Starting the morning

Part 2: Weird moments

This one is about Ichigo and Chad now, I hope it works.

(In Ichigo and Chad's room, something lurks)

-skitter skitter-

Ichigo: -continues to sleep, snoring like a chainsaw-

-A sudden flash of yellow disappears under Ichigo's sheets-

Ichigo: -He rolls over and accidental kicks the thing under the sheets-

Anonymous: -squeaks loudly- Ow!

Ichigo: -yawns and drags his feet up, dragging the squeaking thing with it-

Anonymous: Gahhh!

Ichigo: -He rolls back on his back –

Chad: -wakes up from the squeaking- Hm?

Anonymous: -Stays still, with a sweat drop on his forehead-

Chad: -Looks at Ichigo and he has a weird bulge protruding from between his legs. He thinks, "God… Ichigo must be having some hell of a dream..."- Yo, Ichigo.

Ichigo: -Stirs- Yeah, Chad?

Chad: -points to Ichigo's bulge- What were you dreaming about?

Ichigo: -Looks down and grabs the bulge- Not mine. But it squeaks…

Anonymous: GAHH!!!

Ichigo: Why are you between my legs, Kon?

Kon: I wanted to ask you where Rukia-san's room was! But then you trapped me between your legs! -Struggles-

Ichigo: -vein throbs on his forehead- And why are you here…?

Kon: -Sweat drop- Umm… Because I wanted to… Be there when there are hollows! Yeah, that's it!

Chad: I thought you were at home with Yuzu.

Kon: -Shivers- Being there... With her… It's like being in guy hell… -remembers all of the evil girly things that Yuzu and her sister do to him-

Ichigo: -picks up Kon by his head and throws him hard into the wall- Doesn't mean you can come with us!

Kon: -squeaks when he hits the wall- AGH! –Falls down onto the hard floor-

Chad: -gets up and holds up Kon by his leg- What should we do to him?

Ichigo: I got an idea.

(They begin to undo the strings Kon and one of the limbs fall onto the floor. A few minutes later, Orihime and Rukia opens Ichigo's and Chad's room door)

Rukia: Hey, you guys read-

(They find Chad blocking their view, Ichigo kneeling in front of him, his face between his legs)

Rukia: OH MY GOD!!! ORIHIME!! COVER YOU'RE EYES!!! –Tries to cover Orihime's eyes.-

Orihime: OH MY GOD!!! ICHIGO IS GAY!!! –Runs out of the room-

Ichigo: -looks around Chad- WH-WHAT!? I'M NOT GAY!!!

Chad: -turns around- What are they talking about?

Rukia: TOO LATE!! I'M TELLING EVERYONE!!! –Runs out of the room, getting her cell phone out-

Ichigo: -Gets up and runs after her- GET BACK HERE!!!!