

"I was waiting, hoping you would change your mind, but it is obvious now that this is something you wish to do."

"You read my mind, thats rude."

"Jinx everyone can hear your thoughts. I could not help it when you thought of it, it was too loud." Starfire was working with the locks on the case. This was something she had had to special order, and it had cost quite an ammount- but princesses got discounts if they did things right.

"Can we not talk about how loud my thoughts are?"

"Of course. Jinx, I hate to do this but it must be done."

"What are you talking about? Your scaring me." Starfire sighed and opened the briefcase. "These are for you, if you wish that badly to join the titans."

Jinx looked inside the case. In it were a few items, a neck collar, gauntlets, a belt, boots, and several other items that obviously clipped onto your body. They all had circuitry patterns similar to the case. Beneath them was a black jump suit, she noticed as she unfolded it. "It goes on under your clothes, if you wish." Starfire said. "It is a power suit. They are available throughout the galaxy to life forms who wish to better defend themselves. Put it on." Jinx was speechless as she stripped down and pulled the jumpsuit on. It was constricting, and thick. It felt like there were two layers of fabric with a layer of gel between them.

"Starfire?" Jinx asked, not knowing what to do next.

"Now put these on." Starfire helped her to clip on the belt and other items. They had to go in just the right spot. When the last piece was on she felt the suit become even more constricting, but then form itself perfectly to her body. It all felt like an electrical current was going through the suit. The tiny hairs on her body under the suit wanted to stand up but of course could not. Slowly purple and green circuit lines became illuminated on the suit. The gauntlets on her hand, which were made of the same material as the suit became thinner, and transparent. Looking at her hands she could not tell they were there, or even feel them. "No feeling is lost through the gloves. In another few moments you will not feel them even."

"Starfire what does this thing do?"

"It protects you. It amplifies your strength, and your power. It will allow you to jump, but not fly. You will run faster, and it has several devices in it similar to that of the Red-X." Now that was something Jinx could understand. Since she had returned she had been told Red-X was Robin, and then her sister stole it. She knew all about Red-X now.

"You mean I can take down my sister if we come face to face again?" Jinx asked, delighted. She had seen in security tapes what that suit could do.

"If you use it properly, yes. It will protect you from nearly anything you will encounter if you join and become a titan."

Jinx opened up a drawer in her desk and took out one of her knives. She was able to bend the blade in her fingers, and bend it back. "I like."

"But you must still be carefull." Starfire warned. "Being hit hard enough with it you could still break bones, you can still be shot by weapons of a larger calliber and the suit must charge." Jinx turned on her and kissed her, thanking her for this new gift. Starfire watched her put her regular clothes on over it and stand up.

"Can we test it? I wanna take someone apart and see what its like to actually like to play good guy, or less evil guy at the least."

Starfire grit her teeth. She did not want Jinx in the line of danger, but then, thats what she got the suit for wasnt it? "Very well. We will find a way for you to train."

"But I want to do the real thing!" Jinx protested.

"I said we will find a way for you to train." Starfire said it a little more firm this time.

Across the tower Beast Boy was ransacking the fridge. It had been so long since he had had something good to eat. He felt like he was seeing the world through an 80's music video, but it was much better than nothing after a month of being blind, deaf, and drugged. His fur was back and he felt good. In a few weeks or so he'd be hearing, and seeing in color again. He couldnt wait, but until then he would satisfy himself with enjoying the sense of taste again! With a large pile of food in front of him he began reaquanting himself with all the differant flavors of life. Lance the bear took a seat next to him and began eating. He was eating with him for nearly five minutes before Beast Boy realized there was a giant bear sitting next to him eating his food. He did the first thing that came to mind, and then the second thing. The first thing was picking up his food and screaming, the second thing to cross his mind was to run away (still screaming), he did both perfectly. Lance gave chase.

Beast Boy knocked down the door to Robin and Ravens room, and luckily the two were only just getting ready for bed. They looked at him as he propped the door back up and it began to get pounded on from the outside. He put all his strength into keeping the bear out. He saw the annoyed look cross Raven and Robins faces, and their mouths moving. It was pretty obvious to him what they were saying, it was: What the hell?. "Bear. Big bear. Big bear chase me." He said, panting for breath. Raven and Robin looked at each other and laughed, so he said it again. "Big bear, big bear chase me! Big bear outside!" Of all the odd things he suddenly had a craving to watch 'The Great Outdoors' with John Candy in it as soon as his ears and eyes were better.

It took a little convincing and alot of small post it notes but Beast Boy was eventually convinced the bear was good, and that no, he could not have a dog. Why? Because Lance would eat it. After the last note denouncing his dog idea was given to him Beast Boy found himself out in the hallway petting Lance. Normally he would have skipped town soon as he was out of Raven and Robins room, but hey, not like he could hear anything right? He laughed to himself. It was so good to be back. He decided to see what Cyborg was doing.

He found the man machine at the TV booting up the game station. Cyborg had been waiting for him and had a note already prepared. How about a round of 'Hot Ninja Babe mud wrestling nun-chuck fight five'? Got the naked patch and multi player twin mode. It said. Cyborg grinned ear to ear. The flash screen for the game came onto the nine foot screen, displaying several well endowed nun chuck mud wrestling chicks in vivid detail. Beast Boy took a step back, fighting back tears. "Its just too beautifull for words!" He couldnt see it very well with his implant, but still, he knew just how good the images were from his memories of Hot Ninja Babe mud wrestling nun-chuck fight four and nine tenths.

Beast Boy and Cyborg took theire seats and began to play. This game was great, the chicks never got covered in mud even though they rolled in it, whenever they were hit the noises were NOT noises of pain, quite the opposite, and the nun-chucks looked more like male genitalia linked with a chain. Cyborg had heard a rumor that if you found the secret level the chicks did more than fight with the chucks. Now that the skipper had his gilligan back he would have to look into that.

In the training room Starfire was putting Jinx through her paces. She refused to spar with her, but was helping her get acclimated to the suits features. Jinx found that jumping was fun. She could jump up and touch the thirty foot ceiling here, and the boots used some alien tech to slow her fall when she curled her toes so she wouldnt kill herself landing. It was exciting for her, a new toy to help her track down the bitch that dared stick her with a knife. Testing the suit was almost as much fun as taking her down would be- almost. She found she could lift alot of weights, but weight lifting was never her thing, so she was unimpressed. There was an array of differant gadgets, but after testing most of them she realized they were mostly defensive. Slowly Jinx realized just how badly Starfire wanted to keep her safe and protect her. Jinx huffed when she realised this. She wasnt a baby, come on!

"Would it make you feel better if I didnt join and just hunted down the bitch that iced me?" Jinx asked as Starfire tossed softballs at her, testing her agility. The question caught Starfire off guard and the ball she was throwing veered off to the far end of the gym.

"I do not like to think of you as being 'iced'." Starfire said in a sad tone. "Please do not speak of such things. And yes, that would make me feel much better." The flow of softballs continued, and Jinx dodged them all even though they were coming at her in the upper eightys and they werent being thrown from that far away at all.

"What you do isnt all that dangerous, you know." Jinx said. Starfire might have found it insulting but gave her a chance to explain. "Not to impune what you do, but think about this. Every big big fight you guys have had since I came to live here I've been involved in it havent I?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean the big stuff Star. The Troika II, Marcus, the android attack, and maybe the night with Slade in the cave if you want to count that. I was there for all the most dangerous times your teams been through in the last half year. Other than that stuff its mostly just run of the mill gas station roberies and bank hold ups. I used to do that kind of stuff, no one got seriously hurt. We'd trade witty banter, bat each other around for a few minutes and it was done. I'm just trying to say that for the stuff you guys normally handle I'd be fairly safe, and for the most dangerous things you guys do I'm there anyway." Starfire continued throwing softballs but nodded her head.

"This is true."

Jinx punched an incoming ball and sent it back at Starfire where it hit another ball she had just thrown. Without talking about it the nature of the training excersize changed and this was now Jinx's objective. "You cant keep me completely safe, because theres always going to be some Marcus or Slade or old academy buddy of mine thats going to try and get at us where we live."

"But sending you into the field may aggrivate any old buddies of from academies and cause them to come knocking on the door?"

"Most of the people you meet in the field arent good enough to come back and haunt you where you live. I've been through the files, its almost sad to see such a good group without a nemesis." She said this jokingly and Starfire laughed.

"But Jinx, we met you in the field at first and you came back to haunt us where we lived."

"Well its not like I'm going to do it again, come on." Jinx relaxed her posture and Starfire stopped throwing, she was out of softballs. "When my team took over the tower and yours took it back the fight wasnt even serious enough for anyone on either side to need an ice pack. It was a pissing contest. No one even got a bloody nose." Starfire turned beat red and turned around, unable to face her for some reason. "What?"

"What is this contest of urination you speak of? You would really compete in such a thing?" Jinx began to laugh so hard she had to hold her sides, and for the life of her Starfire couldnt figure out what was so funny. The thought of actually competing with someone to see who could pee more was absolutely mortifying! It was moments like these that reminded her of what a savage land she lived in.

"Its an expression." Jinx said between fits of laughter. She hugged Starfire and kissed her. "Thanks for the suit, its really great. Just remember that whatever I do I'll never be completely safe." They locked eyes for a moment and tilted their heads for a more tender kiss. Lips met and Heavens Plight chose this momment to start working on cleaning the glass in the gym. He walked in, saw the two girls kissing and said the first thing that came to mind, which was very unfortunate for him.

"Whoa, nice." The girls jumped away from each other, horrified that he would be so rude. He quickly found himself on the recieving end of their fury.

"Stupid slime ball sleezy pigheaded bastard!" Jinx yelled as she twisted his arm behind his back. The suit actually made her stronger than this young vampire, and she got her wish. She got a chance to test the suit out in a real situation. She would have kicked him in the groin, but she was oh so tired of soft balls.

"Worth it!" Plight yelled. Jinx knee moved with great speed, and made a soft pair of balls softer. "Not worth it! Not worth it!" He yelled in a higher voice.

There! Chaps ended! Gud inuff. Now, this is important. I might decide to leave this story to someone while I'm gone to write two, maybe three chaps. I want willing authors to audition good stories they have written so I can choose who I want to take over FOR THREE CHAPTERS ONLY. Submit your offer in a review along with the story you wrote that you want me to read, and maybe an idea you have for the next three chaps.