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The word is hat

Disclaimer:sadly all I own is the clothes on my back...and some other stuff

Emmett was going through Alice's stuff for fun.

Emmett"Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,

Clothes,Clothes,Clothes,Clothes, Cloth-wait heres something interesting. Its a hat! I've always wanted a hat.

Flashback...

Emmett:Mommy can I have a hat?

Mom:No son, hats are very excpencive during the great depresion.

Emmett:But Mommy-

Mom:NO!!!!!! Keep fighting and you'll die just like your father.

Emmett:Fine but if I ever get mauled by a bear and get turned into a vampire that will prove you wrong!

Mom:What does that prove?

Emmett:I don't know I saw it in a movie.

End of flashback

Emmett:haha mother I proved you wrong!

Alice:EMMETT!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett:Oh no, super-mauled-by-a-bear-pearson-powers activate! Hmmmm, mabybe if I set it to wumbo...

and Emmett was never seen again.

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